/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #29 8/25/17
youtu.be/BqaB1oiabJY
>Weekly Update #5 - Lara 8/25/17
youtu.be/SK2z-ZGwV4Y
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin, NSA McMaster, HSA Bossert) 8/25/17
youtu.be/4gYdhWSkUUo
>DeptInt Video - Eclipse Across America 8/25/17
youtu.be/O3qQDnzYX6U
>WH Video - VP Pence in Miami 8/25/17
youtu.be/au7uTrA_ys0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/Ukr Pres Poroshenko presser 8/24/17
youtu.be/rUN-duJsVEA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 8/24/17
youtu.be/aPBRC13AzhA
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/24/17
youtu.be/jqABEec-CKc
>fake news network BTFO by panel 8/24/17
youtu.be/6UHzhtteI8o
>WH Video - Pres Trump @Amer Legion 99th Natl Conv 8/24/17
youtu.be/z0MoJ2Fhc2g
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>President Donald Trump Video - Tremendous/Incredible 8/21/17
youtu.be/mdzk2evC7cs
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

SPENCERPEDES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

A quick reminder to please not post streams anymore or more will go down.

Faggots can sink or swim.

>he's watching a boxing match because the Jews told him to

SPENCER
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>camera pans over TRUMP TOWER
YOU CANT ESCAPE

About to begin.

How much longer till the main event

Fight stream

vipbox.live/boxing/485533/8/money-belt-:-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-12-rounds-super-welterweight-live-stream-online.html

>farm equipment vs literally unable to farm

We rooting for Mayweather right?

night of the long knives when?

The President must be so sad he can't go to the fight tonight. I remember watching fights in years past and Donald Trump was almost always in attendance. He loves fighting sports.

I thought it was supposed to start now. Looks like this is going to be the final fight before the main event.

AWOOOOOOOOO

Here’s some shitty OC I made out of a hitjob on Trump. I made it sound like a good thing.

Apparently they stuffed in another fight so probably 30 more min at this rate.

DAS RITE!

How goes the fight?

>not streaming it and robbing the jews

>trump appears out of nowhere and slams a folding chair against Mitch McConnell and McCain

I'll be contrarian and go for the other guy because y'know, Irish

I'm waiting for his congratulatory tweet to Mayweather.

>People paid $100 to watch this

...

im ok with either winning

if mcgregor wins youll see riots
if mayweather wins trump will congratulate him and riots

lmao battle of the manlets, don't let the camera show the figher an the women on stage in the same shot hahahahaha

Got Cookie Monster over here.

Trump will win.

>yfw half of the US is watching it in Spanish for free

why should i watch this nigger sport

hurr we punch eachother in the face for fun

...

Spencer is a pedophile.

Remember goyim the list of birth rapes by race in the US is as follows
>Hispanics 2.1
>white 1.8
>black 1.8
>Asian/other 1.5
The majority of multiracial children are born to a white father and the generational gap is as follows
>pre 1940 remnants are 75% white
>boomers are 2/3rds white
>gen X is 62.5% white
>millennials are 56.5% white
>gen Z (1995 - 2010) is 55.5% white
>55% of Americans under 18 are white
>62% of American adults are white
>68.5% of senior citizens are white
>50% of Americans 0-4 are white
>52% of newborns are white
The white conservative Christian birth rate is 2.3 this is including liberal mainline Protestants, also white liberals have a birth rate of 1 and boomers have been sharply decreasing numerically for a decade now BTW so the median age for whites has remained at 41 for 12 years.

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Thanks
the smoothest stream posted

>he says while posting a kpop image from tumblr

Damn thing could stop a bullet.

Apparently they know each other and are friendly. It'd be cool to see him come to the White House one day.

I don't get this one.

>weighing in at 130lbs

JUST DRAG FLOYD OUT HERE ALREADY

Please don't feed the schizophrenics

Neither do I

Why is that nigger wearing an ostrich pillow? Did he tumble off a plane drunk?

Nigger muppet looking motherfucker.

...

Puella Lupum Psychosis (aka Awoo Madness) is a rare but rapidly growing psychiatric disorder.
Recognized in the DSM-5 in which the patient experiences 5 of the following 8 criteria:

� Abnormally high energy
� Social withdrawal due to an obsession with global politics and world events
� Feelings of euphoria when witnessing chaotic events
� Nationalist political ideology/Intense hatred of left wing ideology
� Excessive digital archiving, editing and/or transferring images of wolf girls (Awoos)
� Anticipation for and insomnia during the hours of 12AM - 4AM EST
� Auditory and/or Visual hallucinations of Awoos
� Spiritual/Religious beliefs involving Awoos such as:
Being rewarded an etneral Awoo in the afterlife for their Nationalist beliefs
An omnipresent and powerful Cosmic Awoo

YOU LIED
IT'S SOME SPIC AND A NIGGAAAA

Would improve approval ratings if he did that.

this fight is going to be a real power show.
I expect 4.5 earthquakes and heavy lightning, possible aurora bursts.

are you trying to emulate those wshh roasts you fucking loser?

i'm watching it because literally everybody i've met over the past two days has asked me if I'm watching it

So...this has nothing to do with race, but....

