Mom found my Nazi paraphernalia

>mom found my Nazi paraphernalia

How fucked am I lads. She said she was calling the cops.

Tell her it's a fucking joke. Just keep repeating that.

Is it illegal to have Nazi paraphernalia in Leafland?

You underestimate my collection

tell her you're a national SOCIALIST. you are reappropriating nazi culture. your best bet is to quickly make a blog and start typing crap like this up A S A P

>parents calling cops on their kids
is this a thing in America?

Ĺeaf. Its not illegal. And if she loses her shit and calls the cops. Tell the cops she beats you.

...

Good feel when wehrmacht great grandpa so our family embraces it

When the police comes, just keep repeating the Shahada as loud as you can. Canada being what it is, you should, at the very least, recieve a medal, some monetary compensation and your mother will probably be behaded.

Real and heterosexual

You like history. Fascinated by Hitler's attempt at world domination. Not by his attempt at genocide. I mean tbqh Hitler's death numbers weren't really all that high compared to other genocides.

>Itt shit that never happened.
Stfu gook, with your bullshit.
You can't get jailtime for having Nazi propaganda cunt. Plus, only a fucking soulless gook of a mom would sell out her son over such trivial shit.

This. Give yourself a black eye atleast.

This. Punch yourself in the face and blame her.

pics or this is a nothingpoutine

I laughed but also this is a good strategy

t. straight guy who wears panties as an ace-up-the-sleeve to win trans arguments

Maybe grow the fuck up to not be scared of your own political ideology kid

You will be arrest

>calling the cops

How old are you OP? Man up, say how you feel but dont promote Nazism.

>things that never happened

>Canada

>Betraying your own flesh and blood over ideological reasons

this. gag yourself with your own shit, piss all over yourself then hogtie yourself. they wont believe it WASNT your mother

If you really are a leaf...you may be fucked. In the USA it is totally legal. Sage

>calling the cops on your own son over something like this
you should rape her , creampie her , and then call the cops and tell them she raped you.
You did take acting classes , right user?

>his great grandfather wasn't in the SS

>tfw your mom buys you Nazi paraphernalia and cooks you tendies.
>"he's just interested in history!"

Lol, my mommy buys me nazi stuff, I have like 6 NatSoc flags, a swastika t-shirt and an ss hoodie.

we need to bring back these wiggle wobble gifs

Say you're going to burn it & that you always hated it. Later in the day put a cloth in a paper bag and go out & burn it and keep your items HIDDEN next time. Jesus you little boys are so unprofessional

Trying to associate Nazis with cucks living in mom's basement. Fucking ridiculous.

Living in your mom's basement is actually an efficient way to live these days.

No Aryan Brotherhood to join in Canadian prisons?

Oh wait..

Tell her it was a phase and you grew out of it.

Then become an actual adult; and be an upstanding member of society.
Hitler is a corpse. Let him rest.

FUCK they're here!

haha GOOD

lmao.


Tell them you think hitler did nothing wrong and you would die for him.

Then repeat it was just a prank bro...

Until she dies.

Then what?

Good luck paying the upkeep and property taxes, assuming your Mom didn't have to reverse mortgage her home to pay for your lazy ass degenerate ways, then enjoy paying a mortgage too.

Also, way to let your DNA slowly rot inside of your scrotum and piles of tissues instead of spreading it like nature intended.

I am ashamed of you.

THIS

>having an insane mom
You're fucked but not for the reason you seem to think of.

Unless its a actual battle gear as in a warplane, tank or automatic firearm I think you are safe.

Suicide.

YOU WERE STUDYING THE ENEMY, YOU DECIDED TO GO UNDERCOVER, BUT YOU GOT TOO DEEP AND FORGOT WHICH WAY WAS UP AND WHICH WAS DOWN. YOU REALIZED ULTIMATELY HOW EVIL NAZISM TRULY WAS AND HAVE GIVEN YOURSELF OVER TO A LIFE OF PREACHING AGAINST HATE.

This is literally your only out.

Say you're a history buff with an interest in the second world war, and you wanted to collect items from the worst villains in history

>calling the cops
So what? freedom of oh wait canada
enjoy prison

>is this a thing in America?
Yeah :(

Can you buy zyclon B on the dark web?

This, any mom that dares to call cops on their kids for anything nonviolent is gonna get disowned by me. No tactic is off limits.

Red pill the police as calmly and as rationally as you can.

Your mistake was to stay in the Cucknadian gulag your "country" has become.
Now you get to reap the "benefits" from that I guess.

This. Redpill the police.

She'd be wasting their time since it's not illegal.

You are deluded, living with parents until 30 is extremely common in many developed countries these days, with housing prices so high, wasting more money on rent is just dumb.

Are you the man of the house? If so establish dominance and stop being a little bitch.

>mummy found the Giggolo-Gas Chamber

Claim it's an investment. You've bet on antique stores trying to get rid of Nazi inventory by any means necessary.

>OP was never heard from again

They put me on Interpol and threatened to charge me with International Arms Smuggling because a single 10mm bullet had rolled out of my gear bag and into my spare tire well and I tried to cross the border with it.

I have a 15 year banishment from Canada.

Fuck your sister and then tell everyone on your facebook that your mom is incestphobic so you can get her arrested first.

Cool story, is it a collection of many or a novel?

>Marty found the cum capacitator

>Worried about Mom
>On an 18+ website

Captcha: Food Canada

Don't kill yourself. OP.

>mommy found my memes :(
Join a catholic church and get molested that'll fix everything

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