>OP HERE This will be my last OP Need a new bread baker Threads are moving fast Get ready for the bump limit Someone call it to avoid a split
Justin Jenkins
# New orlions was below sea level, so the dike breaking fucked them, that's not Houston. Also new orlion was full of diversity, which was where the real problems begain. Those people rely on the government to take care of them from birth and would starve to death within a week if the government $checks and services stopped (lol, you think they have a water storage kit? You think they plan for more than 2 days ahead? Ha). So of course two days after government services stopped the city turned into African war zone. New orlions especially, the white people lived in nicer areas and evacuated, while the others don't and didn't.
Jayden Smith
You stupid American faggots deserve this for denying climate change.
You reap what you sow. It's too late to stop it now, you should've listened.
ENJOY
Grayson Brown
NONE OF YOU REALLY KNOW HOW BAD THIS IS REALLY GOING TO GET
THE STORM CENTER IS MOVING TO THE SOUTH AND EAST AND AND WILL RETURN TO THE WATERS WHERE IT WILL GAIN ENERGY AND MOISTURE IT'S NEARLY OVER WATER AGAIN RIGHT NOW.
Brody Ross
If only you knew how bad it really was
Christian Butler
They will start dying again soon. Comfy is coming.
Cooper Allen
what are the odds trump will deploy planes to drop boxes of food and shit
Jacob Gutierrez
>Fucking
Asher White
(spreading the message one more time)
ATTENTION TO KEK'S FAITHFUL IN THE HOUSTON AREA
Water drips from the belly of the dragon- chaos to wash over this city that the dark god has brought his judgement upon. But if you hold your faith, Kek's chaos may just turn to your favor.
I knocked this together a while ago. A sign to accept Kek's inundation and protect those who are brothers in Shadilay.
Owen Hill
Can we get some /happening/ tier pictures and webms up in this thread?
Parker Turner
> water drained out of street
A...am I safe?
Christopher Miller
NOW, LOOK AT ALL THE RAIN FALLING TO THE NORTH AND WEST OF HOUSTON RIGHT NOW. MOST OF THAT RED AREA IS UPSTREAM OF HOUSTON. THESE RAIN WATERS ARE HEADING TOWARDS HOUSTON FAST. THE HOUSTON METRO AREA IS THE TERMINUS OF THIS DRAINAGE BASIN.
Jeremiah Edwards
It's flooding so bad that they're choosing to kill a less amount of people by relieving a dam that will probably break from a week of heavy rain anyway. And Harvey might come back to fuck shit up for round 2.
Leo Cook
BOAT GIRL IS A KEK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeremiah Mitchell
Just set the house on fire before you shoot yourself, that would be pretty cool.
Dylan Baker
And not a single one took swimming lessons in the meantime I bet.
Nathaniel Martin
...
Matthew Harris
ALL TEXANS REPORT IN. NO DALLAS OR PANHANDLERS, THANK YA KINDLY
chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Harvey-flooding-forces-release-from-Addicks-and-12035928.php >>The corps plans to release water by 2 a.m. Monday at Addicks and 11 a.m. at Barker. Each will be set to release about 4,000 cubic feet of water per second, about double what they release during normal operations, and they will stay open for several weeks, Zetterstrom said. But even that release won't be enough to ease the dam because water flowing in from northern Harris County and Fort Bend is greater than the water released >>Addicks and Barker were built to protect the heart of the city by controlling the flow of water along Buffalo Bayou. Things haven't gone as planned. What's at stake is the safety of the nation's fourth-largest city. If the dams failed, half of Houston would be underwater. Under the worst scenario at Addicks, property damages could reach $22.7 billion and 6,928 people could die.
Turner fucked up. This city is going to drown if this fails. Pray for my city bros.