Does everybody here agree? The nigger should lose and there should be a chimp out in the major cities.

Kek, this, civil war either way

Of course.

pants are goofier
hard to tell in the photo but they look giant e/ same fur

>tfw no hallucinations to momiji-sama
JUST

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "@ChuckGrassley - got your message loud and clear. We have fantastic people on the ground, got there long before #Harvey. So far, so good!"
>"Closely monitoring #HurricaneHarvey from Camp David. We are leaving nothing to chance. City, State and Federal Govs. working great together!"
>McCain says to force transgender people out of military is a 'Step in the wrong direction'
>Pelosi says transgender ban is 'Pure prejudice’
>Mattis to US troops: 'Hold the line until our country gets back to respecting each other'
>'Anti' racism protest takes place in San Francisco after Republican event is cancelled - Hundreds gathered
>Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) says Arpaio pardon 'violates his oath of office'
>NK launches 3 missiles
>Secret Service to do 'Live fire' exercise near WH
AFTERNOON
>Russian lawyer says Trump dossier is 'cheap gossip'
>Virginia Republican top target for Dems in 2018
>Gorka expected to return to Breitbart
EVENING
>Trump admin declares public health emergency over Harvey
>"""Report""" claims Trump asked Sessions to drop charges against Arpaio months ago
>Trump tweets: "Wonderful coordination between Federal, State and Local Governments in the Great State of Texas - TEAMWORK! Record setting rainfall."
>1 dead in Hurricane Harvey

and don't forget, boston burns down either way

No. Those are the first thoughts that came to my head, and I come here to shitpost.
There’s no internet points here, you stupid faggot. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want.

fucking hell was coming here to say this. can't take it seriously. they're some wide shorts with blue fur trim?

Get yourself some acid
What a bunch of Awoo youtube videos and look at a bunch of Awoo pictures during the "left off" phase.
It will carry with you throughout the trip.

watch* a bunch

I don't care who loses.

thanks nntnn

Lift off* phase
I should really proof read

>picks the guy up

What the fuck am I watching?

Conner wins
>haha white man won, suck it libs
>hahaha trump hater won, suck it Sup Forums
Mayweather wins
>hahaha Trump supporter won, suck it libs
>hahaha black man won , suck it Sup Forums

doesn't really matter does it lol

>Two seconds after the first blow lands Mayweather has massive stroke.
>McGregor wins
>Trump congratulates
>Salon and Huffpoo call it white supremacy.
>CHIMPOUT
>Trump tweets that they were both good fighters.
>CNN employees snackbar Fox News.
>John Oliver declares himself King of New York and California.
>Racewar begins.

We all win.

you should sever your internet connection ASAP and seek medical attention

This is silly as fuuuuuck.

More information
Jared Kushners businesses being protected by the ADL from the US Government
breitbart.com/big-government/2017/08/24/reports-jared-kushners-family-business-switches-crisis-management-amid-federal-scrutiny/
Eric Wachter,"I oversee all aspects of ADL’s programming within the region of Washington, D.C., Maryland, Virginia and North Carolina."
washingtonjewishweek.com/30236/you-should-know-eric-wachter/you_should_know/

>he can't summon things

sad 2bh

Fucking Kek. I'm Lmaoing at richfags' lives

Then pray that nigger loses.
I want happening.
How much do you want to bet they’ll blame it on white supremacy or connect it to white supremacy?
They’ll claim that some angry white people were way into this fight to see racial violence. Just you watch.

>NIGGER LOSING
>ANNOUNCER MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM

>Yfw Conor gets frustrated and KOs Floyd with a high kick

>I do what others do to fit in

maybe the norks nuke Vegas and we all win?

Heres a video that provides a pretty good link on who exactly runs the reagan battalion.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z2tIrOXRxLo
The last 30 seconds really ties it together.

WORST PRE FIGHT EVER

This is not a pasta faggots.

He would be immediately disqualified.

...

This is not the best undercard I've ever watched.

lol

Yeah they're funny as shit
they're huge and the material is stiffer than normal so they move weird

Ironically, both Mayweather and Tyson are Trump fans.

I know. It's great.

Hey leaf what about birth rates demographics voting demographics

if you don't have time heres a simple image

As funny as that would be, he would be banned from MMA for life and he would likely be sued.
I wish he would though. Paralyze him like Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby.
I want salt.

>Two seconds after the first blow lands Mayweather has massive stroke.

There is a pic of mayweather visiting Trump Tower. He was also at the inauguration. I'm pretty sure Trump's rooting for him to win.

>He shares limited bandwidth streams
>Everyone's stream goes to shit
God damn it Bernie

That fight eh?
How was it?

So basically it's jews up to some no-good jewry

And this stereotypical angry Irish cunt has talked shit about Trump.
Actually, maybe you’re right. Forget happenings. Knock this little prick’s teeth out.

anyone have that trump pepe with Bernie sanders as the kids from Jurassic park in the kitchen scene?