This is a bully free zone for a thread about the French. If you bully the French in this thread...

This is a bully free zone for a thread about the French. If you bully the French in this thread, you'll be in a world of pain.

This is France. Say something nice about them.

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a brit that goes in to defend the french so they won't get bullied - what is this? ww2 all over again?

Zinadane Zidane was a pretty cool dude.

its my fave country that rimes with pants

At one point in history they probably didn't suck dick

France is awesome for helping us out with our Revolutionary War.

They used to be great.

>France wanted Mexico

Napoleon was pretty cool, it's a shame you Brits had to stop him.

They make good statues for other countries

WoW shit is going REALLY BAD

Its my favorite extinct country.

Their flag is really easy to make. You don't need dye.

Yer flag is clean

Gave us based king

Fuck you all.
Hon hon.
The 4th reich happens here.

Napoleon was not a cucked faggot

Paris used to make for very nice photo ops

Napolean, their best leader wasn't even French. He was Corsican, which is basically Italians unfortunate enough to be part of France.

France is the GOAT country.

100% White cis male from Paris, France.

Citizens from all around the world, France is fucked, for your own well being please don't go anywhere near that rat hole.

And the one who founded our nation was most likely germanic.

>Say something nice about them
I can't, that quote "Vive le Québec libre!" by that faggot de Gaulle has cause no end of pandering to Quebec

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Me on the left

I like your toast

France is full of whores, many of which love black cock. They literally have an interracial sex mural painted under the Eiffel tower.

webm related is french and is pregnant with a black baby now

They lost to the Germans when they beat everyone else about 50 years prior.

Name

Most of the good about France died in 1870, then whatever was left slowly withered away until 1968. 1914 to 1918 was the last thing we can be proud of.

Food is still good. Old stones are still there. Nature is pretty good. I guess that's something.

Sophie Brussaux

Je parle petite français Parce que je amor la BBC. LE PREP BULL

>litteraly a pornstar
Nigger please.

France helped Washington. Thanks France truly you're a great ally.

Best croissants from a majority Arabic speaking country.

>parisian bread best bread in the goddamn world, also best wines and cheeses
>Napoleon best dictator ever, loved muslims
>first western country to ban slavery in 1794

cocorico motherfucker

none of the people on this picture are white. Am I supposed to give of a fuck or something?

Painting was a temporary thing, and was done by an American artist. Who says he does it as an homage to Greek style. Though, I'll admit he has a, uh, particular obsession with violent black figures, pic related.

Also, are you seriously using a pornstar that made the trip to the US as an index of French morality ?

Say something nice about France?

Um.... can I say something nice about Vichy France instead?

why is she called a pornstar if she never had sex on camera

she's not french but moroccan

she just happens to be born in France, like a lot of africans

You saved our asses, thanks France. One entire branch of family is from there also. Thanks again.

Nothing good about Vichy. I don't disagree with their politics, but they're a bunch of cucks. Actual nationalists were the first to resist.

I still respect Pétain, though. Poor old guy did what he could.

Well, seems like you have a bit of an unhealthy obsession with that woman, user. A quick search tells me she's a crazy bitch who says some american rapper is her baby daddy, too.

Also it has to be confusing to have three different types of monarchists since you've had such a variety of royals.

France is a muslim shithole nowadays. Fuck France, as soon as I graduate I leave for Europe.

Also, there's no way that woman is French.

here is a france joke
france is so cowardly, that they often surrender during wars ahahahahaha

>digits confirm

mental gymnastics. He was French, fought for France, led France, and died French.

tob geg XDDDD

thanks for the laugh amerilard

When I played Age of Empires 3 I started with the French. I eventually switched to the Dutch.

ON EST CHEZ NOUS

>mother is from France
>mother's family goes back to early 1600's
>had family in resistance, WWII, and WWI
>my generation is first born in the states
>more proud of french heritage anything else...except that I live in the south

As for my motherland? She isn't french no more. If I have no return to uncuck it, I wouldn't mind if I've the time.

Mainly, blacks aren't french, Africans aren't french, and muslims are not fucking french. France needs to get rid of these people

Il sont responsable pour cree les francais Manitobans

Fuck the french, i'm glad they are getting fucked from muslims.

good food, interesting history and culture, from what I've seen, it looks beautiful (minus the sand niggers), cool outfits in WW1, also of course Napoleon

Pretty much killed royalism, sadly. Any chance we've had of a new monarchy after 1870 was killed by dynastic autism or strife between the legitimists (House of Bourbons, outright traditionalists, rejecting the entire révolution), orleanists (House of Orléans, more favorable to British style monarchy, accepting the revolution), and the Bonapartists (House of Bonaparte, who are pretty weird to qualify politically, but generally more nationalists than the others, embracing the révolution).

