> Can we get a greatest ally thread going?
Americas greatest ally, the Brits, are always good chums. They are there to fight for us when we need it, and we are there to defend them if our interests deem it so. Much love to on Bongs across the pond!
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>what is vietnam
Real friends know when to say stop.
>we fought AGAINST Serbia.
It's their fault the war happened the way it did, following that churchill faggot. They're all pussies now anyways, all good Euros moved to America or died in the wars
WHERES MY AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS AT YA MAD CUNTS
Winter.
You're taking the piss if you think those tea drinking faggots are your best ally
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Bongs are worthless tea drinkers.
Love you guys too, you lovely cunts
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I'm a dual citizen of Britain and Russia, and I love the US!
Greatest ally indeed
Dump
...everyone hates me though.
>Brits say I am not really British
>Russians say I am not really Russian
>tfw :(
Based America likes me though, r-right?
of course, we're all mutts here tovarmate
t-thank you burgerbro
> look Gough, it's a Pom
> dial that shit in son. Dial it in
A fallen empire and a falling one.
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The serbs.
They are our only hope from freeing us from the muslim government
based
b-but what about Britain desu? :( I also want you guys to have normal relations with Russia
Australia is basically an even more retarded version of the US so it makes sense
Its time to look after dad america, he's getting a bit old..
who is Denmarks greatest allly?
Fuck you i was about to post this
In the spirit of British humour, this is now an Anglo Hate thread!
Zoophiles
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Cheked.
Scotland
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>what is Israel
It's not a case of greatest ally because we are family.
Fuck Israel
australia was probably the greatest ally, at least since vietnam. ANZUS proves as much.
NZ doesn't deserve to be in there.
>Le Jesus was a kike XDDDDDDDDD
*tips fedora*
"special relationship" is code for "drag us into pointless oil wars for america"
fuck you faggot
NZ is our mentally challenged brother. He should be there no hate, when there is war he brings the shotgun.
Agreed. You fellow Anglos are about the only guys I'd go to war for.
Rule Britannia
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Why do you hate us, Poland? :(
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I don't hate you. Why would I?
we don't have any except maybe Belgium our retarded cousin
we never really had allies except Poland, which ended after WWII, but Hitler was right anyway
Sorry, read my other posts. I'm also a citizen of Russia, was talking about that.
I know you love Britain :D
also these, brits don't have any ally, they're worse than jews, especially for the US, your relations were only diplomatic
Americans are not our friends, the America of today has very little to do with Britain.
Somalia is like the Canada of Africa
>Not making the kid with glasses the Ulsterman
>Not making the kid with the darkest hair the Welshman
>Not making the two shitposting babies Canada and Australia
Poor effort.
I don't mind russians
Americas fucking shit go fuck yourself
>Gives aid to communists
>Stop Britain at the seuz canal effectively ending their empire
>Aids Israel
>Aids communist "freedom" fighters in Africa against Whites
>Invades and topples stable governments in the middle east for Jews
>Pushes cancerous capitalism and globalism everywhere
>Pushes (((hollywood))) and consumerism
>Destroys European nationalism
>Invites hordes of brown Mexicans in
>Has more Jews then Israel
>Embargoes or bring democracies to anyone who disagrees with their petro doller
>Most famously Libya letting the shitskins into Europe
No ones your ally, we just followed you in cause muh special trade deals and muh nato
Good lad. Fuck Yanks
Best alliance, best rivalry.
Imagine describing the current year where border guards escort illegals across the border to people 50 years ago.
bullpup cucks make me sick
>literally born from the House of David
>le not a jew
okey
Oh that's good...I always thought Poles hated us lately
>be NZ
>committed bros with usa/aus in ANZUS
>faggot lib take over
>dont you EVER bring nuclear subs or talk to my wifes son again
>abandons ANZUS and spits in our face
>procedes to take a maori dick up their arse
The world's biggest leach.
We know when we are not wanted...
But hamburgers are yummy.
hey can one of you guys bump this really quick
If not for those trips i would tell you to go fuck yourself.
