Texas (lol)

Fuck Texas.

This thread is for the people that want that shithole to sink into the ocean without giving notice to its residents.

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I agree, fuck Texas.

texas pirate reporting in.
you know the saying everythng is bigger in texas. well mix that with a BBC and you get this.
enjoy our gift to you

what did you say about texas?

>you know the saying everythng is bigger in texas.

Fuck all of you mainlanders

Alaskan secession when

Da fuq is this shit? Y'all can go fuck yerselves

alaska looks like a banshee from halo

I hope it sinks, the most mongrelized spic negroid subhumans come from that stinky, dry state.

>all 50 of you and a tribe of indian drunks

I don't mind that you retarded southerners think that, it means we don't have to put up with you moving here.

ill slit your throat

Stay butthurt Mexico

Hate us
Cuz you ain't us

FUCK YOU THIS IS A TEXAS THREAD NOW

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are you retarded?

>tfw Texan
>sippin on salty jealous yankee tears

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Walker should be put in jail for taking money out of our PFD

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I've got mesquite smoked ribs juuuuust about ready to eat. Suck it.

I don't see many PooInLoo's except during tourist season.

Texas is Mexico

Muh
Caribou steaks are better.

Texas is worse than California in my opinion.

Texas may be red, but they're all cuckservatives/civic nationalists who are happy to lose their identity/race and welcome in the masses of primitive brown people.

I hate Texans.

Mighty big words for a quasi Russian

Mexico doesn't know shit about Texas, all their people got murdered by Comanches and destroy this state like they already are doing. With Trump and Abbott, Texas will be saved.

biggest meme state along with hawaii. I don't really even consider you guys american

boi, you aint right

>George Bush
>Neo-Cons everywhere.
>Dallas
>Giant Egos
>Rude as shit
>Wannabie cowboys.
>less than 50% white
>Get shot walking on someone's property.
>Get chased with nigger-dogs for going on someone's property.
>Southern without the good food.
>Ugly fat people
>Niggers everywhere
>Draconian law
>Felony for smoking pot
>Felony for anything
>Asshole cops.
>ya'll ain't from around here are ya
>rude people everywhere
>Wants to be cowboys, isn't.
>Completely fallen for jewry.
>Ted Cruz and Rick Perry
>Ted Cruz
>TED CRUZ
>Religious nutjobs everywere
>Fat religious nutjobs
>the list goes on

Yeah no fuck texas.

>Cheetos
Just don't let a Texan handle any of your stuff.
>won't use country flag
shut up leaf

No one ever wrote a song that says:"it's snowing down in Alaska"

Fuck you.
We're Texans.
Stay mad faggot.

if you don't cook it enough it taste a little gamey
but definitely nowere near as gamey as deer is.

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faggot

Bush wishes he was Texan. He just lives here.

Yain't from around here, are ya boy?

Fuck off commie.

Nobody says it snows up here in Wyoming but does.

Texas is fake ass gay cowboys.

We're the real ones.

Texas is, and always will be, a nation within a nation

or sailor boys
every alaskan eats sailor boys.

Texas blows hard shit. Houston in particular is a fucking terrible degenerate place. San Antonio and Austin are the only remotely acceptable places in Texas.

>Walk in to any gun store and walk out with any damn gun you want in less than 15 minutes.
>Low gas prices.
>No state income tax

I'm from California and pretty much everything is that same in Texas except for these 3 things.

TX>CA

I'm on it. Had venison chili a week ago. Not gamey. Had to add in a little oil though, gotta keep the wifey nice and plump.

you know i own a lot of guns right?

your stupider than me

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I hope you die soon too :) if you were here, I would help you. :)

Houston and Austin are cool, the rest....ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

California is shit too, don't get me wrong.

When I lived in Virginia, I could carry a gun anywhere in the open.

It's not unusual.

Fucking build it more to the north and let the wetbacks have that shit hole of a state.

Here I was looking for a fight but I found a friend instead you alright in my book.

get out of town nigger

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make texas mexican again

But baste allen jones lives in texas

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t. spic
Make Mexico Spain Again

>Texas
>fought for its independence and then democratically decided to be part of the U.S.
>Alaska
>bought off a stupid drunk russian like a dirty prostitute for less than a dollar an acre
Meme state

i remember my first catch i had no idea how to cut a caribou. One of the old native ladies in the village had to show me how. lol

I doubt anyone knows what this means but yes.

Ha!

Stay mad leaf

Pluck it like you would a chicken

>most well known politician and celebrity is Sarah Palin
M E M E S T A T E

texas is best state

DELETE THIS

YOU'RE A BIG STATE

Son, I've spent 7 days and 8 nights at 11000 ft in the Tetons in February because of a blizzard. Tell me something I don't know.

Alaska may be bigger, but Texas is 10,000,000x better. Fuck Alaska, y'all motherfuckers are just Canadians larping as Americans.

>Alaska may be bigger
>may be
It is you idiot

>y'all motherfuckers are just Canadians larping as Americans.
And you are Mexicans larping as Americans. Texas is a mexican name. And your barbeque sucks.

Id fuck texas girls but texas is pretty based
fuck anything on either coast though

>unironically hating on Texas

You and your gay pansy friends can suck a fuck

You wouldn't last 2 minutes in the winter.
Cry like a little bitch like everyone who comes to alaska "its to cold"

It snows here in Texas too you know.

as a southern gentleman of Louisiana I will have to say that fuck sub 70 weather, that shit can take a hike. Come have fun in the sunny 90f 85 humidty swampland you damn popsicle

You are Mexico.

Bahahahahaha
Texans can't even handle driving in the snow we get in Denver.

a star for every citizen, even Tim "the Canadian"

Freezing temperatures so cold you have to plug your truck in.
and if you forget to plug it in at night afterwork. you cant start your truck in the mornin.
Cold were the anti-freeze freeze's.

>you damn popsicle
i am amused

Louisana is pretty bad tbqh. The food is great, but the people are batshit insane.

Send Cajun food plz.

And stay away from Angola.

>And you are Mexicans larping as Americans. Texas is a mexican name. And your barbeque sucks.

100% this! That BBQ is disgusting.

Weird how liberals always seem to hate places with the most minorities...

And why is it every news cast I listen to says they are feeding people water and Ding Dongs. Can't you fat fuck mexicans eat a salad once in a while?

Texas is from the caddo Indians word for friendship which was tejas

Get your shit together

Let em drown. That's what gam gam always used to say. After she'd had a couple drinks and threw the us grand kids into her backyard pool.

all the faggots in this thread that don't support the independent kingdom of texas... let me remind you with pic related

now go get fucked since we have enough money to buy your debt.

Alaskas full of retarded introverts and Russian inbreds. We have better infrastructure and GDP, if you guys did leave the union you'd be fucked In an hour. You know, having to fly a helicopter to deliver supplies to a random town in the middle of no where

You'd be surprised. Alaska is full of illegals and mongrels too

Only Mexican places are at the border, but it's not bad. A lot of Mexican/Latino Texas are cool as fuck. so stop being a little bitch

It is kinda true. A lot of white families in Texas adopt blacks kids up the ass. But they are raised in conservative households so it's not all bad in the end.

Those are both liberal shit holes lmao