How do we fix Millennials?

How do we fix Millennials?

Stop being a doddering old man and realize the world will move on with or without you.

>Stop doing things I don't like, ya damn kids!!

with fire.

by not posting porn constantly

>millennial
>she's 35

Millennial here. My generation are fucking morons, raised by moron parents. Its great means i will succeed in life with less competition.

She is sucking her mans cock while texting her friendzoned male friends. kek

By taking their iphones away and shut down social media.

nothing to fix, we're regressing back your our animal state, all is well.

DELETE THIS

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user, 1980 was 37 years ago

>muh daddy issues

Break their fucking smartphones

Penny Pax, I'm almost certain.

>t. Shlomo Shekelstein

Nothing wrong with a girl sucking her man's dick. The problem is,

This. Social media, iPhones and porn are a cancer to society. It makes everyone selfish, vain monsters. If we somehow lost the internet and all forms of online social interaction, I guarantee the world would become a better place.

Can confirm, my blowjob rate increased 10x after I got an iphone

Android, never going back

Doesn't your jaw hurt after a while?

You ever been throat punched before son?

Women will actually discriminate against you if you're not using iPhone. Bitches loves iPhone.

What kinda wing chun kung fu do you know, my weeaboo friend?

Potato nigger, not jewish. Don't be mad just because you know you're an irrelevant out of touch faggot.

>Y-ya damn kids! Stop doing all that stuff! It's bad! Trust me, I'm that guy posting on the children's rabu-rabu-chan board! My life is all together and I know what's best for you! So just knock it off!
>I mean, I know I look at porn myself, and play video games, and watch anime...but you suckin' a dick is DEPLORABLE! Stop it ya damn kids!

Pretty much Sup Forums in a nutshell.

I thought this was a meme until my sister got angry when she figured out her college room mate had a droid. It meant "she was a loser" and it turns out she's a 350 lb ham beast

AHAHAHAHAHA
a few months ago a girl I was seeing was riding my cock when her phone lit up beside us. I looked down and it was one of her guy friends saying something like "I think you're really cool. Would you like to go for dinner with yourself and I sometime?" and I'd never laughed so fucking hard in my life. Similar thing happened on Friday night but it wasn't funny

>projecting this hard

Your sister is a cunt

Heartily and audibly Keked.
Have a (you) friend.

nice

>tfw unironically want to sex her
imagine her moans

The amounts of times that has happened to me.
haha, totally happened, ha...haaaaa