>dont you EVER bring nuclear subs or talk to my wifes son again
Oh I don't know maybe the French were nuking the fucking ocean near us, and Americans were being retarded as usual with their ships in port and muh liberating of countries for Israel
Americans are fucking nigger country, Mc Arthur was shit in Papua new guinea too my Grandad told me all sorts of stories of retarded under equipped American soldiers getting fucked by Japs
Just have a toast sandwich
>Also implying putting things between two bits of bread is unique to America
Leave my NZ brother alond
Northern Ireland, always crying like a bitch.
Holy shit, Canada really is lost. How can you even undo that much bullshit? And how did so much of it happen before the rainbow friendly current year man got into power?
God tier
>UK
>Poland
>israel xD
excellent tier
>Aus
>France
>Canada
good tier
>NZ
>japan
>south korea
bad tier
>Philippines
>turkey
IM(crazy)O
China- who basically owns us should be a bigger alley for their own stake. Russia should sign a deal that we join forces to patrol the world!
Ole DEMs TEAM USA Gaddafi Style
China and Russia get the east!
All troops come home!
We get the West!
Britain is already basically lost,
if they recover,
Then,
maybe,
they let them stay on that lil island!
Together Stronk
Negress holding English flag
Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L L Y
Aus would never abandon NZ, nor would we abandon USA or UK.
Canada.. well we will see.
>Five women on the english side
>Ramp
>Strong
lol ok
Your imply Modern Judaism compares to Jesus, when there is nothing further from truth. Jews hate Christ, this hatred is central to their being and enrire identity. They hate Christians more than Nazis.
non-white detected - u abo m8?
Allying the nation who's sole governmental purpose after ww2 was the destruction of colonialism and the ones responsible for you getting fucked in the suez ending in your entire nation losing all it's colonies
top k u k
We were never US allies, Australia will always be allies with NZ, Briton and yes even Canada, America is secondary ally
You're missing Russia from your list. :(
All of that is true, the french were nuking the oceans near NZ so people didn't like nuclear subs sitting in their harbor especially after the french go and blow a ship up killing a citizen then getting a medal for it
And the Americans were under prepared for New Guinean fighting, Mc Arthur was retarded and thought the Japs were half dead when in fact they were recently reinforced and build hundreds of hidden bunkers everywhere
You broke my heart, Yankee.. broke my heart
Keep it simple stupid
Better thank getting Cucked by the Nazis I guess, they were neutral at the time so they had to get something in return for their efforts
Why does your carrier have a Canada-tier publicity photo?
>ramp
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Would rather be ruled by huns than yanks mate
Briton should of stayed neutral, ever wonder why good Brits had to die for Poles
America is quite literally one of the main reasons for you having no colonies right now
cos its a thing of beauty
>America is secondary ally
Err maybe according to you.
But UK, Canada and NZ wil not keep China or Russia off our lands (Even though Russia is not really our enemy)
Canada is just a liability at this point, a leech.
cucked half abo-bogan Quadroon detected
We were allies of Poland at the time and we brits stand by our alliances.
As do you Australia. "If Britain goes to her Armageddon we will go with her. Our fate and hers, for good or ill, are as woven threads"
Sir John Forrest.
>America is quite literally one of the main reasons for you having no colonies
They defiantly sped up the decline of the empire for sure.
but we won the culture wars anyway.
>They are there to fight for us when we need it, and we are there to defend them if our interests deem it so.
Nice wording there,you fat piece of shit. You just described the "special relationship" to a tee. All one way. You backstabbing cunts tore our empire apart and turned us into a vassal state. You didn't even write off the world war 2 debt even when your economy was booming and ours was crippled. You are sneaky self serving scum and no amount of Hollywood propaganda will change that. Ask America for help and he will reply "what's in it for me?"
A lot did. They began mass immigration in 1991 to beat the Quebec independence referendum then supercharged it in 1997 to get 100 million people by 2100.
It's the ship of peace and happy rainbows