Brit/pol/ - British Seaside Holidays Edition

>EU applications for UK citizenship up 80% since Brexit
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>'We won't pay a PENNY more than we owe': Boris Johnson insists Britain will pay its debts to the EU but won't be held to ransom over the divorce bill
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4822392/Johnson-insists-Britain-pay-debts-EU.html

>Brexit: UK seeks data transfer pact with EU
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>BBC staff get 10% pay rise... while other public sector workers suffer pay freeze
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>I promise I'm impartial, says Jon Snow as Channel 4 newsreader denies he said 'f*** the Tories' at Glastonbury
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>Portugal PANIC: Portuguese in shock as usually loyal Britons cancel holidays to Algarve
express.co.uk/travel/articles/845681/portugal-algarve-holidays-eu-tourism-figures

>'Answers may not be right' Migration figures could be SKEWED by fake data, expert warns
express.co.uk/news/uk/845642/immigration-figures-could-be-skewed-by-fake-data-warns-Jonathan-Portes

>Boris Johnson says UK was 'over-optimistic' about Libya
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41045099

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tfw when you live in a white neighborhood so no muslamic qt around :(

Why go to the Algarve desu

fist for maygregor

>pidgin isn't a real langu-

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Whoa..even white people speak it so it must be legitimate.

Why is every big costal town a shithole?

I did a year of linguistics at uni with a module on pidgins and creoles. Shits hilarious

>hustle = work

Needing a strong drink for the first time in months but can't afford it.

JUST

This is how the Elliot Rodgers in Hawaii speak

>Drawling and slurring like a pissed-up stroke patient on muscle relaxants
>Inconsistent syntax and grammar

Why can't they just admit that they can't fucking speak English instead of pretending that it's a new language?
This whole "pidgin" thing is like tripping in the street, then trying to play it off like you did it on purpose.

Co's back in the 90s they used the boarding houses and B&Bs to house dolies. Shipped them in. They destroyed morecambe like that

Chomsky vs Saussure?

>No murder nobody
Hmmm

What do we think of Amber Rudd's latest attempt to appeal to the youth

>having to live in the same county as Skeg and Mablethorpe
Why

>Your honour I didn't murder nobody

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>no can do notting
double negatives pls

Just got called an alcoholic.

Amber Leaf > Golden Virginia

YOU LIAR

>Eddies kid will be even more of a failure than he is

I know state-sanctioned genocide is a bit of a no-no and everything... can we just do the white pidgin speakers?

Don't be racist

Where were you last night? We were worried sick.

Hope you and your mum sort things out.

Saw Purple Aki walking down the street.
People scream, the sound of running feet.
He was chasing fellahs everywhere.
Aslong as they had muscles, he didn't care.
Not many options, don't be so rash.
You have one choice POP OR SLASH?

Just paid £5 quid for a pint in Croydon
How do we solve the Londoner problem?

Were we?

>£5 quid
What did he mean by this?

>This whole "pidgin" thing is like tripping in the street, then trying to play it off like you did it on purpose.

£4.50 for a pint in my local, £5.30 or something stupid like that in the "trendier" bar slightly further away.

>tfw a scrawny manlet because I'm scared of being molested by purple aki

As a hobbyist drinker, I find that the term alcoholic has too many negative associates. I prefer alcohol enthusiast.

Was in London few weeks back, had leverkuesen at some kraut bier Keller. Pretty fuking good.

I consider myself an Alcohol Fancier

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what would happen if a metahuman appeared in Britain and started killing all criminals

I once wanted to get /fit/.
That all changed one day when I heard a hench looking bloke suddenly leave his group of friends behind as he sprinted yelling "Fucking leg it, it's that man again".

The hole in the crowd the bloke had left revealed a 6 foot 6 black body builder carrying a WHSmiths plastic bag for life.

Hipster mall got built here
Got back from palace and friend decided for some reason it would be a better idea than whetherspoons

Stain did nothing wrong, except having a disgusting tongue

>killing all criminals
I'd moan about him not going far enough on brit/pol/

A booze buff

It comes from places where they had loads of settlers, Irish, various species of nog, Indians etc. So instead of properly learning one language they ended up with a mishmash of it all, usually written phonetically

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How are these Brit/pol/ videos getting so many views? Where are they being shared to? It can't be exclusively from Sup Forums. I thought we were supposed to be obscure as fuck. It's been a month since this one came out, 150k already.

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Comfy

You mean 40 white virgins, Ahmed. Read your jihadist instruction manual better.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_North_(Russia)
>The Far North is known for its extremely harsh climate. People who work there, other than indigenous populations involved in traditional occupations, and inmates of labour camps (e.g., gulag of the Soviet Union), receive an extra grade of payment, referred to as the "Northern Bonus" (severnye nadbavki). Additional benefits include extra vacation, extra disability benefits, extra retirement benefits, and housing benefits, in compensation for the difficult working conditions. Such compensation had begun under the policy of the Soviet Union, and has been maintained by the Russian Federation.
>London will be our equivalent

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Than ever... right.

