STOP TAKING HOT SHOWERS

STOP TAKING HOT SHOWERS

I take a hot shower and then I rinse off in cold water right at the end.

kys

No, fuck off. I just forced to go 5 days without hot water and cold showers suck dick.

same. helps you dry faster when you're not sweating.

>falling for the hot water jew
You're a degenerate
even kings didn't use hot water in the middle ages
I see you've become dependent on modern technology already. Good, weaklings like you will be the first to die once shit hits the fan

Why?

I'm trying to get off it, it's just that a hot shower after working out feels good.

The best I've done is get down the lukewarm showers. Lukewarm to start for the first minute and then slowly turn the water colder so that by the end of the shower it's pretty cold.

because hot water makes you dependent on the grid. It's not about the testosterone bs because it has no lasting effect really.
Varg and his family shower in the sun.

What's wrong with hot showers?

I thought people used fire to heat up water before cleaning themselves with it?

They're comfortable, and that is not okay.

>the hot water jew
top kek

cold showers after working out are even better for you

Why the fuck should I abandon nice, hot showers? Cold water sucks ass. Is it another bullshit like kikes, illuminati, or other shit?

>Literally just a preference thread
>STOP PLACING YOUR TOILET PAPER THE WRONG WAY tier

lol if the grid goes down not having a hot shower is the least of your problems

fuck this faggot

hot whats ?

Exactly, hot showers are decadent

You guys can't possibly think I'm not shitposting, kek
ayyy the eternal anglo strikes again with his stink

Imagine going out side during a normal day and the water falling from the sky is hot

This is the best way to shower.

T. Absolute Madman!

>lift daily
>eat clean
>quit soda and alcohol
>quit porn
>quit fappen
>quit vidya
>quit anime
>quit watching films/television with Marxist undertones (About 90% of them, just need to look at the names of the (((directors))) and (((writers))) to determine what to watch
>read three non-fiction books weekly
>started going to church again
>take only cold showers

Have I fashioned myself into a tool against (((them))) yet?

>using shampoo

I remember once walking home from school just before summer break and it poured warm rain. That felt real nice.

no guy this is so true, old timey people did this, and i imagine all hardcore warriors of all time only bathed in icey cold waters in winter

>I see you've become dependent on modern technology already.

Are you stupid? I still took showers without hot water but I fucking hated it.

>Church
Only if you're going to the TLM

>kings didn't use hot water in the middle ages

That's cuz taking a bath was very inconvenient period. You had to literally go to a river (or have your servants go), fill a tub with water, and pull that water back to wherever your fire was.

Mind you, this is something like 40 gallons.

Then you had to warm it up over the fire, then get in the tub and scrub. And wait as it got colder and colder.

With the lack of running water, it's no wonder that bathing wasn't a habitual thing. Most didn't take baths at all.

Shampoo is a kike conspiracy. Smelling bad is actually good, you see, because ((they)) are afraid of what real testosterone smells like.
>falling for the shampoo Jew
WEW

>AM I VIRTUE SIGNALLING HARD ENOUGH YET?!

>OP makes comedy purity spiral thread
>retards come in and unironically purity-spiral about hot showers

ffs

if you're for real you're fucking ironpill incarnate
I quit TV long ago and was never really a porn/anime watcher, but I don't even lift

idiot, hot water opens your pores. Hot to wash, cold to rinse.

this is the spirit, lel

>reddit spacing

>believing in god
>iron pilled

retard

stop watching porn.stop smoking weed.stop drinking alcohol.stop being fat.stop being childless.stop watching the golden one.stop listening to rap.stop being christian.stop watching capeshit.stop masturbating.stop watching anime.stop being not blonde.stop breathing.

You can just wash your hair with soap, honestly. Shampoo is for girls.

>implying

Ice cold to start. I only get rewarded with hot when I have mastered the coldness and can control my breathing.

inb4

>thread moved to /bants/ because we can't let a nazi board like Sup Forums become too big.

It's been like 9 days since I took a shower. Oops.

they're terrible for your skin, basically drys it out and takes all the oils out much more so than cold water

im proud of you user. im getting there atm. you should make a /sig/ (self improvement general) to get other dirty anons to improve

I sure have missed out on something. Wait what?

>stop watching the golden one
fucking marcus
IKR
Varg unironically argues against having water heaters though (but they heat water in a tub in the sun or something like that)

meanwhile in viking era pagan Scandinavia where most lived without technology, the average person cleaned themselves way more often than the average "civilized" Christian.

Nah. I lived for half a year in a tent doing forestry work. Only shower was the ice-cold river, and the only toilet was the bushes. We survived just fine.. but I still enjoy a hot fucking shower now that I live in a house.

user you say that like warding off the Jew with your man scent is some kind of a bad thing.

People used to think bathing in winter was unhealthy. They weren't wrong. Under the conditions that were the best they could do at the time, with the water sources available for the purpose, they couldn't make it not a chilling offense to the immune system.

That happens to me alot
T.Floridian

Are you the infamous Florida man?

fpbp

>using toilet paper

Enjoy absorbing the chemicals they put on toilet paper through your skin every time you wipe.

Vikings were 100% civilized. They had farms, husbandry, metallurgy, shipcraft, and writing.

The only people who should be taking hot showers are Jews, and by hot I mean the hot your mucous membranes get when you inhale Zyklon B

>be me
>fat old man
>shower cold as ice
>take showers once a day
>frost combines and makes me ageless
>continue untill the sun becomes a red dwarf and burns the earth
>ice protects me from the heat and the vaccum
>ageless ice man who can breathe vaccum forever floating in space
>shitpost on Sup Forums on my laptop who has infinite battery due to it being frozen
>attempt to fool pepole into not mimmicking my techniques of ice
>it works
>itfuckingworkedimgod.jpeg
>continue everyday shitposting till the end of time

and yet people in the alps bathe in almost frozen lakes after the sauna
kek

But they didn't have Jesus so they're going to hell. Sorry lad.

living the dream I see

It's what they call it shampoo, because it's a sham by the Jew. It's a shamjew.

Sheeet. That is not good, especially when you take my anal bleeding into consideration.

thor>jesus