Alexander Peterson
You have to go back
Juan Bell
Shiiiiiiet
Tell that to the weather outside
t. Houstonian
Eli Evans
NOW CONSIDER THAT THE TRACK FOR THE STORM CENTER IS VERY ROUGHLY AS DEPICTED. THIS MEANS:
THIS STORM WILL STRENGTHEN OVER GULF WATERS BRIEFLY IT WILL PICK UP A FUCK TON MORE MOISTURE FROM THE GULF IT WILL THEN SLAM INTO HOUSTON AND DUMP IT'S LOAD FROM THE SOUTH MEANWHILE THE FLOOD WATERS ARRIVE FROM THE NORTH
DOUBLE WHAMMY RIP HOUSTON F
Chase Phillips
Houston is the most pozzed city in America next to SF
You deserved this. God hates fags.
William Hall
kill yourself
Adam Campbell
It used to be fun, now i'm just watching the stream knowing that this girl's efforts are in vein due to the dam release in an hour or so...
Landon Bell
Fuckfuckfuck
Decided to walk to heb because it is two blocks out of flooded area and literally just got robbed by black looters.
Called police and they said nothing they can do right now.
Wtf
I never should have bought into the i dont need a gun because police meme
Some want a million deaths -- you people are sick.
Brody Hernandez
RELAXED
Easton Nguyen
>Houston elev. 80'
Juan Lopez
I can't feel that knowing I can't help my fellow texans.
Gavin Martin
Welcome, are you liking Sup Forums so far?
Nicholas Watson
i remember following the california dam happening a few months ago and it amounted to nothing, now i'm not saying this is the same situation but people tend to hype stuff like this.
on a scale of 1-10 (10 being hurricane katrina) how bad will it most likely get do you think?
Daniel Clark
Ditto. I was enjoying some nice comfy non-stop rain before, now I'm fuckin terrified that my house might just get fucked here in a little less than two hours.
Angel Campbell
people would say he's just trying to crush black people with the falling boxes.
Ryder Williams
Montgomery No lights phone bout to die hwat dam are y'all refering to can anybody provide link?
Lincoln Clark
Defend this shit
Benjamin Campbell
How long until niggers start shooting eachother?
John Sanders
Which stream?
Tyler Robinson
>texan >no gun didn't know this was a thing
Ayden Barnes
>Not knowing that Trump is in on it
((MSM)) is not covering this, the Mayor told everyone not to evacuate, they are going to open the Flood Gates to the Levee soon, they are cutting the electrical power soon, Trump rescinded an executive order for assistance to Flood areas 10 days ago.....
David Davis
Kingwood (Harris) Comfy (finished GOT) Dark and wet Tons 5 beers remaining...
PLZ HALP
Benjamin Morgan
Tuesday? Almost all models have Harvey pushing off the to NNE and all almost all moisture is on the eastern side of the storm. Houston is looking good from here on out.
Camden Hill
>I never should have bought into the i dont need a gun because police meme how is that even a meme? what did they rob from you?
Easton Hall
PRAISE
Gavin Garcia
fag
Dominic Jackson
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Tell me I can't be the only one who sees it
Aaron Martin
And one last look at the brave little Kekboat.
I encourage anons in Houston to make their own. Kek may just be dooming everyone to ruin indiscriminately, I don't know, but maybe he'll toss a bone to his faithful.
Nolan Phillips
>Katrina ptsd Real or meme psychology?
Henry Cruz
I'm watching my local news and the anchors are clearly fatigued kek
Thomas Martin
Fuck Houston.
Camden Russell
lol u have to be a faggot to die from some water
Dominic Gutierrez
It's alright bro, most of us will make it alive hopefully
Isaac Anderson
K KEEP ME POSTED WHEN IT HITS SIX GORRILLION
Zachary Myers
There were 10 of them.
Nothing I can do against that many
Fuck this sucks man
Daniel Murphy
Might as well listen, what the hell do you have to lose now? Also watch for frog visitors, they're a sign of protection over you.
Jeremiah Carter
>non-stop rain that's the kicker It just picked up AGAIN
Luke Barnes
Frog magic is weak, you must go deeper
Connor Edwards
Where da ants at?
I'm worries they drowned. :(
Zachary Brooks
>apocalyptic flooding going on >post an ad on craiglist looking for someone to fuck your wife
We've reaching levels of cuckoldry that should not be possible.
Alexander Lopez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i hope you lose everything