/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOODMORNING EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump press conf w/Finn Pres Niinistö 8/28/17
youtu.be/mIjhZlYf1Wg
>Pres Trump meets w/Finn Pres Niinistö 8/28/17
youtu.be/9Jz58vBxmCg
>UN Amb Haley on IAEA meetings 8/28/17
youtu.be/0Cr7yn4q3UM
>AG Sessions @Natl Fraternal Order of Police 8/28/17
youtu.be/rbKSvXIsZhQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis - Hold The Line 8/27/17
youtu.be/WnyYhTk1OUg
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #29 8/25/17
youtu.be/BqaB1oiabJY
>Weekly Update #5 - Lara 8/25/17
youtu.be/SK2z-ZGwV4Y
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin, NSA McMaster, HSA Bossert) 8/25/17
youtu.be/4gYdhWSkUUo
>This Week@State 8/25/17
youtu.be/G4jVZpyzBdw
>DeptInt Video - Eclipse Across America 8/25/17
youtu.be/O3qQDnzYX6U
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>President Donald Trump Video - Tremendous/Incredible 8/21/17
youtu.be/mdzk2evC7cs
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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Yaaaaaas.

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What does Joe say every day that gets his stupid coffee show to trend in the morning?

Hey I live in that state!

First for Stephen Miller, the Synagogue Splitter

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read this and tell me trump isn't fucked:
medium.com/@Cernovich/mike-cernovich-white-house-report-trump-83e6d97258aa
No one is working for the MAGA agenda in the federal governement. Rex tillerson will soon be out. All the trump allies have been ousted. This is now a democrat and deep state white house. WE ARE SO FUCKED. I might buy monkey mindset to get out of my depression

jej

>"Watch me suck my own dick!"

whatever they tell him to say. otherwise, the cat gets out of the bag

what a great guy

I swear to god the first time I ever saw him speak before a rally on the campaign trail he actually said "we will shut their lying globalist mouths" in english, does anyone else remember that? I didn't just dream it, right?

Western governments should revoke dual citizenship. You are either one of us or you aren't. And if you aren't, you will be removed. No half measures.

>Cernovich
>we

It's all over. Trump lied about Russia. Impeachment or resignation. Mueller now has the goods.

twitter.com/funder/status/901983187743723520

Mike "I'm Alt-Right When It Helped My Book Sales" Thernovic

Are you ready for the brown wave?

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Who's George?

Grumps grover. Brumpf brief abrout bruffia. Imbreefment or drufsignation. Druller now has the droogs. FRUG DRUMPH

(((Cernovich)))

I sure hope that no bobby in your area sees that extremely anti islamic post

his brother, who is actually pretty based

He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.

Canada is pretty much just a territory with a name, at this point.

Sup Forums BTFO

Oh my god I love this one hahaha

Joe's Trump supporter brother, and probably the reason why Joe hates Trump so badly.

HA

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The migrants will simply demand more, or protest because the facilities aren't good enough. They'll demand free money, full beds and brick houses.

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>irregular migration

you all have a negative IQ and your president is Saudi Arabia's designated human toilet

Daddy’s layin’ the hammer down??

Nuke North Korea, please.

yeah, well, only the gay refugees will get the benefits

According to this thread all the shills engaged in spamming might in fact be sophisticated bots even when it seems like they're responding to you with contextually accurate posts. Should we be worried? What if that last billion dollars from soros didn't go to basement virgins, but the most sophisticated markov chains known to man?

Whoopsies. Kek

Hello dead ideology.

How much do you think it would cost to commission a team of artists to carve Trump's face into a mountain somewhere?

President Donald J. Trump

>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.

That is his genius plan to keep the rapefugees from breeding with their women

>Nerd Virgins out of a job

Also, nobody really cares. Their shilling accomplishes nothing, at least the bots make themselves pretty obvious at one point or another, and people can filter them

>Canadian government literally welcoming invaders
I feel guilty but I'm 100% okay just dumping all our trash on Canada if it comes to that.

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omg pls no

What a nothingburger

Is it profitable to kill Muslims? I don't think it's profitable to kill blacks. There's too many of them.

>All options are on the table

Mornin lads

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I ain't getting the next thread

Have a good day

Why don't liberals who hate Trump and America just migrate to Canada with the Mexicans?

>irregular migration
Good grief liberals are deranged. The fall-out of illegal immigration is more accurate.

This one's my favorite.

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Does he EVER sleep?

>Feeling sorry for canada
literally why

Tillerson is such a weenie.

But that's (somehow) racist!

>you will never shitpost from space

I really hope that Arpaio doesn't decide to run
I like him but he's too old, and would just serve as a splitter
thankfully Ward seems to be doing really well and Flake is very unpopular

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>he is, the most interesting President in the world

ella ella ella
awoo oo oo

Hah I like this one too

Context?

As soon as non-lazy liberals discover you don't get free health care in Canada for 5 years after immigrating, they go back to trying to make America in to Canada.

Agreed. He got the pardon and now he should lay low and enjoy it. Too soon imho to run for senate, that is, if he was planning on it.

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Literally who and what does this shit have to do with President Trump?

Quick rundown?

ahah come join me on reddit bro

Yeah I agree.

Funnily enough Flake has ads trying to smear Ward as a chemtrails conspiritard and even fucking politifact defended her.

>The UK is a caliphate in all but name now

so much for "we have talked enough about north korea"

not really true desu, we have tons of non canadians coming to our hospitals without id, getting expensive treatments beause they cant be refused and then they disapear and the doctors arent paid and the system has strain put to it. It also work if they have id but just leave without paying if they have no intention of going back to canada.

commies welcome

>republican Jeff Flake goes on every liberal tv show to say Trump sucks and to shill his book
>everyone in Arizona wants him gone

Thank you, Kang Nigger, for funding terrorists for five years

What the fuck is his problem?

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Good to see the left still can't meme

SIP

>why won't people take my internet Marxism seriously

Didn't Michael Moore do a docu there and his friend broke his hand and they admitted him for free/right away?

>non canadians
>and then they disapear
I never said people don't take advantage of you, just they stop trying to be Canadians because it's harder than they imagined. Unless they're brown invaders, I guess.

There's a great unspoken law of the universe that states if you help Muslims your country will have Muslim problems in the future. Our first war was against Muslims so it evens out.
>captcha includes the Monster energy drink name
So I guess captcha enjoys sipping.

good gestalt

Irrelevance.

>Sup Forums shills a fucking woman over Arpaio

*gripps for the sipp*

how do we impeach this loser guys?

Slowly but surely antifa will die

I laughed so hard at Malaysian Mike warning that Milano lady on Twitter that a nazi safe space was raiding her poll

You're gonna have to try harder, nazis. We will fight to our last breath. Yours

>Wanting to split the vote
Fuck off

Being a degenerate a-political wigger

>inb4 every neocon who tried to fuck trump over gets primaried out