Post your Bibles

Post your Bibles. What version does Sup Forums use? I have two, a KJV and an NKJV.

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I usually just use an online version like www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/babylonian-talmud-full-text

KJV or nothing

>(((abrahamic religion)))

Fuck off skin worshiper.

Cute. Not like there are better versions of the English bible right?

SORT

I'm Orthodox, not too many Orthodox Bibles around here so I just use the two most commonly used English Bibles being the NKJV and KJV. The NKJV is used by most Orthodox churches in the English speaking world. I mostly just read the deuterocanonical online. I was wondering though if I should buy a Douay-Rheims since it is used by Catholics and includes most of the deuterocanonicals. How similar it is to the KJV in style?

New Testaments are the same. DR is older than the KJV so it uses older version of English. Old Testament is the same as well except the deuterocanonicals

I have my bible to the left of Aristotle

I'm going to see if I can find it anywhere. I actually prefer the older English style.

KJV has the biggest page size and the paper is the most absorbent for my poo. A bible typically lasts me about 1.5 months of pooping

Odin is god. Convert or die.

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Fuck off
You'll be killed one day for your treason, nigger lover

No, fuck off Pagan LARPer

>r-race mixing is bad unless i do it hur durrr
Skin worship has no place on Sup Forums faggot.

please fuck off back to church. wouldn't your pastor be sad you posted bad words on Sup Forums?

Whatever stormfag. How's your parents basement suiting you?

Here's my complete Talmud bavli on my book shelf.

every time you say a bad word, that's 1 more nail in the cross

>bad word
You're retarded. Sup Forums is a Christian board anyway.

Here's mine.

The KJV is the only bible in English. Others are "translations" where they remove words and change them.

>I shitpost all the time
>that makes me the majority
No, newfag, that isn't how it works. Go back to plebbit if you want to be a nigger lover.

My neighbor is a Jehovah's Witness and he's always trying to have a Bible Study with me. He gave me the New World Translation a year ago. Is it worth reading?

>newfag
Everybody knows that Sup Forums is a Christian board, you Nazi LARPers make up a small portion of users, but you constantly spam it with your faggotry.

nice try fbi

NO! That is a corrupted translation! It says Jesus was "a god" in that version of John 1 instead of the true translation found in all other versions where it says Jesus "was God." That is a terribly translated and corrupted version. Don't read it. Get a real version like the ones I have.

KJV.

I keep the new age contemporary one around so I can point out to modern day "Christians" the differences between the two, and how one tiny change can effect the whole message.

Okay. Thanks, user. My neighbor always creeps me out. Are all Jehovah's Witnesses like that?

Every catholic needs a douay-Rheims Bible and the holy Catechism.

Also
>Fuck prot scum! Enjoy burning in hell with Martin Luther

Jehovah Witness is a cult they are not Christians. They deny the Trinity and incarnation of Jesus, they say Michael and Jesus are the same, they say that there is no true afterlife, they will not allow blood transfusions, they don't celebrate any Christian holidays, and if you try to leave they cut you off entirely. They are a cult, they are nowhere near being Christians.

There are some JWs in my family by relation. They're nice enough people for the most part, but it's clearly a cult, and I have a hard time construing some of their actions as anything that Jesus would have approved of.

Tread carefully.

this pretty much, every relevant document which was translated into english has at least 32942343 different translations which intentionally mistranslated/left out whole chunks of texts

thanks americans, you also ruined the Bible!

Thanks.

>you Nazi LARPers make up a small portion of users, but you constantly spam it with your faggotry.
But that's you. Are you stupid and unaware or delusional?
>Everybody knows that Sup Forums is a Christian board
We dony accept nigger lovers and immigrant importers here.

My pleasure, go find a good Trinitarian church like an Orthodox Church or maybe even a Catholic Church if you have to. Be baptized in the name of the Trinity, study the true scriptures, pray, and continue your journey with God.

>rubs hand together
>my nazi LARPing shitpost will surely bait this goy in
Once again, Sup Forums is a Christian board, now please fuck off back your parents basement. I bet you jerk off to anime porn all day, don't you?

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>not having a Baltimore catechism

I only have a rvr1960 bible. I need to get an english bible

>mfw your god was killed by a christian

They are a cult. KJV is best

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>not being a glorious protestant
I know Protestantism started with the likes of martin retard and john cucklan, but modern day Protestantism is pretty close to the original apostolic faith (or at least closer that Catholocism)
They day Catholics convince me to be catholic, is the day that Catholicism is recognized as Christian in my eyes.

Read the Neician creed.
Any church claiming to be christian which does not agree with it's tenants, is not a christian church.

Get rid of the nkjv. Use only the Authorized KJ version.

