/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: SURFS UP EDITION

Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:
gov.texas.gov/hurricane

Harris County Official Rundown
>Officers cannot access calls
>Multiple people trapped
>Fatalities are being called
>High-Water rescues and Airlifts taking place now
>Minor looting has started
>Major flooding continues
>National Guard, Cajun Navy, USCG, US Navy, and Border Patrol On-Site

Reservoir Rundown
>Water being released from Barker and Addicks Reservoirs, 4000cf/s from each
>Water depth at Addicks dam is 108.85 feet, rising
>Dam Edge: Highest 115.5 feet, Lowest 108 feet
>108 foot North edge is beginning to overspill
>Other levees breaching

Reservoir Levels Monitoring
>Harris County
harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>USGS
waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29

Real Time Info on Rain and Water Levels
harriscountyfws.org/
>National Weather Service Houston:
weather.gov/hgx/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#

Scanners
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Galveston County
broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web

Streams
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
>Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroI
>Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live
youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
>Texas Hurricane and Flooding Coverage
youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
>Live Stream News
youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk
>Gloomtube
youtube.com/watch?v=Twn0jXzCx6g

Periscope
>Carlos
periscope.tv/addicks
>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski

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independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/christian-home-destroyed-flood-tony-perkins-natural-disasters-gods-punishment-homosexuality-a7196786.html
youtube.com/watch?v=x3IkZDgPzB0
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HOLY SHIT GUYS

is this real?

legitimate and heterosexual

Big if true

holy shit guys

big if true

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you think thats bad wait till the dam breaks

This has to be real

Let's not get technical, shit gilded fuckboi . Let's simplify.

Okay, so Trump didn't fire his event organizer.

Just say what happened... Which is this:

Someone in Trump's circle told another person who is employed by the RNC that he wont be organizing another rally.

Not as exciting when it's told in a straightforward manner, huh?

So whats the next thing to watch out for?

is this real?

nothing, it's over

McDOGGOS

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Russian weather manipulation could kill Harvey. Trust me. You'll love it.

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IS CARLOS OKAY?

TOTAL ECLIPSES
BIBLICAL FLOODS
TRUMP

SURELY THIS IS THE END TIMES

Houston belongs to them now...
a great feast there shall be

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fellas, is it gay to get on your knees for a nigga?

make em fug

>IS CARLOS OKAY?

His ant raft sank and he died in the AIDS water

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Send it brah

give em some chicken

DOOMBRO HERE

with another message of DOOM

GAS AND OIL TANKS ABOUND IN THE AREA AND as the dam overflow and breach fills the bayous, shit will be fucked and these here gas and oil storage tanks will EXPLODE

FIRE

ATTENTION

get away from the area of oil and gas tanks!

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That's knot my dog.

poor pupper

finders keepers

Invest 93L

Wow, really want to see that dog's face. Same colour pattern as my dog.

ALL THE VERY BEST T-SHIRTS FROM MOSES ROSENBERG HERE ! ==> redbubble.com/fr/people/dipardiou/works/26969907-hitler-unicorn?asc=u

I really appreciate the negronics captioning so Black Twitter can keep up with current events. SUCH A PROGRESSIVE FEATURE!!

So I got about $150 of Amazon.com giftcards laying around, are there any good charities I could send some physical goods to?
I think about children hospitals, church charities in Houston.

Who are the good guys in the area to donate to?

All forecast models agree, heavy rain for Houston for the next

4 8
8

H O U R S
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Have we heard from coast Anons? Aransas, Nueces, Galveston counties? Need sitrep

Just got all comfy and settled in at a cabin in Bastrop. Will repost pics of me going through water and others.

good god

That's true. You know that we didn't get rid of Satan ICBMs with 10 thermonuclear MIRVs?
One Satan could be enough. But today is a special offer! You get 10 Satans! For all your populated areas needs! To receive the gift just sabotage your nearby Aegis bases.

scared pupper is scare. poor pupper. :(

squirrels get pretty big in texas...

why include the middle central dog picture in the street from 2008? FAKE
FAKE
A
K
E

stay dry puppers

except the pit bulls

they can dry

That'll probably be a nice looking dog too.

>Tfw it's raining in vegas and every forecast up until noon had it bright sunshine for a week

>camry
Have fun walking.

It's all memes and shitposts now. The rain has passed.

Barring some catastrophic sequence of events, the chances of total destruction from dam failures and floods is over.

The next happening will be watching human nature take its course in Water World Part II. Houston Delugearoo

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DAM ERODING AT NE CORNER!

user posted pics last night.

You can see liquefaction.

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don't forget about the goats!

Everything to Joel Osteen Ministries. Everything else is conmen.

>tfw there's flooding down in Texas
>tfw all of the telephone lines are down

Stupid pomski. They use ultra low frequency radio waves to blast a hole in the clouds. Been used over Moscow in the winter to keep snowfall to a minimum.

>The rain has passed.
WRONG you lying nigger.

All model forecasts predict heavy rains for the next 48 hours. Stop it, you are doing this in every thread and you stick out like a sore thumb.

Should I start a construction company in Houston to build houses like pic related

No, because those charities are probably helping niggers and spics. Use it to buy a gun instead.

Panhandlers BTFO lmao

t. West Palm

Then explain this

don't, everyone in texas is a spic nigger or gook

Stay dry bunker gote!

Its a waiting game now. Water levels in main reservoirs are steady but could go up if more rain or other levees giveway. With water flowing over and around main reservoirs neighborhood water is rising slowly downstream from flow.

RUN IT'S GODZILLA

REMINDER : SAVE STAY PUPPERS

lots of resources to save cats, cattle, horses, chickens possums, frogs, alligators, easily searchable

PLEASE PROTECT THE LONGHORNS

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how do you feel when you write that n word? you feel cool? ashamed? i wonder

nope

wtf i love the GFS now

*drown

Not just one or several models.

All forecast models predict 48 hours of rain heavier than we had over the last 24 hours.

Yes, houses on stilts are a good idea for any coastal area, many houstoners traumatized by having their homes flooded will want flood safe homes.

Just be sure that they can stand up to high winds.

twitter.com/HCSOTexas/status/902671302179389442/photo/1

Buc-ee's stands strong for Texas.

>Louisiana floods destroy home of Christian leader who says God sends natural disasters to punish gay people

>He has also claimed that paedophilia is a 'homosexual problem'

God is wrecking these inbred bigots left and right.

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/christian-home-destroyed-flood-tony-perkins-natural-disasters-gods-punishment-homosexuality-a7196786.html

I hope you're buckled up user.

People starving
All these tasty dogs and cats needing a home.

seems it should be a simple problem to solve

B-b-but which one is real?!

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stay dry goater

What makes me sad is grown adults can't differentiate "their", "there", and "they're".

>woman gets rescued from flood waters
>jumps off boat
>news anchors lose their shit

what did she mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=x3IkZDgPzB0

STICKY WHEN

stay dry doggo

fascist rainwave?

Kek gave them sun just to troll them before flooding them with a 108ft wall of death

>colour

What is this word? Looks French.

HAPPENING IS OVER

TRUST ME

ALL MODELS BITCH

post proofs and no cia nigger shit

i want to see your model projections

sheeit i bet you don't even access the latest prediction models at all and just go by what the thots on tv say

I'm in a border town of Mexico and Arizona will I get any action

>What makes me sad is grown adults can't differentiate "their", "there", and "they're".

I don't know why we need three different ways to say "they are"

it's ridiculous.

Roll

Shit man that's cool

good exercise too

i feel like you're a nigger

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