The Bourbon monarchy was almost restored by the assembly after 1870, but the guy that was to be king couldn't to compromise on the fucking flag. He wanted the white and fleur de lys, instead of the proposed blue, white and red with the royal arms on it. The best part? He had designed that flag himself years earlier. We ended up with the government and most of the assembly practically begging for the return of the monarchy, and no one willing to take the crown.

There was an return of monarchim in the early 20th with the Action Française, but after a papal condemnation (that was reversed later), and then WW2, that died down too.

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Nice Algerian colony.

>world of pain

french is puss 'n boots

Delete that fucking flag you heathen, the tricolor is the symbol of degeneracy and godlessness

Macron is the faggest fag to be a fag anywhere in faggyland

>France
No need to bully here, my job is already done by just mentioning its name

I like to listen to their music while driving through the countryside at night.

Better?

youtube.com/watch?v=A1JK_47TbZA

chill, he's going to betray all the leftists that voted him in soon, watch

Macron is pretty fucking based desu

One of, if not the best Cuisines in the world.

Much better

KPN is one of the best bands of France.
Do you know Deathspell Omega as well?

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See, I had a bit of hope in him after he was elected. Le Pen nuked herself in the foot at the debate, and the "Jupiterian" stuff and his apparent royalist sympathies, the comments on Africa, the fact that leftists hate him, I thought he wouldn't be that bad, that I'd least give him a chance. But then he managed to piss off the army when it's at the height of it's popularity, and a few days ago he amended a law on hate speech, making it even harsher, and broader. It's the end of the holidays, prepare for shit hitting the fan, changing work laws is the first thing he wants to do.

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That's what I thought too, until I went to Japan. Japan cuisine is fucking delicious and balanced, no fat people there. My current top is
1. Japan
2. France
3. Italy

A jelly teuton - what is this ? History all over again ?

Kys heretic

They got a foreign legion, which is kinda cool I guess

>This is a bully free zone for a thread about the French
KEK
Reverse psychology trick

Cheese eating surrender-monkeys

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those are top tier cuisines user you have good taste. I'm really interested in trying Catalan cuisine next, I know a lot of top restaurants are in that area.

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You're the first moderately successful African nation.

Just because I'm a heathen doesn't mean I don't love my country and my family who fought for it and it's memory too.

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Oh please guys, you know we like Berlin too

The culture that gave us....
Rousseau, Ampère, Pasteur, Voltaire, Descartes.

Intellectual staples.

i like french bread I guess
but then again any bread is better than white bread so fuck France and their overpriced sparkling wine

France currently holds the best morals... For an Islamic State.

Now that Algerians are honourary Nazis invite them all into your """"white guys"""" club and kill all the unlocked characters in Honhonland.
Bix nood in Paris is utterly degenerate mes ami.

" Alsatian is the second most spoken regional language in France after Occitan."
" It is a Germanic language that has a strong French influence and it is more closely related to Swiss German than standard German."

" There are also several languages that are spoken in France by large immigrant communities including: Berber, Arabic, Italian, Portuguese, English, Polish, Turkish, Vietnamese and German among many others."
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To expound, after seeing the other French flags mentioning modern achievement... I wish I could say otherwise, but France is like watching the terminal phase of cancer in someone you love. You've had your best men destroyed by war in the first half of last century. Then you let socialism take you to the brink of death. With your demographics waning due to economic pressure, the immigration is the death blow.

>Vive la France.
La France a vécu.

Arabs are worse than Blacks. Hierarchy of immigrants goes like this, IMO:

Western Europeans ≈ Eastern Europeans > Asians ≈ South Americans > Christian Arabs ≈ Antillean Blacks > Christian Africans >>>>>> Muslim Africans > Muslim Arabs > Gypsies

"Expats" and students are a whole other category, too.

>Rousseau
>french

Try harder

France is one of the biggest contributors to society

>Francophone Suisse
>Not French

:^)

Wee wee

Yes but I think those two are the only French BM bands I have music from. Are there anymore I should hear?

Oh, shit. Good catch. He was closer to being Swiss (Republic of Geneva) than French. The name plus the fact that all of his work I've read was written in French threw me.

>God exists, he drown all the neo nazis in texas
What did they mean by this ?

Not quit US or even UK or Germany level but still a lot higher than the rest