I got stopped by two cops last night while holding a beer...

I got stopped by two cops last night while holding a beer, and got a citation for having an open container while underaged. I'm 19 fuck I've honestly been thinking about killing myself I feel like my life is over

oh shit you got a ticket, better end yourself

>Americans are allowed in die in the middle east, vote for a president and change their gender surgically before having a beer

except that it shows up on my record im fucked

WTF
Americans are underaged while they are still 19? Are you allowed to post on this site?

>drinking
>underage
>cannot into laws

You're not "fucked" if it shows on your record. Post pic of citation, dollars to donuts that it doesn't even stick.

brown paper bag dumbass

Start telling people you have information that will lead to Hillary's arrest. Livestream your "suicide".

the citation has all my info on it so im not going to post it

I got my felony domestic strangulation dropped this morning.

Feels pretty good, you'll be fine you little faggot.

Defeatist. Probably a shill. Go make better decisions, or stop complaining. It's like you fucking kids don't even know bad actions have bad consequences.

I did slightly worse things when I was your age and still have a good life today. The government even gave me a security clearance for some unknown reason. An open container citation is fucking nothing. Just don't fuck up again.

Drink at home you retard

I made one fucking mistake and now my life is absolutely fucked. You may think I'm just a shill but you haven't been here you probably have a clean record

If you showed that kind of forethought a week ago, you wouldn't have this triple homicide on your record. You're fine, you dumb little nigger.

>something bad happens
>"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!"

Is this what it's like being an angsty teenager? I can't remember.
Either way sort your shit out.

Story?

>be me
>be 18
>Pass a cop while pissed off me face
>bottle of Texas honey in my pocket
>beer in my hand
>looks me in the eye
>"evening officer!"
>"evening mate. Be careful tonight mate."
>"yea will do mate, have a good one"
>walk off

Fuck I love my country

It's only 21 for drinking. 18 year olds can drive, buy ciggs and porn, sign up for the draft, and be convicted for fucking 15 year olds

source of pic?

I like hanging myself while I jerkk off too. the only thing I can think of worse than my mom walking in and calling the police on me for doing it. good on the prosecution for dropping the case

>19
>underage
What a fucking backwards country.

click here
or gOOGLE THE IMAGE WITH YOUR FINGERS

baltimore cop shoots a nigger

fuck my life I love the US but god damn Im starting to hate cops now

for
also self-checked

They probably should have shot you for holding a beer can gun.

>I'm 19 fuck I've honestly been thinking about killing myself I feel like my life is over
How sheltered are you faggot ? also Sup Forumss not your personal blog kill yourself

Just take it to court and ask the judge to keep it off your record. This is not a problem if you pay it and don't act stupid again.

killing yourself because of a beer?
fucking kek. wake up burger

I choked a bitch and the judge told me to stop choking people.

Actual kek, good leaf.

Seriously though, 21 year drinking laws are a good thing.
I've seen way to many 18 year old KIDS (myself included) out at clubs getting themselves into shit waaay over their head, getting completely pissed for the sake of it getting pissed.
A lot of kids aren't mature enough to handle that scene when they are 18.

Did she deserve it tho?

What if she asks for it tho

Lol shut up faggot, you broke a law and you got a citation because of that. American drinking laws are retarded but you did break them.

>these are things that actually happen in the land of the free

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

At 18 I was drinking, partying, playing with the ladies, and reading Thomas Pynchon.

You're an idiot, OP, and so are your family, your friends, those cops, the mayor of your city, and the whole of your country.

>inb4 tu quoque

Whatever. I don't represent the average Brazilian: I represent the top. OP, on the other hand, represents the worst of the USA: a CRIMINAL.

Oh, my God, let me just laugh a little bit more:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

this is what I plan on doing, it most likely will stay on my record though. fuck man I wasn't even arrested or drunk

It could be worse user. For example this morning I pulled a knife on a man who was threatening me. I turned 18 just a few days ago.

fuck you man I really don't need this rn

She was drunk and talking mad shit so yes.

On a more Sup Forums related note there was a case before mine that was great.

>guy in for misd domestic batt
>judge calls him up
>gf wants to testify
>gf is a short mexican woman with a young baby
>judge asks how she knows him
>"I'm his girlfriend of 11 years"
>So I assume the baby is his
>"No sir"
Everyone just looked at each other with the same god damn look.

It's cool if they ask.

did you get arrested or anything? at least you have a good self defense excuse

An open container white underage isn't even serious enough to keep you out of the fbi or cia. Stop being so melodramatic. Ask for a pre-trial intervention if they are available in your state.

Literally what? No one is going to care.

You get three extra years protection from legal chemical degeneration in America.

The problem isn't that you're underaged, it's that you disrespected your government's attempts to keep you from becoming a piece of shit.

Get laid without Natty Light, then add the Natty Light as a tool in your arsenal later.

Open container is a bullshit ticket. It isn't like you got a DUI or anything.

This isn't politics.

>I've honestly been thinking about killing myself I feel like my life is over
Please do.

Please, please, please do.

>Brazilian monkey
>"At 18 I was behaving like a monkey"
>would probably sell his left testicle for a greencard