Board flight

>board flight
>look to your left
>see this

wwyd pol?

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is this from when ali went to fight in africa and james brown was there?

Put my faith into the autopilot that was designed by white men and hope for good weather .

Proceed bleaching and join the mile-high beastiality club.

>jew
>talks about racemixing
talk about stereotypes

pray

Deboard

Get off that flight.

Women can't fly worth shit.

And given the pool of pilots is 95%male those are either really talented women or affirmative action hires.

Since it's two women.....

You gonna die son.

As dey wer mi sit is

hijack the plane and land it safely

Where there spinners on the wheels?

Do a 360 and walk out of there

I really appreciate that you found a reaction gif, that was in an aeroplane, and right about where we would be boarding too. Thats real detail in the memery nice

ask the cabin crew to get the fuck out of the cockpit

Aliyaah died because of this.

*unzips dick*

youtube.com/watch?v=7_lo3yiZd2k

youtu.be/ycWn87zrWOo

Thank God I brought my box cutter aboard.

Unzip my dick

>wwyd pol?

Only one thing to do

Tell 'em I have grade A watermelon with me but they can only have a piece when we land safely

Pssst...flying is mostly done by an autopilot

>Put my faith into the autopilot that was designed by white men and hope for good weather.

Ha, I was just going to say something similar to this, except you worded it succinctly.

Checked. The eternal Jew cannot be thwarted

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I've reached a point where I don't care if there's a female captain on a flight. But that would be just a little bit too much

Cool cockpit Ahmed

Come visit me at the pentagon

watermelon jokes...... nice

>what is take off and landing
also autopilot doesn't help you shit if you aren't able to feed it the correct speed/altitude you're given by atc

>affirmative aviation

Be concerned, kitchen is clearly at the wrong end of the plane.

crash the plane with no survivors

If you do a 360, you'll end up in the cabin again guy.

>inb4 10 replies

>Jews talking about bleeching
You are an Arab, not white

Nice. Everyone else is too young to catch that

>See white pilot
>Get off plane

This.

I am an ai line pilot and by far the worst pilot I have ever flown with was a black female.

She was a black female single mom military veteran so she had all three of the major victomhood statues. There was no way she could be fired.

A BIG BLACK DICK

It must be done.

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FUCKING DEGREES!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell m8! I even saw phd economists saying this crap once!

dude I didn't ask about what you had for lunch

Call the police to report a stolen airplane.

Get off the flight
Black women can't drive.

Just the other day I was driving to work when two niggers in a boeing 747 cut me up right before the lights. Almost scratched my front bumper.

Bitch was on her phone...

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Get off because that plane is too small for American me.

no problem; cuz any good airplane company will ensure that there is a witch doctor and a rabbi on the flight as well. Safety first! amirite?

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autopilot is still garbage in garbage out
someone competent must program it

>>board flight
>>look to your left
>>see this
>wwyd pol?

Honestly these things are driven by ai. They stick these fucks in there just to fill the regulation that there has to be a pilot.

I'd ask James Woods if this flight is safe.

You idiot. That would put you right back where you started.

Call the plane cops. This sucker's stolen.

works every single time

i would think that specific jobs like "airline pilot" and "brain surgeon" would be immune to apefirmative action because the airline/hospital would have to pay out more cost for their fuck-ups than in lawsuits for "whi deys no black pilots sheeeeeeit." sure, give niggers free jobs as general practitioners and head-flight attendant or whatever but when the rubber meats the road is not where you want a trained chimp at the helm

this, only not care about the weather because I have that much confidence in the auto-pilot

its all up the AI until electrical failure

>what is moon walk

final destination freak out so i can take a different plane not piloted by gorillas.

>apefirmative action
oh my sides

go back 2 reddit newfaggot

sweetie...

Underrated thinking man's bant

>wwyd pol?
jump, those niggers would probably even fuck-up with the auto-pilot settings

Nothing because I'll probably never afford to travel in a plane

Ask them whay are they in the cockpit and where is the pilot.

>any woman behind the wheel
Fuck that, I'll take the next flight.

>D.B Cooper my ass out of that shit ASAP

The plane's pilot were women?

how poor are you lmao
budget airliners are dirt cheap

WE

Be glad we are flying, not swimming.

girl on left is pretty hot desu

Hey stop insulting arabs

underated

do a 360 and walk away

Pray to Jesus

the last time i remember, a blonde male german done a sucide killing the passengers en masse.

why the fuck is he a meme? I thought I was the only other person who knew he existed?

A ticket to Taiwan costs 30.000$ (like 1500 USD) here which is almost 3 salaries

I do it sir!

grab a handful of baked beans and shove em up my ass, because if a couple of Queen Latifah looking she-boons can chimp their way into a cockpit, I can do whatever the fuck for whatever the fuck reason and not be questioned.

>the auto-pilot settings

Auto pilot is cruise control. Only keeps your speed, altitude and balance steady.

Do a 1440 and walk away

ask them to let me suck on their toes

turn 360 degrees and moonwalk off the plane

do a 1488 and walk away

>pic
Did people survive that or did they have to pull it up from out of the water?

>water is liquid racism

I say to myself "Diversity hire. Don't be racist. What can go wrong?" and continue to my seat awaiting my death.

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id crash this plane with 1 survivors

take a bus

Please follow the arrows to the exit, sir.

Why do you have a zip on your dick?

Welp they had to pass pilot training and actually fly one of these things in order to get their license so I would be fine with it.

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Someone already made this thread before a month or so ago, but I would buckle the fuck up.

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Good luck

quickly take a parachute and jump off the plane