Can someone explain to me why my country (UK) always posts in unironically autismic ways...

Can someone explain to me why my country (UK) always posts in unironically autismic ways? Like jesus at least Finland and Canada have the decency to be ironic

Can't take the bants?
And you call yourself a brit.

Shut up honky.

>Look mom I bought a proxy

I blame the fucking Scots

They don't understand board etiquette at all

Example: Alright lads Zulu war Empire wow im so patriotic im gonna shit up every thread with how great uk is, oh hey look im always the least funny flag to post wow brexit empire 2.0 when?

Just fuck off with that shite

Autism isnt the same thing as bants my esteemed friend

That sounds pretty Breddit to me. Maybe it's just the country that sucks and not the posters.

The English are a humorless people.

brit/pol/ is a redd*tor inlet. go over there and try discussing race/IQ and you'll get a horde of britistanis trying to downvote you.

> autismic
Autistic.

Yeah i know thanks ;)

They dont have to be. Their posts have a lot of common sense and they dont need to use little tools like irony to prove a point.

I miss Ksenia

I dont know, why do you?

Wow, btfo!!1!

>buying a proxy
>buying
You have to get a license and pay up even for that in the UK?

In the UK we have a word to describe OP. Faggot.

This

Hoho british bants at it again! XD

Yeah I see this post in pretty much every thread, with that said, fuck off back to the jungle.

I don't care, i will continue to shit up the board with unironic autism and tbqh brit/pol/ is like a symphony, long long periods interspersed with the odd gem thread that moves way too fast and dies that keeps it going.

Good lost thanks for not sperging out

Bad post, good example of how unfunny average britbong poster is

I thought we called em puffs?

>good example of how unfunny average britbong poster is
Right back at you shit stain.

Nice u got me good there ;)

I don't know, but you fly off the handle in weird ways. No Germans here really care about Brexit and most would even support it, but we still shitpost about it because it triggers you, it's fun.

brits are subhuman nation
ur elites were the key to ur success in history

>brits are subhuman nation
>checks flag

We're just made better.

Becouse of all that niggers and shitskins siting bored in a home on gibs all day waiting for white bitches to get out of school/work so they can fug dem

You're a nation with chronic nose bleeding

Agreed based pole user, thanks for helping us win the battle of britain btw. I like the poles that live and work near me.

(Although poles can be pretty inbred too, i guess were equals in that respect)

kek is that why half your population are dying to move here?

How rude, go clean my filthy toilet

Where are your humourous comments? All I've read is you whining like a woman, your posts are dogshit autism tier and it's exactly that autism that prevents you from seeing this, your thread is almost as big of a joke as your life, fucking nigger.

>I like the poles that live and work near me.
Immigrant detected

>*Waaaaaaa* Britain is cucking out of the eu, now Germany will have to be my new best friend, but they like to gas me.

you sound like a fag

i know the truth might be painful especially to a nation with so big ego but mental model of typical british is so fucking bad
u re lazy, dirty and stupid ppl

but why i even bother talking to u
u re dead nation basically, ur irrelevant
ure getting replaced with niggers and shitskins,
in the few next decades there will be no uk

The sub-par posts are mostly from mobile phone users in London.

>in the few next decades there will be no uk
Probably true, but atleast we'll keep triggering polacks on the internet til the bitter end.
Stay white, brother.

American English doesn't have the capacity of abstract thinking.

Pole:Noun

A long, slender, rounded piece of wood or metal, typically used with one end placed in the ground as a support for something.

>western civilisation

Your just mad because you know you could double your yearly income by cleaning our toilets. Your country just leaks skin headed parasites and nigger loving prostitutes.

You just quoted a quote I quoted and you're implying I'm stupid. Well played m90 you look real smart now.

You have to go back

Now I understand OPs point. Well played.

>9538207
this post made me larff

> An empire lost
> Taxed to death
> License to watch TV
> Public has no input on decisions.

Sorry to break it to you, but your island is about 2 generations from saying "we wus kings"

At least you don't have to deal with burger education posts.

This is why UK posters should get the option of posting from their constituent nation's flag e.g. England. I can sniff incoherent Welsh shitposters from a mile away.

im ok with that
im into black girls from time to time, theres no much of them here
gotta go to ur country for £15 ghetto whores, france also would be a good choice but frog eaters cant speak english tho

If so then in 3 generations you'll be like 'we wuz we wuz kings'

I copy pasted the quote, if you wanted to laud your imagined intellectual superiority over someone then why not the user who actually wrote the post? Answer me that you shit stabbing paki bastard.
Nice post

The British people here are alright (mostly). You however have bad taste in women... Why the tattoos?