Orthodox here but desu Protestantism is utter heresy.

where to buy a kjv bible
I don't support ZOG

fucking die. satan is waiting to torture you. deny all of this on earth; the humbris will remind you of the pain you are receiving and for what reason.

piece of shit.

In what way user?
It agrees with everything in the Neician creed, relies on the bible first and foremost as a source of understanding God's will (as it should be used) and do not beleive in heresies like purgatory or pay-to-save. I like the cath culture and universal nature their doctrine, the nification of their churces, but desu there are problems like that that keep me from being one.
My main beef is all the iconography. You pray to God directly, not to some saint.

>written by a monk

>that pic
"this world is rotten, the flesh is rotten"
sounding awefully gnostic there user, go any harder on the anti-cretion sentiment and you may have an annuresm and a demiurge.

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Protestant Pros
>Trinitarian
>No Pope
Protestant Cons
>Deny real presence in Eucharist
>Say laymen can give sacraments instead of priest
>Do not believe in Communion of Saints, thus does not ask Saints to pray for them
>Neglects Mary, the Theotokos
>Most Evangelicals deny the necessity of Baptism
>Many Evangelicals reject Infant Baptism
>Doesn't understand that Orthodox have a "purgatory" like concept too but not in the same way the Romans have it
>Doesn't understand Theosis
>Theology is legalistic
>Has no authority from Christ whatsoever
>Filioque

You have to rip us off to pretend like you mean something. SAD.

I had a pocket version of the NKJV. Still partial to it.

Uh Jeezianity has it's ultimate origins in Sun worship you dumb faggot

Burn it faggot.

For researching the cult of Jehovah's Sickness, yes. But for actually learning God's true word, avoid it like the plague that it is.

Also "Bible" means book

You can also download this Bible as an app.

Suck my balls

It was intended to mock the Bible.

douay-rheims but i don't have a picture. it's a paperback with christ's words in red. the typography is nice.

Greeks talk a whole lot of nonsense.

what do you find appealing about satanism?
It's contrarianism?
Its shitty pro-hedonist logic?
what?

FPBP

No, that's homosexuality, which the Bible condemned (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9).

NO THAT IS HERESY! GO AWAY JEHOVAH SICKNESS!

Whatever heretic.

I'm Baptist.

Where in the bible is everything you said was a con for protestantism?

YOU HAVE TO KNOCK OFF OUR BOOK TO PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN SOMETHING. YOU ARE THE ART OF FAIL!

Opinions for Thomas Jefferson's bible.
He had some mixed views and removed paragraphs he didn't liked.
He is an American founding father, that's why I strongly consider reading it.

GREEK.

Hmmmm

Jefferson was a fag.

Have a fat Mormon Bible

catholicism is basically orthodoxy if you don't follow anything from after the vatican 2 electric boogaloo. the catholic church was the fastest growing in america until the leftists in rome in the 1960's fucked it up by claiming the devil is just a metaphor and other heresy.

Yes, it is. However I recommend my older version . It's more objective.

That's the original Translation

I want you to look at this link of over 70 Bible translations.

>simplebibletruths.net/70-John-1-1-Truths.htm

Besides the New World Translation, all these non-JW Bibles translate John 1:1 as "a god," "the word was divine," "the word was godlike."

Why all the "blasphemy"? Because the original Koine Greek language was like that.

This is the Koine Greek original
>kαὶ θεὸς ἦν ὁ λόγος

This is the hyper-literal translation
>kai the·os′ en ho lo′gos

This is the translation
>kai(AND) the·os′(GOD) en(WAS) ho(THE) lo′gos(WORD).

What you need to understand is two things. First, Koine Greek had no lowercase words. It was all capital as seen above. Second, Koine Greek has only the definite article(the) but no indefinite articles(a/an).

So how does one tell the difference between God and god? Because God in the Greek Scriptures is always ho'theos(THE GOD) and any generic god is always theos. In John 1:1 Jehovah is translated as ho'theos(THE GOD) while Jesus is just theos(GOD.) The Koine Greek language is read without indefinite articles (a/an). So the correct translation is "a god." The oldest Bible manuscript in the link up above is the Sahdic/Bohairic Coptic which was the language of the Egyptians 1,700 years ago. There language does have an indefinite article(a/an). They understood John 1:1 as "a god."

Even mormons know you are not allowed to add books to the bible.
But then again Mormonism is just a freemasonic crap shoot.

No we are not a cult. We are believers in not just Christ but also his father Jehovah God. We don't put emphasize on traditions but on accurate knowledge instead. That's why people hate us.

I have too many, user, so I'll just list what I've got. Pic related is my favorite. I like to reference several translations for difficult verses to more fully understand it.