EDL types on Facebook and stuff I guess.

This desu. But that was kind of done as a result of cheap foreign travel and a total dearth of investment in British tourism.

miss us yet?

>civil war in the streets
London is more united than ever, this will not make us change our way of life.

£2.10 in my local for a Carlsberg. inb4 shit beer, I know that, but it's cheap.

Ales are £2.90-£3.20 depending on strength.

Peanuts are 50p

Screenshot lad.

Where's Rimjob? Got a new documentary for the list.

If London keeps getting EVEN MORE united after every attack it will eventually just be one huge brown blob of skin and bone rolling around the East End eating curry and jellied eels making odd ramblings about refugees and genders and Pret

That's pretty much the goal.

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Ban again?

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Guys, what do you think of this?
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Quiet here, innit?

You kippers always ends up on the top my YouTube feed for some reason
I don't think normies should be balckpilled desu

Yeh why is that? Has everybody fucked off to go and watch the fight? I refuse to believe that many Brit/pol/ posters have money or mates...

No someone doxed me last night somehow, by hinting towards they know where I live. So I'm not going to use a trip anymore and will rarely post from now on

Just ignore my post then, cunt.

>archive.is/bMvJZ
He's objectively 100% correct yet he'll still be kicked out of uni and won't get a job and will be further pushed toward racism

Is sport the ultimate opium? The ultimate bread and circuses?

Men like this likely do nothing despite their countries being burned before their eyes, but for a sporting event, they go all out.

Watching (((sport))) is the ultimate blue-pill.

>Implying I haven't been sharing them everywhere

I think so. Bread and circuses.

>the extermination of the tripfags is real

Isn't that on at some ridiculous time in the morning? Not worth watching.

No, sex is

Exactly what I'm thinking, can't help but be annoyed considering that black Cambridge student made threats towards white people and is still there.

No rare frogs from rimmer senpai

>>the extermination of the tripfags is real
No.

Thank god im a virgin

Then it's porn and masturbation

What's the military name for when your comrades are all killed and you're the only one left with a thousands of screaming barbarians coming at you?

Nah, sex is sex. It's been that way forever albeit the pill didn't exist.

I think sport and (((lad))) culture is the problem, unironically. If all of these men weren't so distracted by bullshit like this, they'd be on the street marching.

>>the extermination of the tripfags is real
Yep, I don't know how they did it or why. But whoever did it is completely out of order.

FUBAR?

>gAY
What did his ID mean by this?

Also, link to last night's thread

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are we in shock? i didn't notice

>butthurt kekistanis raging at Armando Ianucci's new film
Christ, Americans/Alt-Right/Alt-Lite were a mistake

Nah lad, don't knock sports

Virgins are pathetic, to tell you the truth. I could never listen to a man who is a virgin despite not wanting to be.

There are rare examples of people who died virgins, but even then, they likely did so out of choice. They didnt actually care for women. I'm thinking of Tesla, Newton, etc. They cared more about their work than dumb cunts.

But if you're a virgin and don't want to be, then you are pathetic. If you can't even beat the hurdle of virginity (and it's fucking easy to do so) then you have ABSOLUTELY nothing worthwhile you could ever say or do on this earth. Why would anyone listen to you?

It's the ultimate red flag of who is a complete and utter waste of space and time. Virgins (who don't want to be virgins but still are) are literally pathetic.

Saw a friend at the shop earlier.

You'll never see this you disgusting normie cunt.

Porn is definitely

Was that after you posted/deleted that photo?

South London isn't it? Or near Essex way? What else do they have on you? Other than the public school noncery and shite a levels.

Hello cuntslave.

Question for wageslaves here;

Why do you do it?

Why do you work hours of you life , and pay tax to contribute to a system and society that despises you for being a white male? There's literally no future for you here, and certainly no future to raise a family.

Why not claim you're a retard and get disability benefit while you can spend your time studying , learning a language, and out socialising and fucking degenerate British sluts?

In the meantime you do this while being a burden on the society and system that hates you, and this is a good thing.

And before this shitty country's welfare state crumbles, jump off the boat, and go get some land in a more traditional country and raise a big family.

This country will never be great and traditional again. It will continue to degenerate until sandniggerdom Islam saves it, while still keeping it a shitholle

Pic related. My cousin entering a cell for questioning low birth rates, feminism, and mass immigration

Duck this disgusting and sad pathetic excuse if a non country. I hope Kim jong UN nukes it one day.

sucks you got doxxed senpai you are the only trip who isn't a dickhead

I'm not wrong, believe me. Sport and watching sports without participation is blue pilled and serves only as distraction from the country burning around them. It's the women's reality TV show but for men.

When you watch sport, you're watching the male equivalent of the Kardashians

Wrong. I don't give a fuck about women at all. In fact, I hate them all, and yet they still want to fuck me. I bet that burns you up doesn't it?

>Was that after you posted/deleted that photo?
>that photo?
What photo?

Not a bit you pathetic in denial cuntslave