Friendly reminder that the midwesterner is the masterace

Friendly reminder that the midwesterner is the masterace
>muh corn
>breadbasket of the most powerful country in the world
>helped trump win the election
>home to George lincoln Rockwell, Henry Ford, the wright brothers, Mike "putting fags in body bags" Pence
>not blacked or beaned to shit like the south or Texas
>not libed or queerd to shit like New England
>best college rivalries
>not too hot or cold
>great work ethic
>have containment cities for niggers
>true heartland of America
>industrial heart of America
>cheap shit

How can the rest of the country even compete?

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>illinois
>michigan
>"masterrace"

Iowa is masterrace

Home of Detroit

the exceptions that make the rule

>best college rivalries
>not too hot or cold
>great work ethic
flyoverfags are so adorable sometimes lol

Checking in
Stay mad inferiors

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Any hoosier bros on?

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You forgot us in that image. Don't worry you'll be assimilated anyway.

Don't worry we'll annex you

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South Bend checking in. Avoid this shithole at all costs.

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What happens in Wyoming? Why does no one live there?

Minnesotan here.
Feels good to be in a white state, unlike the insecure beaner state southerners

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>this guy was a Midwesterner
How can the rest of the country even compete?

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>the midwest actually thinks they're better than the South
>shit weather
>no culture
>bad food

Explain yourselves

Try again

>>the midwest actually thinks they're better than the south
Because we are Tyrone McJamalson

>No coastline
>Flat
>Filled to the brim with obese motherfuckers
>Put sugar paste on their BBQ

The Midwest is like if you took all the charm and good things about the South and completely stripped them away

Thanks for Culvers though.

Okay Paco, how's the Mexican border culture doing?

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>filled with obese motherfuckers
>flag
oh the irony

>tfw born in ohio but live in maryland
I-I can join the reich, right?

Maryland will be annexed

>coastline

Updated version

What have u LARPing faggots done so far? I'm guessing just making shitty Le 52% face memes about the south, great way to get support attack fellow whites

PA isn't the mainland

Valpo checking in!

We have plenty of coast, and its fresh water my sad southern friend

What are you going to do with all the niggers in Detroit and Chicago?

Send them to the South, they love their based black men.

pic related
>south
>white
pick one

Open up the slave trade once more

Exile them to Nunavut?
I don't know what else we'd do with all those worthless islands.

Comfy outside of Detroit and Chicago

Same here. Fuck mayor Pete.

PA is THE mainland. For everything.

Bump

>illinois
>michigan
>not blacked
>"masterrace"
Thank you for the bread and for helping Trump win, that is all I have to say

>falling for the "no culture" meme
Every place has a culture, you tard, it is established within a few minutes of it being inhabited. It can, however, change.

I'm just biding my time until the more extreme Lutheran synods create a Lutheran State in the Midwest and Great Plains. Shit will be based.

LMAO, he was asking for it with that dumb haircut

Yes we have a few areas that aren't white well done. And I've never used calculus a single day of my life.

>white state
>not red
Might as well be beaned in your situation. Saint Paul is blacked in addition to the surrounding area and the white females are mostly thots

>liking corn
>liking trump
>caring about a bunch of dead whiteys
>not wanting to be blacked
>wanting to work
yeah you right tho senpai, your SHIT is cheap ctfu.

Neither have I, the point of the meme is that the subhuman children are chimping out about it instead of trying to learn and failing like human children

The Midwest is too fucking flat.

yo fellow Wisconsinites

who's ready for Packer season?

True. Niggers are too dumb to do even the most simple of maths.
And? Perfect for farming.

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But muh Dells!

plz annex zone 1 too

>bad food
Your major breakfast item is wet corn meal

That's what makes it perfect for growing food (well, that and the soil)

>lake street in Minneapolis
>calling others beaners
Don't even get me started on Somalis

Based Sarnia!

>>too flat
>>eastern Ohio

you forgot mark twain

>based joplin bro checking in

This is true. Zanesville is hilly as fuck.

>shit weather
>southern mongrels can't handle cold white people weather

Ive never had any problems with either hot or cold weather

I don't like the way the bird is set, it has an optical illusion effect that makes the blue stripe look smaller than the red.

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>midwest
>largest area of land inhabited by mainly white people
>aryan wheat/corn fields
>dotted with comfy rural close knit communities
>huge fields of crops or grass dancing in the wind
>mountainous clouds that crawl across the sky
>night sky full of stars
>cities are few and far between (comparatively)
>salt of the earth common good people: the region
Go ahead and be jealous.

forgot to mention
>perfect temperate climate brings variety of beautiful scenery, comfy weather and seasonal treats and food all year round

God is a midwesterner

But the politics are complete shit in Minnesota. Everything else is pretty good though.

>not too hot or cold

Lies! Lies! Lies!

>god was a midwesterner
DEE DA DEE DA DUM

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Minnesotan here, hoping for a real winter this year

Same. This year was a disappointment

Anyways good night

Keep this thread bumped for Midwestern glory

>north dakota
>"not too cold"
wew lad

for those who don't know north dakota gets to -30 on average in the winter
pic related is a warm day there

bumping for more north dakota hate

rensselaer my nig

>-30° is too cold
murica

that's fahrenheit ahmed
and since with wind chill you can't go outside without wearing goggles or you freeze your eyeballs
yes... i would consider that cold
kys sausagenigger

You bet.

I live there.

It's nice, it's more filled with old folks that are like Willie Nelson more than anything else.

It's also majority white. Youth tend to get married and have children here. It's anything but degenerate.

Also there's lots of land but little people. The water you get out of the wells tastes funny to drink so everyone buys bottled water. That's why not a lot of people live here, it's very dry.

Also there's a lot of people that can't survive here because of the elevation, you'll see a ton of people wearing oxygen masks because they're old, fat, or have bad lungs. The air is literally thinner here. When I first got here, I had trouble going up the stairs because I'm at 8000 feet. I since adjusted, but once you go up the front range you climb up a mountain, but don't go back down, and then it's flat for miles.

Minnesota master race

People in the Midwest are more down to earth than other people of other states.

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

t. South Dakota

Right OK.

That was me driving through Kansas. There's nothing out there.

The fuck are you talking about lol.

MO is not flat.