An old German translation from my great Grand parents

2 or 3 KJV ones from my parents

NIV one from High School
>INB4 'muh KJV'
>never really used it much, the newest version of NIV is even worse. I don't even know where my NIV one went.

2 NRSV (My favorite version)

HCSB with copious amounts of commentary, maps, diagrams, and photos (Also my favorite)

1 NKJV NT
>Gideon New Testament. As far as I can tell, it's NKJV. This is another one I haven't opened in ages.

I also have several text books and commentaries on various parts of the bible, and I'm sure I've forgotten one or two other Bibles I own.

What is Gnosticism.

>Say laymen can give sacraments instead of priest
Perhaps with Lutherans, but even then pastors go through bible colage to learn about how to understand the bible. Protestants (at least modern ones) don't throw the baby out with the bath water.
>Do not believe in Communion of Saints, thus does not ask Saints to pray for them
because communion with the dead is sorcery, and thus sinful
>Neglects Mary, the Theotokos
Mary is the physical mother of Jesus, the conduit by which God took human form, but she is not sacred. I an understand the logic behind her being required to be pure in order for her to be a vessel by which God can manifest, but that is disproven by her acting against Christ's wishes at the party.
>Most Evangelicals deny the necessity of Baptism
Baptism is necessary for one to signify to their community that they are taking the burder of commiting themseelves to God. It is an incredibly signifigant ritual, but the water itself and the act itself does not magically purify your soul. That is done when you accept the holy spirit into your life. I have seen supposed Christians get re-baptised every week only to go back into sin knowing it's wrong (like many do with masturbation). They think that the water itself will wash away their sins, when it is not the water but the spiritua act which the water represents that justifies them before God.
>Many Evangelicals reject Infant Baptism
Good thing im presbyterian. I do beleive that Infant batism is necessary as a sort of blessing to the child and a reminder of the mission of the parents (to raise the child in reverend fear of God). However, i don't think infants would understand the signifigance, so adult baptism is necessary for them to officially recognize Christ as their lord and saviour.
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Is that why Yeshua only kept the company of boys and young men?

How am I a heretic? I"ve proven my case.

Christians do not die they sleep.

KJV all the way because Scofield was a scoundrel.

HE IS THE GOD OF THE LIVING AND NOT OF THE DEAD: IN THIS DO YOU GREATLY ERR.

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>Doesn't understand that Orthodox have a "purgatory" like concept too but not in the same way the Romans have it
purgatory in general is fake imo, almost as fake as those sects of protestantism which beleive that if you say sorry after leading a horrible life, that your apology will count and that you will go to heaven, despite that very act being selfish and thus having it's worth undermined.
>Doesn't understand Theosis
I don't know what that term is.
>Theology is legalistic
Legalistic how?
>Has no authority from Christ whatsoever
As a follower of Christ, i have as much authority as him. Not to say that i am him, but that i can do miricles greater than he did if it be in his will and i have the faith.
>Filioque
what is this?

>not posting the best testament of Jesus Christ

JW are not Gnostics.

Gnostics believe that knowledge (gno′sis in Greek) could be derived in a mystical way, Gnostics combined apostate Christianity with Greek philosophy and Oriental mysticism. The Gnostics claimed superior knowledge through secret revelation and boasted that they were the “correctors of the apostles.” For instance, they held that all physical matter is evil, and for that reason, Jesus did not come in the flesh but only seemed to have a human body—a belief called Docetism. As we have seen, this is precisely what the apostle John had warned against.—1John 4:2,3; 2John7.

Gnostics also rejected marriage and procreation, claiming that Satan originated these. They even ascribed divine wisdom to the serpent in Eden! This viewpoint resulted in extreme life-styles, either asceticism or fleshly indulgence. Claiming that salvation came only through mystical Gnosticism, or self-knowledge, they left no room for the truth of God’s Word.

No, we are not Gnostics. If we were you would have known.

I'm at a hotel right now and there was a mormon book as well as a bible which is "new american standard version"

On the left is one I brought with me because I have a hard time reading the KJV, English isn't my 1st language.

If the KJV was good enough for Paul, it's good enough for me.

based on some reactions let me clarify what i meant by dead.
Both the residents of hell and heaven are alive in the sense that their existence persists. However, they are not on the physical plane any longer and therefore count as dead in the typical sense.
There was that king, saul i think, who communicated with samuel, and therefore commited an accursed act by communing with the dead. Likewise, directing your prayer away from God distances you from him and shifts your focus away from him. Let all your tears and joy's be shared with your God, Saviour, Father, and Master, not with your fellow servants.

Which is exactly what the Catholic Church has said about them for 2000 years.

Isn't that supposed to be Moroni?
>inb4 it's a meme you dip

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