/HFG/ Harvey Flood General--snippity snappity edition

PASTEBIN: notehub.org/b1v5b

Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:

gov.texas.gov/hurricane

*** ALERT ***
Part of Harris County UNDER EMERGENCY EVACUATION:
alerts.weather.gov/cap/wwacapget.php?x=TX1258632AA918.CivilEmergencyMessage.12586339EE78TX.HGXCEMHGX.2b4a5c054c5e56194da80c24fb4d2fb1

Recent updates:
>Port Arthur is underwater, flooding fast, reports of upstream levee may breach, possible flash flood
>Emergency personal, trucks and boats incoming
twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=port arthur&src=typd&lang=en

Harris County Official Rundown
>Major flooding continues
>Shelters are filling up fast.
>Curfew 12am till 5am
>Officers cannot access calls
>Multiple people trapped
>Fatalities are being called
>High-Water rescues and Airlifts taking place now
>Active looting and armed robbery continues
>National Guard, Cajun Navy, USCG, US Navy, and Border Patrol On-Site

Addicks Reservoir Rundown
>Water being released from Barker and Addicks Reservoirs
>Water depth at Addicks dam is 109.08 feet and rising
>Dam Edge: Highest 115.5 feet, Lowest 108 feet
>Lower edges overspilling
>Upstream levees may be breaching

Addicks Reservoir Levels Monitoring
>Harris County
harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>USGS
waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29

Real Time Info on Rain and Water Levels
harriscountyfws.org/
>National Weather Service Houston:
weather.gov/hgx/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#

Local MSM Streams
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
youtube.com/watch?v=9MsaR5ckkmc
>Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live
youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
>KFDM Southeast Texas Channel 6 Live
kfdm.com/live

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/USNavy/status/903013735366889478
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41094892
houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/2015/10/19/124674/on-edge-of-houston-underground-caverns-store-huge-quantities-of-natural-gas-liquids/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

if the chemical plant doesn't at least catch fire i give up on happenings 4 evar

Any updates on the levee?

This. I'm at work and can't search for shit (little time).

Holy shit guys

Is this real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Holy shit...

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who else ready for S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Houston?

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Requesting 24 hour recap
>requesting 24 hour recap
Requesting 24 hour recap
>requesting 24 hour recap

Just came home, lads. Did they die?

This is what happens when you're watching youtube on your phone and the news on tv at the same time.

this threads are worsts thant the ptg ones

nothing is happening but you idiots are still posting shit

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awoo~

>this

I had to go to stupid work today and could not shitpost

Any news on that lady that was too lazy to get out of her car?

I can't swim.

Shut up Juan.

Holy shit

dam that sounds like a fine deal get to boat around and kill mutated looters and gators

Joel Osteen is my hero

That is fucking infuriating. Some corrupt nig in power and a lackey, (((person))) I bet, conniving with him.

Imma tryin to engage my village in #clap4burgers.

Currently 4 out of 6 people in my village is clapping.

Mozzarela

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*Takes helmet off*

Liberals are the most morally bankrupt people on the planet. Fuck 'em all.

Fucking potato nigger

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Daily reminder this is the average intellect of the Negro when they’re not reading from a teleprompter.

Joel bought out McDonald's?
I want a source to that, and a Big Mac if true

that guy with a dead frozen hampster and his crazy dad in the last thread lol

Shut up, you desaturated flag of line.

the children of Sobek are free to gorge themselves on the children of the slaves.
Now Sobek will return and the Inundation will return with him, and the city on the plain will be filled with lamentation.

I am getting anxious, I am worried about all the dead in the waters. How long will the water take to recede? I don't know anything about hydrology.

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Has Beyonce or Jay Z pledged anything to Houston. She is originally from the area. Would love to see this memed against the Queen.

Ya'll ready for Hurricane Irma?

Czechia

It'll take months for it to fully dry

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Depends on the area, but could take weeks for the water to recede.

On an unrelated note, has anybody been around the museum district lately? I have to head there tomorrow for something important and don't know if it's underwater.

All told it will be receding for days I have heard
They will probably still be finding dead bodies a month from now

Literally telling people to rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic.

Would you rather multiple trump appreciation and harvey threads?
Think it through lad

big if true

official number, like Katrina, we never be released.

Fuug I forgot about this. Jews really do have no shame.

BAYOU'S CLOSED

>people legit think someone is just going to roll up with a giant wet/dry vac and make all the water go away

>(ID: auiTmzmT)
>auiTmzmT
>auiTzm

Irma is a nothing burger, Mathew 2.0

A storm will develop IN THE GULF within a week

>Nothing is happening

YET

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>>>/ptg/
Fuckin faggot
/HFG/ > /ptg/

>nothing is happening
idiot

Saw it on the news.

Yeah these retards don't realize how long cleanup will take.

is there a link to his forum account?

even if it makes it to texas with something equal greater than a cat 3 it will be to late
it will be more than 4 days
and in that time most people will be safe already
if it would have hit today now then we would have tons of casualties.

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Do people still believe this happened because of muh climate change?

>McDonalds in jew runes

will based harvey or it's general be there to vote for Trump?

there's already tons of casualties

Rolling for death toll

trips wins

5478

listen guise, here's what's not being talked about. After decades of pumping oil and water out of the ground the land sank. The weight of the floodwaters has collapsed the earth even further. The entire gulf us going to collapse and flaming geysers of natural gas will erupt everywhere as the water fills the caverns and this is only the beginning.

Can someone help out based-swede?

6 million

6 gillion

Drumph pulling out of Paris Climate Accords caused this duh

yes but we need more

6 gorillion

6 trillion

As expected.

>#BREAKING: #USSKearsarge and #USSOakHill to support #HurricaneHarvey relief via @USFleetForces

twitter.com/USNavy/status/903013735366889478

NAVY incoming!!

Can I have a model/map?

There is already a shit ton of price gouging going on for apartment complexes and houses right now, it's insane. There are probably no laws in the books for regulating price changes I bet because you know, Texas.

10,000+

>Can someone help out based-swede?
Sure. Pic related.

Good god it's gone to hell!

>people aren't allowed to continue living their lives because bad things happened to other people

>work in popular enterprise software market
>have opportunities

>local petroleum company located to the norther suburbs (40 min from downtown, to the north)
>local roads are flooded but they're expecting me to fly there in a couple weeks

>other customer is south of downtown and is basically fucked
>no word from them at all, other priorities are higher

There are a couple news articles talking about this, parts of the city are sinking at 2 inches per year.

SIX REAL PEOPLE

You white people are so selfish, always going on about your little problems.

Read this BBC article and educate yourselves.

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41094892

95

great minds think alike

6666

14,880

Realistically, just under 150 or so people.

Wew

aidsgators and chemical explosions

24 trillion

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15,000+

1170

It's EASILY more than that already.

lots and lots

>just under 150 or so people.
nah

Tic toc tic toc tic toc
houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/2015/10/19/124674/on-edge-of-houston-underground-caverns-store-huge-quantities-of-natural-gas-liquids/
On the outskirts of Houston, millions of gallons of potentially explosive natural gas liquids — like propane and butane — are being stored in dozens of underground caverns. The caverns are huge. One of them is so big it could hold the empire state building with room to spare. Could anything go wrong?

>not written in the Brit's native language of Pidgin
Am disappoint son