I understand mate. I've been there too. We were together for 5 years, went through most of our formative young adult experiences together.
But that's just the sad truth of it. I think most blokes would be perfectly happy to just revert back to friendship after a relationship is done, but for some reason women can't handle it. Their brains are different. They find the idea repulsive for some reason. It's hard to deal with (especially when you've done everything right) but it builds character.
Take comfort in the fact that billions of men have been through this too. You've now got an unbreakable connection with every man on this planet. Every bloke knows how it is and would probably buy you a drink and sit down and talk about it with you..
Gavin Clark
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David Martinez
4am you lazy cunt
John Stewart
depressed, helpful fags please go tonight is G O O D V I B E S O N L Y
Nathan Flores
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Charles Harris
Did you know you could bet on McGregor one week before the fight was initially announced (though everyone knew it was happening) and get odds at 100/1?
Jaxon Green
The fight doesn't fucking matter. You're all pathetic if you think this clown show isn't just a shekel farm. It's song and dance spectacle while terrorists plot to kill you and your families in your own countries, in your own neighborhoods, and international financiers plan your economy meticulously to slavedrive you into the dirt of your nation, sucking your blood dry. The best part is McGregor will probably lose, he's not a boxer. Enjoy your hundreds upon hundreds of black twitter memes crowing about it for months on end. The game was rigged from the start.
Tyler Hill
FAAAK OFFFFFF
Jack Hill
Not depressed at all mate. This is masculinity 101.
Ryan Turner
It's getting busy now. Where were all you cunts in the afternoon? It was that slow the thread near died.
Jordan Adams
I wont be able to look Tyrone in the face at work desu, he'll be smug all week.
Nicholas Morgan
I got decent odds and put a big bet. If he loses i'm fucked. If he wins I'm almost out of debt.
Owen Reed
Got him at 50/1 but only £2 because I used what was left in my PP account. Feels pretty bad desu.
Now I've got £2 on him to win in 4, 5, 6 or 7. All at 25/1-40/1
Fucks sake, I have shit to do tomorrow. Good thing I got up at 6. 6pm. N E E T F E E L S
Grayson Walker
Heat is on Dave or Dave ja vu if you guys need something to watch before the fight
Jaxon Clark
I got up at 7.30pm and i'm not a neet
t.alcoholic
Michael Morgan
YEEL DO FOKIN NOTIN
Charles Clark
these fucking arla protein pots are phat as fuck
Connor Jones
I hope I wake up in the morning and look at my phone with the same reaction as a did with Brexit
Wyatt Robinson
>fuck endless women >dominant athlete >cucked France, the most hated rival >challenged the eternal authority of St Peter - and won C H A D K I N G
Easton Morales
Shut the fuck up
Juan Morgan
It must be fucking awful being Eddie. He's a terrible person and is completely irredeemable. I bet everyone in his life is disappointing in him. Even if he achieves good things in his life (he wont) he'll still have had that period in his life where he was an intensely bad human being.
>tfw you're not Eddie
Jackson Miller
make me, princess
x
Cameron Williams
No YOU shut the fuck up
Brayden Jackson
Stfu
Jaxson Cooper
Who is this absolute MILF presenter on the SKY broadcast?
Has anyone been to a Wimpy? I've never been, none nearby.
Christian Collins
Hey honk, can you rape Eddie for us?
Cheers.
Jack Harris
N-no
Josiah Nelson
Sup Forums think that Sup Forums is contained on the /bant/ sticky
Ryder Wright
*pushes you away*
WOAH, uh... get the fuck away from me man!?!
Henry would stomp you lad, don make me chuckle
Hunter White
>tfw we're all sad cunts not even pretending to hide it for the fight apart from a few virgin exceptions
/feels/
Cooper Jenkins
Is she single? I'll redpill her via making her coom. I'll be a good dad to you because of my values too.
James Gomez
>implying implications
Noah Myers
More than 20, less than 30. But that that was years ago, I'm a one fanny danny these days
Nathan Fisher
Do you have any rope?
Cooper Butler
Yeah there good, almost harvester tier and you can get a pint with your breakfast
Jonathan Clark
There are a few near me.
Charles Ortiz
probably though they are greater cycles than blackpills
Parker Bell
Imagine being the weird autistic spoilsport who gets left out at the party. Sitting alone, being "technically right" but an utter killjoy, unable to make friends or be normal. That's all of us. Now imagine being such a dull autistic spoilsport that you get left out at the dull autistic spoilsport off-campus party. That's you.
Cheer up you absolute melt.
Thomas Clark
Who we supporting Mayweather or McGregor?
I hate these """patriotic""" Irish people so I hope Mayweather knocks out McGregor. I think it's obvious Mayweather is going to win
Luis Price
/brit/pol meet up NEVER
Nathaniel Gutierrez
McGregor is going to win.
Adrian Morgan
One girl and it was a mistake. No sex before marriage, I'll be atoning for that sin forever desu. Ashamed of myself.
Jayden Cox
que sera sera
Cameron Morris
Still with dad so your out of luck mate sorry
Carter Green
>tfw not watching the fight and having no interest whatsoever in the outcome
Dominic Mitchell
They still have those? Thought they all disappeared in the late 80s. If they're like they used to be they're top burgers, not up there with 5guys, but better than maccy ds or burgerking
Hudson Anderson
>inb4 repentance and forgiveness
Wyatt Cook
>tfw I HAVE NO MONEY FOR BOOZE AND I'M DYING TO GET PISSED
this is the worst feel just fucking end it for fuck sake
LEND ME A TENNER NOWWWWWWW
Mason Kelly
4
David Reed
1 not sure if i want a relationship again to much pain desu
Matthew Ross
fight me
naked
Caleb Bell
I want McGregor to win. Not a big fan of his but he's up against insane odds in this fight.
Kevin Bell
>I hate my annoying neighbour so much that I hope my entire building gets 9/11ed
McGregor is an absolute dickhead no doubt. But Mayweather winning would be worse. This is less about wanting McGregor to win and more about wanting Mayweather to lose.
Jordan Allen
Me too m8. This shit is just a business, not a sport. Still hope McGregor gets the shit kicked out of him so the paddies take a seat. Taigs need to be knocked down
Zachary Thompson
haha fucking poorfag
Charles Turner
Go try it out some time, and report back here. Maybe some photos. >pint with your breakfast Very intrigued, is it like Little Chef (RIP)? Apparently they still exist, I'm curious what there like.
Jonathan Johnson
9 but if you take them in order and take the first letter of their names it spells EJACULATE. Pure coincidence too.
Connor Jenkins
I've slept next to two. Does it only count if you shag them?
Robert Butler
Imagine writing out all that shit. Christ alive.
Xavier Baker
hard times lad i just wann get pissed and watch the fight la
Evan Bennett
Nowhere will be open though? Even Tesco Extra shuts at midnight on a Sunday.
Jaxson Smith
22 and I'm 27 and about a 6/10.
Won about £1500 total from Trump and Brexit but spent it on a motorbike. Got fuck all money at the moment so won't be winning anything worthwhile on this unfortunately.