PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUCK THE ALT LEFT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #29 8/25/17
youtu.be/BqaB1oiabJY
>Weekly Update #5 - Lara 8/25/17
youtu.be/SK2z-ZGwV4Y
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin, NSA McMaster, HSA Bossert) 8/25/17
youtu.be/4gYdhWSkUUo
>This Week@State 8/25/17
youtu.be/G4jVZpyzBdw
>DeptInt Video - Eclipse Across America 8/25/17
youtu.be/O3qQDnzYX6U
>WH Video - VP Pence in Miami 8/25/17
youtu.be/au7uTrA_ys0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/Ukr Pres Poroshenko presser 8/24/17
youtu.be/rUN-duJsVEA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 8/24/17
youtu.be/aPBRC13AzhA
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/24/17
youtu.be/jqABEec-CKc
>fake news network BTFO by panel 8/24/17
youtu.be/6UHzhtteI8o
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>President Donald Trump Video - Tremendous/Incredible 8/21/17
youtu.be/mdzk2evC7cs
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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awoo I need water...

(reposting here for discussion=
I don't know user, here is some from Princeton, back in 2016. They made it "purple" to highlight the divide but it is very clear that there is a marked shift to red in most of the country and, with the exception of Obama 2008 (likely due to the pervasive rejection of GWB policies in 2006, his sixth year as president) it is very clear that it is getting redder and redder

There is goes, 1960 to 2016- Does it disprove your point that 2008 was chosen because it is the most marked change?

[1] princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2016/

Slow as fuck morning.

Fuck you Spencer haters.
He's under my personal protection now.

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES!

RIP in peace Texas

BUST THE TRUSTS

Be safe Texas !

Lets say your house got BTFO
What happens? Start over from the beginning? Does insurance cover those act of god?

Apooooo

We apparently bombed you until you couldn't tell a CIAnigger from other people anymore.

What is the consensus there about Trump pressuring pakistan government to stop supporting terror group?

Does anyone else get a /comfy/ feeling every time we get an Awoo for every situation?

The saga continues.

Flood insurance is it's own specific thing. Better hope you've got it

It's the best feeling.

It's really amazing, I picked that up yesterday, it's like we have nothing but autism on this site.

It has and always will be a shitty forced meme

Trump curse continues.

I grin every time.

>it's like we have nothing but autism on this site.

Duh. It's how we won the election.

We're gonna see biblical flooding in Houston. Flood prone area that's seen a lot, but I'm not sure they've ever seen anything quite like Harvey.

Gov Abbott called for mandatory evacs and Houston's mayor said no. There's gonna be a lotta deaths that were preventable.

yes indeed

>Does insurance cover those act of god?
In places like the Texas gulf coast you need specific Flood or Hurricane protection, often bought separately. But people in Texas know that so they've either bought it or not based on an entire state history of living with hurricanes.

Governor repúblican, mayor democrat right?

Are we allowed to talk about Texas now?

Kek

Is there any doubt ?

Fucking this

Does anyone have Hillary, Bernie, or Antifa transparents?

>mayor said no

are democrats THAT spiteful towards republicans that they would literally die on their hills of selfrighteousness?

Houston is full of niggers user

THEY won't die, just the people they represent

SO who so far is the one getting shit thrown at them the most. I would ask how this affects trump but the media is unbelievably falling for the Arpiro bait he laid instead of talking about the storm of the decade.

Heres your you, thanks for the first kek of the morning. You guys make the best shirts.

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So how many women got blacked after Mayweather proved dominance against a white male.
Maybe black birthrate in 9 months will rise.

Here's a dilemma, /ptg/
Pic related is a fat alcoholic named Turki who is the commander of the tribal forces in Syria.
He retreated from half a dozen villages that took months to take on the banks of the euphraties over a glorified ISIS raid, and the operation to take it all back cost 300 officer cadets their lives.

What would you do with this fat shit?
So far ideas are Penal battalion, imprisonment, firing squad and FSB disappearing act

You've really got a thing for darkies, don't ya?

The only way this affects Trump is if FEMA does nothing to coordinate rescues.
Trump also needs to activate the coast guard to do aerial rescues from people's roofs.
This is just like Obama's Hurricane Sandy megastorm, you activate all the resources AFTER the storm passes.

I feel so bad for the poor little cat.

The ideological shift however is towards much more liberal, the Democrats of 1996 would be appalled by the Democrats of 2016+. (and, many of them who are still alive and voting indeed are and now thus vote Republican)

And what if Trump cannot achieve any of his major agenda? Not having a wall for example being built by 2020 will be a sore spot.

