HALTEN

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Rolling to right the wrongs of my ancestor. A 1000 year Reich!

Roll

what is this?

Hallo!

Fuck.

rollan

Rollorino

noooooooooooooo

hey bro you got any blankets? I'm tired

what is this shit

Mein fuhrer

North Africa. oh mein gott :(

FUCK
I hope I just get to fuck around genociding jews in Belarus or something, please dont send me to stalingrad

Can someone tell me my colour please because I'm colour blind

purple.

rolling

roll

Heil!

Aye I remember this from a while ago. Roll.

Heil!

hahahahahajahaahhaa

you're gunna have to come with me.

Rollin

fuck looks like I won't be needing any blankets

Whats going on in here?

Rolling to lynch all the jews.

hi

Thank you.

88

Pretzel Hitler

Hello fellow straight white persons who aren't Jewish.

Fuggggg

Carrier has arrived.

nothing my friend, would you like to see our new shower installations?

Das juden

Rollin

Brown get

Vill Zees Du?

KAMERADE.

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Note my previous digits, fine sir, and please accompany me to the train station ahead.

Shit, why not?

Guten tag, mein fellow German. How are you?

white pls

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Well Here are my papers.

hi

Sieg heil

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Roll

roll

Rollin

Guten abend!

ROLL

f

fuck it

I am just a humble arms merchant

Psssst....

*rwd teleport*

Nothin' personal, Red.

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Fuck, I'm gay. Why couldn't I have gotten a 0-2?

Or maybe I could give you the location of an attic full of Jews in exchange for a no shower pass?

>implying a true NatSoc would ever call himself "Nazi"

FUCK OFF, SHILL.

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What?

Blue pls

Oh lawdy...

do it

Rolling

implying that a true nazi would ever call himself a natsoc

KOMRADEN, HEIL!

Guten tag!

,

Roll lol

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fuck nazis

Seems like an interesting game

H-heil hitler

Sure

Nise

Not blue, unfortunately, Mordechai.

rolllll

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roll

Hello friend!

Kek smile upon me.

>Rolls

JAWOHL

roll

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fuck

rollin

Rolling

into ze oven.

honorary aryan checking in

Roll.

Good now that I pass I go fight the war for the Reich.

i was born on argentina definitely allies right!

many nazis hide on argentina!

Time to follow in the Desert Fox's footsteps in North Africa.

Hi

Roll for western front

Rollan