You are shopping at your local whole foods since it's the only supermarket to survive the Tolerance wars

>You are shopping at your local whole foods since it's the only supermarket to survive the Tolerance wars
>You see a special for eggs, no hormones or anti-biotics, on sale for only $23.99 a dozen
>You decide to buy two dozen since eggs are all you can afford
>You approach the register that has a woman with a 5 o'clock shadow
>"Cash or credit" the creature utters in the voice of a dying man who smoked 2 packs a day
>"c-c-cash" you mutter
>"You know, you are really cute, we should go on a date"the cashier says as she plucks a nose hair
>"Sorry but you aren't my type"
>The lights suddenly shatter, and all the cashiers put their arms out like sonic and start >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" They shout
>Police storm the whole foods and tackle you to the ground
>"You are under arrest for being a cis-sexist pig"
>At the trial the judge offers you two choices
>Life of hard labor in an intolerance camp. Or, suck on this beautiful woman's penis and realize a penis is exactly the same thing as a vagina
>You look over at the cashier whose sitting in the front row of the court
>She spreads her legs to reveal her penis that is covered in dick cheese, you even think you see shit stains on the tip
>You look over at the judge and mutter ________________


What do you tell the judge?

Tell the judge you are into ponies, and are looking for a stable relationship.

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO ARREST ME!

I'll take the gulag.

transdystopiaposting period Sup Forums was top tier

traps are gay

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Please not me, do it to Julia.

>"I'll suck the dick"
>get released with my new 'gf', wedding scheduled
>go to its home
>park my ass on the bed
>"so goy, are you ready for your pansexual enrichment?"
>fuck yes
>it unbuckles its belt
>dick springs free
>full metric 8" of spudger
>"you sure?"
>absolutely
>take my shirt off
>reveal holster
>brandish knife
>sexual reassignment surgery user-style
>"OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT EVIL BASTARD"
>say "I'm just doing my civic duty"
>reverse it
>plough through the wound doggy style while holding its neck
>squeeze so tight the veins bulge
>cut its throat
>"n-no m-my future as c-c-semisexual"
>its last words: "why"
>it's my privilege, cunt
>tfw

And that's how you get caught for tax evasion kids.

Give me liberty or give me death.

It was top tier because it predicted the future through satire.

Hard to make satire of something when that satire has become unironic reality.

Detonate my vest.

>men want to be women and are attracted to other men

why not just be a regular gay man??

>why not be a regular mentally ill person
Haha good one.

Maybe I just have a preference for vaginas over penises.
Crazy thought, I know.

By offering reams of gobbledygook, the deconstructionist is able to fortify his all-important assumption: that meaning is impossible.

tpbp
Inshallah, only Islam can save us now

yeeeessssss

Kek

In that situation wouldn't the best thing to do would be just suck the penis and suicide? Isn't that better than gulag for 25 years?

JUST, while I think about Taytay (may she rest in peace, killed by peace activists a decade ago)

Should I take my toothbrash to the gulag?

Best thing to do would be to claim to be a post op tranny yourself. Watch as the entire case get thrown out in seconds.

Underrated

For the love of Zod, someone suck Its' penis so it'll STFU.
I thought this thing had s girlfriend, like a full-blown biological woman. Why is it complaining about not getting dates because straight men like biological women?

Told the judge to suck my dick

Simply the best

But user, that's intolerant

>no ron paulesque figure walking away muttering something about trying to prevent this
3/10

What..,? Someone explain

>be Riley
>Look like Tony Hawke in a wig
>WHY WONT PEOPLE FUCK ME

I mean shit, even the closet fags who like trannys think Riley is ugly as fuck.

Riley is a man. I have no idea what everyone is on about. Have you seen his Adam's apple? Damn.
Also, has he gone all the way through? Has he pickled that moose cock?

Go read 1984, right now.

>I'm asexual, you bigots

kek. im so depressed at the state of our nations. fuck man what are we gonna do?

KILL ME NOW YOU FAGGOT LOVERS

"so much for the tolerant left."

>sorry but you aren't my type.

That's where you went wrong, You just firmly say no.

Don't apologize, don't say thank you. Just no,

SAGE FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOTS

When the time comes I'll take the camp in a heartbeat. I'll never sell out to the cultural marxists.