> mayor said no
Gee willicers I wonder what happens next

>implying he's not a darkie himself.

No matter when he goes the MSM will bitch he's "spending too many resources" going there.

Maybe because the jap chink im with currently is brown. Hmmm yes that might be influencing me

>fat alcoholic turki
That's the problem. Never make a turk your commander. They're retarded people with no leadership skills.
Get him to resign in peace, pick some arab with bloodlust, and you'll regain those villages.

Slow as fuck all day, did a lot of people get arrested?

These white supremacist copycats really need to fucking stop. #prayforElkhart

Maybe people are busy collecting their winning in the Mayweather fight.

Villages got regained by the other man in the picture and Turkis been detained by mukarabaht.
He's a tribal, he doesn't have a commission to resign

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Gib stuff to hat.

What? :D
Another election?

Fantastic. Now how will MSM turn this into a negative ?

CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON, AND IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! JUST LOOK AT WHAT IT ENCOURAGES AND CAUSES!

So far Trump's admin has been all over Harvey. Much better than Dubya or Obama.

Considering this is LBJ's state how do you expect the democrats to be? It's probably better for us that they do this so we can get being a democrat labeled as mental instability.

Mr. President, why have still not disavowed the hurricane yet!?

>page 4
Looks like everyone has finally jumped off the Trump train

I miss old political cartoons. Only Ben Garrison is trying these days.

Biblical weather confirmed. Repent.

Maybe you guys should just abolish divorce?
I never understood the reason behind it.
Just go for annulment.
Saw divorce corp and was sickened by it.

I feel like you guys have divorce for the dumbest of reasons. especially with how emotionally weaker the generation has become.

I mean just look at this list especially 5-9

Nope. God said he'd never do it again

a lot of us are at church

>Dem C.M
>win S
What did he mean by this?

>almost guaranteed a happy marriage with a virgin
>used goods even after one partner

these fucking kikes

God said He'd never flood the earth again. God never said He'd flood Texas. They had it coming.

GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP

NEW

>President Trump has fully pardoned former sheriff Joe Arpaio
>Transgender military ban is officially implemented
>The president has signed a disaster proclamation in response to Hurricane Harvey - unleashes the full force of the government to help Texas

Not accomplishments per se, but still significant

>It is heavily rumoured that Trump will end DACA in the immediate future
>Mueller has issued a subpoena to Podesta Group (/ourguy/)

Dem Congressman
Win Seat

Claire McCaskill (D)

It's hilarious. We even had one for the Nigger fight yesterday. Never to be used again. Beautiful.

>TRUMP TWEETED ABOUT A BOOK.
THIS WILL COST LIVES IN TEXAS!
>IMPEACH TRUMP!

Holy fuck these people are retarded.

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I can't into gifs.

We have the best awoos.

Win S = win senate
Dem C.M. = democrat Claire McCaskill, one of their senators

For those not familiarized, here is the list of Senators in states Trump won

Romney states
> Jon Tester (Montana, since 2006)
> Claire McCaskill (Missouri, since 2006)
> Joe Manchin (West Virginia, since 2010)
> Joe Donnelly (Indiana, since 2012)
> Heidi Heitkamp (North Dakota, since 2012)

Trump states
> Bill Nelson (Florida, since 2000)
> Debbie Stabenow (Michigan, since 2000)
> Sherrod Brown (Ohio, since 2006)
> Bob Casey (Pennsylvania, since 2006)
> Tammy Baldwin (Wisconsin, since 2012)

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Please give hat.

ITT: the ones we couldn't save.

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>It's Trump's fault that the (((MSM))) would rather cover him than the hurricane

>blaming Benghazi on a video tape
>blaming hurricane deaths on a tweet
How low can we go?

Literally 1 person died.

>implying anyone liked rinsed penis

>things only happen because the news says they happened

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In the middle of a job application, will hat in a few minutes.

Like media attention would help

These niggers.

Thanks and good luck

Been awhile since the last time there was a slow sunday morning.

that photo is shopped

Stop with the cringy fucking anime girls you idiots

I want to fug that boat.
>tfw your boat won't become a bote grill

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>TRUMP TWEETED ABOUT A BOOK
It's not the first time.

Take your time.

Where at, user?

Where is that gif that every one blaming Trump for everything?

It's a really good book. A bit long tho.