>You are shopping at your local whole foods since it's the only supermarket to survive the Tolerance wars >You see a special for eggs, no hormones or anti-biotics, on sale for only $23.99 a dozen >You decide to buy two dozen since eggs are all you can afford >You approach the register that has a woman with a 5 o'clock shadow >"Cash or credit" the creature utters in the voice of a dying man who smoked 2 packs a day >"c-c-cash" you mutter >"You know, you are really cute, we should go on a date"the cashier says as she plucks a nose hair >"Sorry but you aren't my type" >The lights suddenly shatter, and all the cashiers put their arms out like sonic and start >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" They shout >Police storm the whole foods and tackle you to the ground >"You are under arrest for being a cis-sexist pig" >At the trial the judge offers you two choices >Life of hard labor in an intolerance camp. Or, suck on this beautiful woman's penis and realize a penis is exactly the same thing as a vagina >You look over at the cashier whose sitting in the front row of the court >She spreads her legs to reveal her penis that is covered in dick cheese, you even think you see shit stains on the tip >You look over at the judge and mutter ________________
What do you tell the judge?
Joseph Rogers
Tell the judge you are into ponies, and are looking for a stable relationship.
Christopher Lewis
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO ARREST ME!
Grayson Myers
I'll take the gulag.
John Wilson
transdystopiaposting period Sup Forums was top tier
Parker Lewis
traps are gay
Connor Kelly
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Andrew Flores
Please not me, do it to Julia.
Brayden Morgan
>"I'll suck the dick" >get released with my new 'gf', wedding scheduled >go to its home >park my ass on the bed >"so goy, are you ready for your pansexual enrichment?" >fuck yes >it unbuckles its belt >dick springs free >full metric 8" of spudger >"you sure?" >absolutely >take my shirt off >reveal holster >brandish knife >sexual reassignment surgery user-style >"OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT EVIL BASTARD" >say "I'm just doing my civic duty" >reverse it >plough through the wound doggy style while holding its neck >squeeze so tight the veins bulge >cut its throat >"n-no m-my future as c-c-semisexual" >its last words: "why" >it's my privilege, cunt >tfw
And that's how you get caught for tax evasion kids.
Ayden Wood
Give me liberty or give me death.
Samuel Cooper
It was top tier because it predicted the future through satire.
Hard to make satire of something when that satire has become unironic reality.
Christopher Morris
Detonate my vest.
Asher Jackson
>men want to be women and are attracted to other men
why not just be a regular gay man??
Levi Roberts
>why not be a regular mentally ill person Haha good one.
Wyatt Turner
Maybe I just have a preference for vaginas over penises. Crazy thought, I know.
Jack Brown
By offering reams of gobbledygook, the deconstructionist is able to fortify his all-important assumption: that meaning is impossible.
Cameron Reyes
tpbp Inshallah, only Islam can save us now
Andrew Carter
yeeeessssss
Bentley Johnson
Kek
Carter Wilson
In that situation wouldn't the best thing to do would be just suck the penis and suicide? Isn't that better than gulag for 25 years?
Nolan Morales
JUST, while I think about Taytay (may she rest in peace, killed by peace activists a decade ago)
Jonathan Miller
Should I take my toothbrash to the gulag?
Adam Wright
Best thing to do would be to claim to be a post op tranny yourself. Watch as the entire case get thrown out in seconds.
Ryder Moore
Underrated
Oliver Young
For the love of Zod, someone suck Its' penis so it'll STFU. I thought this thing had s girlfriend, like a full-blown biological woman. Why is it complaining about not getting dates because straight men like biological women?
Told the judge to suck my dick
Jason Roberts
Simply the best
Jack Wilson
But user, that's intolerant
Cameron Garcia
>no ron paulesque figure walking away muttering something about trying to prevent this 3/10
Luke Lee
What..,? Someone explain
Dominic Harris
>be Riley >Look like Tony Hawke in a wig >WHY WONT PEOPLE FUCK ME
I mean shit, even the closet fags who like trannys think Riley is ugly as fuck.
Sebastian Ramirez
Riley is a man. I have no idea what everyone is on about. Have you seen his Adam's apple? Damn. Also, has he gone all the way through? Has he pickled that moose cock?
Jonathan Sanchez
Go read 1984, right now.
Aaron Wood
>I'm asexual, you bigots
Cameron Russell
kek. im so depressed at the state of our nations. fuck man what are we gonna do?
Leo Collins
KILL ME NOW YOU FAGGOT LOVERS
Angel Rogers
"so much for the tolerant left."
Josiah Rogers
>sorry but you aren't my type.
That's where you went wrong, You just firmly say no.
Don't apologize, don't say thank you. Just no,
Julian Gonzalez
SAGE FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOTS
Luke Morales
When the time comes I'll take the camp in a heartbeat. I'll never sell out to the cultural marxists.