You have 10 seconds to act as British as possible or this dog ends your life

You have 10 seconds to act as British as possible or this dog ends your life

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ELLO GUVNA-*dies*

oy bruv, where's your license?

American tier bants.

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* Bins knife *

ALLAHU AKBAR!

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*gets stabbed by muslim*

Kill that fucking abomination.

I don't need to act

oi mandem won get sum fish n chipper ye

*Colonizes brown country*

Terrorist attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city.

Mouth hygiene is a meme.

Literally grows another 3 body freckles.

Oy mate put that bloody knuf away! The po-lice are alr'dy on the way!

Can i have a cup of tea love.

Hey pol friends

Maybe u fucc my wife while i watch?

Bloody wanker let's destroy some culture and kill as many white people as possible.

Long live the queen!

#letthemin

> You have 10 seconds to act as British as possible or this dog ends your life
#NotAllMuslims
#BeingWhiteIsNotRight

Lemme sip on some afternoon and eat biscuits.
we did nothing wrong in india

oi gimme sum fruity loopy spinny winny juice

i get paid nothing, a house costs 600 trillion quid and my neighbours are all polish

OI CHAHP LEMMAY C YORE WALKEN LIESUNZ!?

ILE 'AV YOU ARREST TED!

only correct answer

>Nordics have absolutely 0 accomplishments

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

Please fuck my wife paki

Who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Oh. Sorry about that.

Oy cheeky wanker, is that an assault kinfe i see?
*calls police*
*gets acid attacked by paki*
*jailed for hate crime*

yes nice

I put mayonnaise on my kebab.

kekd

OY MATE YA FOKIN KONT WATCH DUNKIRK IN THEATAS RIGHT

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We luv muslims yeah? Oy cunt! Wha you say you bigot?!

Oy crockeyitititydoo! sure could go for some sheep blood!

>mayonnaise
gross

I say! What an absolutely smashing day! Anyone for tennis?

Haraam! Kill it!

oi fuck m8. right. bmilmey the queen the queen. trousers and sort all that what. what. oi right.

beans for breakfast what.

You 'ight mate?

Ah better tak meh a gud bombing befor i bring out the ol' willy n shag yer wife eh m8.

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا ٱلله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱلله

ON?! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW TO MARINATE IT WITH MAYONNAISE BEFORE.

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holy shit my sides

UOY WOT U MEAN I AVE TO REPLY

Abudul ak'sul abbda, allahu ackbaaaarrrrrrr

oi m8

>As British as possible
Ten seconds isn't a long time to bathe myself in the blood of Europeans but I'll give it a go

>Today I was in the street shortly after 4 bong and they were cleaning up the corpses that the chimney sweeps trampled as they screamed "OLY JOLLY IT BE 4-ABONG-4ABONG-4ABONG-4ABONG........."
>Woman starts to sing
>Her husband looks at her in disgust
>He slaps the shit out of her nearly ripping her hijab clean off
>BY ALLAH IF YOU EVER SING AGAIN I'LL BEHEAD YOU
>Good husband keeping his wife in her fucking place, beneath him
>BASED PAKI MAN

you pass, Achmed

It's spelled "luv" m8! Nao fook off and get my chips ya paahkee barsteward! Lots a vinga und saalht! Moove ya arse ramm jamm

one of my guilty pleasures m8

Stop blowing terror attacks out of proportion. Weve had worse. We've lived through the blitz, we can weather this storm.

> forgets to mention during the blitz London was 100% British. Now its only 45%, and the majority 55% dgaf about the city or British values are more interested in what's happening back home in Bucharest, Qatar or Abidjan.

OI BIN THAT SPOON M8

كنت مثلي الجنس

jam first then the cream goes on second not the other way FAGGOTS!

أنا البريطانية و الأبيض ثق بي

I hate white people and want to destroy Europe with communists for Jews and our capitalism! Heil Rothschild! I am so sad they didn't win mayor of London, but Sadiq Khan.

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fucking club is in dire shambles.

They can't understand, save your wind lad. Go have a breath and a cuppa

Never EVER hurt a pupper, you old fuck.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

The problem with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in!

Oh, yes, because the Germans didn't kill any Poles or other Eastern Europeans, right?
Also, we did more to spread the white race than any other white country. That's a fact. If it wasn't for us, the white race would probably be about a third of the quantity it is now.
Ukraine is dirt poor. If I moved to Ukraine, I would live like a king.

Naht bad

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Pip pip di doodley do, avocado toast, cuck porn

Oi imma go 'own to fuh pub an 'ave a point of laah guh wif me m8s

Aye, gon to the pub to grab a few beers and watch manchester united whip the irish. The missus is at home with her friend Achmed, he's a dashing fellow from Pakistan! I don't mind if he fancies the wife, I don't want to be racist like those yanks who put that bloody Trump in office!

Fucking brilliant. You sir, have beat the internet.

1. celebrate and love diversity.
2.move far away from London so kids go to white majority school.

Most Brits like Trump. When they don't like him, it's usually because they think he's a retard, not because they think he's a wacist.

Jesus Christ guys you need to be forming a revolt.

Now that's what I call a paradox. The most British thing to do is let the dog stab you, but if you don't do that you get stabbed anyway.

Pffft, like you gaywads put mayo on everything.

underrated

It's a sharp knife den innit

BIN THAT KNIFE PUPPER

GET A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE

Do muslims Braaap when they do this?

Jacob Rees-Mogg for Prime Minister.

We ran out of teabags, pop down tescos and get us some more yeah?

I'd really like a day trip to Bath and a pint of Guinness. The Queen? eh, she's alright but doesn't really do much. The symbolism is a tradition though.

Praise Allah

load up the lorry
don't care whats your story

BIN DAT KNIFE M8

Most brits correlate racism with stupidity though. That is much less the case here in the states. People view racists as either redneck tier or evil genius tier.

Reddit, go home.

ITS BOOMSTICK TIME
BOTH BARRELS FOR YOU BASTARD

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When did Hetalia become gay?

Untrue. You are mistaken by our elite class, the one that rules our media. The comedians, actors, musicians. All anti-racism cucks. Not representative of our population. Is Stephen Colbert representative of you?
The majority of Brits don't want any immigration. Immigration is the biggest issue among Brits (numerous studies show this decisively). We voted Brexit against immigration. There was this march of 10,000 young men against Islamic extremism in London a few months ago (wasn't reported by any mainstream meteor).
And no, usually they just think he's retarded. My anti-Islam and anti-immigration friends/acquaintances think he's a retard too.

Hetalia was always a fujoshit show

it was always gay user.