So this dude just became mayor of a small town in Michigan called Hell. Being a #stillwithher, #lovetrumpshate low t beta male, he decided to pander to his base by moving to ban heterosexuals from entering the town, effectively saving the lives of homos everywhere
Thoughts? How long till michigan fags invade?
So he condemned the town and all the fags in it to death? Nice
So, only fags in hell?
mans wearing justin bieber tour merch lol
How did a small town in Michigan vote for a leftie fag?
Hoyl kek, they literally let you be mayor for a day for 100$.
>this
in simpler times, i had pity for the mentally ill, now they're just fodder for my maser
population of a family of 14 trailer trash people that would vote anyone 4 beer
>(((Elijah Daniel)))
hell is actually pretty comfy desu
t. live in pinckney right next to hell
I live in the Munith/Stockbridge Michigan area, which is down the road a ways from Hell. First I've heard about this idiot. I feel the sudden urge to start a psy-ops campaign against this stupid bastard......
why has the certificate been set on fire
>mayor of hell is a faggot
Hilarious.
Nowhere does it say this. Fuck off 1 post by this ID shill.
Because it was signed in Hell.
>(((Elijah Daniel)))
Every. Single. Time.
Greatest trolling ever. Man gets faggots to go to hell.
He'll only be a bottom bitch when he gets to the real deal.
>Look I'm a mayor!
>Official paper has comic san like font, crinkled to shit, and has the paper quality of those you see used to stuff shoes or baking sheets
Did this faggot pay for this by any chance?
Yes, you pay $100 and you can be "Mayor Of Hell" for a day.
Homos going to hell.
Nothing new here.
For a fucking hundred bucks I would expect the one tangible souvenir you would get from a farce would be something that isn't made of industrial toilet paper
>Soon after Michigan gained statehood, George Reeves was asked what he thought the town he helped settle should be called and replied, "I don't care, you can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841
an unincorporated community, population: 266
You can literally buy, for $100, the Mayorship of Hell, MI for 1 day.
The place is a tourist trap, There is absolutely nothing there except a stupid gift shop.
I believe the entire town was actually put up for sale a couple of years back.
woah spooky
haha
See also
Hell, California
Hell, Norway
Hell, Grand Cayman
Hell for Certain, Kentucky
Paradise, Michigan
I agree. Years ago, for a couple of bucks, you could buy a "Snowball From Hell", which was basically a Styrofoam ball that had one side of it made up to look like it had been scorched in a fire.
i'm rolling through hell on google maps streetview right now
literally a solid minute of entertainment
When I was in high school we did sponsored 5 or 10k runs through Hell, Michigan. They had stupid t-shirts "I ran through Hell!"
big if true
haha
It's a gimmick like the whole town.
lots of bikers ride through there.
>dude hell lmao
michfag reporting.
The michigan city known for fags is called saugatuck no joke.
Hell Grand Cayman is a different story. Shit is awesome.
>Fags all go to hell willingly
Is he /ourguy/
lmao
Our Full-Day Term Mayor of Hell will receive:
• Set of Devil Horns to wear
• T-Shirt with Mayor of Hell on the front and "Impeached"
on the back
• Office of Mayor Hell, MI Coffee Mug
• Official Mayor of Hell Badge
• Official Mayor of Hell Wallet Card
• Ownership of One Square Inch of Hell, Michigan
with Official Property Deed
• Bottle of Official Hell Dirt
• A Proclamation naming the recipient as Hell’s Mayor
for that particular day
• A Proclamation of Impeachment
• Mayor's Name on the "Hell Mayor for the Day" Board
• The Mayor will also receive phone calls throughout the
day with important tasks and decisions to make.
$100
is this ancap democracy?