>be murican
>misspell 1 word
>BURGER EDUCATION EVERYBODY HURRRRRR
Every time.

Honkies are Hungarian Americans. Get your slurs right, faggot.

>be murican
>have a solid argument
>Europoors post fat murican or shit stained wal-mart pic
>SHIT IN MART, BURGERS HURURURURURUR

who the fuck are you cunt?

>be murican
>better country than everybody else
>IMPERIAL SCUM
>haven't practiced imperialism in years
>JEW KIKE PUPPETS

it's been years since I last went to Wales, I''ve forgotten the smell, please remind me of what the Welsh aroma is

>im into black girls from time to time
The one thing that really makes your kind stand out here in Britain is always the obvious and irredeemable complete lack of taste, I see those of you who chose to remain in Poorland are similarly afflicted.

>Not bringing up le 56% face meme

You know it's every fucking time.

>be murican
>nigger ransacks a store
>WHY YOU SO 3RD WORLD, BURGER?
>HURURURURURURERRURERURHIUERJKAS
>mfw

>Canada
>ironically autismal

They are literal dogfuckers.

If you shut the fuck up and wait, I'm getting there.

because you guys type like you're speaking a dialogue and that's a very stupid way to write online.

>canada
>decency to be ironic

I like Britain and Britposters when they aren't mean to me because of my flag

>be murican
>WWII thread
>HEUHEUHEHUIUEHUE YOU LOST VIETNAM LOSERS
>Even though we didn't
>HEUEHIHEHUHEUHEHUE DIDN'T WIN WWII, SHITMARTS!
>but without aid to Russia and UK, and the invasion of Europe... Germany would have won
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>lack of taste

i kek'd

>be white murican
>post in race thread
>HUE LE 56% EVERY TIEM, GOY
>post 23andme 99% white, HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 56%%%%%%%%
>Euro posts 5% jew

Name five great English thinkers

Hey at least we got attenborough from TV licensing with no shitty ads every 3 seconds

Good point user, makes a lot of sense.

look who would just happen to be shitting up the place

>Implying I would even look at that
Also
>Garish nigger trainers
>3/4 length trousers/shorts
>Monster energy drink snap backs
>Obviously clashing different neon garments
>The ubiquitous MAMA t-shirts
>Ugly tattoo sleeves
>That brain-dead look in the eye
>Transline high-vis vest even though your shift ended hours ago
>Marigolds

>brits are subhuman nation
ur elites were the key to ur success in history

this, fuck cuck island

I feel the same way. Britposters are often the most uneducated, illiterate, and obnoxious people on the board. It pisses me off no end and I am really surprised how lightly the other countries let us off. In my mind, we have the shittest posters on this board by far. And I don't mean in a funny shitposting sense, I mean just plain shit.

Thanks pal.

Polish do need to fuck off desu... none of the skills any of them acquired were on home soil and the one's they have now they wouldn't show the Brit who showed them any gratitude for. Absolute scum.

...

we could be better butwe need to shit post more i think

Why is your flag upside-down?

Get better dental hygiene

You gotta think though, a lot of brit flags are probably from scotland and god knows just how stupid those fucks are. Are you Scottish btw.

brits are niggers tho

...

>he thinks the canadians are being ironic

no hahaha, well i'm from bath but ethnically i'm equally irish scottish cornish and english... truly master race breeding

>brits are niggers tho
Now it's my turn to kek

ur women are hideous, you all look inbred, your dental care is shit. Your military is trash and you've been reduced to cucks on some pathetic island where you bin your knives and give your daughters to ahmed. Fuck off cuck

This guy is defiantly butt hurt for being denied council housing in the UK. Our council houses are for Muslim refugees only, not filthy eastern European scum like you. Must be hard trying to find a job cleaning toilets in a country full of qualified toilet cleaners.

Our genes aren't the best but they are pretty good in comparison to the rest of the world, particularly if you include non-whites. It's not a genetic problem. You have to understand that we were absolutely devastated by world war two, and we never recovered. Our economy was crushed, we embraced many toxic socialist policies, our education system took a nosedive, hyperliberalism took over and with it we had a flood of dark migrants. All of these factors have combined and contributed to a general decline of society.

We are a good, decent people but circumstances have dragged us down to the gutter over the last 50 or 60 years. I know all white countries have suffered to some extent, but England in particular has really struggled. Don't hate us for that.

Bath is lovely. Scottish people should try taking one every so often. I think we're all in agreement. Scotish people are all shit semi literate inbreds.

Speak for yourself you absolute tit.

>Canada

I think scottish people are pretty well spoken, have you heard alex hammond or millenial woes speak? They are very clear IRL, idk about online you cant tell if they are scotts or brits.