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Aliens are just a wish of people to fill the void left by the death of religion Its a big coincidence that aliens and alien sightings started becoming more common as religious belief faded in society. And also the fact that the biggest fedora tipping pop scientists are also the biggest proponents of alien theorizing.

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nah there are aliens just not on Earth. But would be cool if they came, that would really fuck up world politics and religions ...

I wouldn't want them to come, because we already have problems with niggers, and we're full.
But it would be cool to have some sort of quantum-entangled "radio" contact with them,
maybe even our internets could be connected together.

It just takes less time now-a-days to share ayy lmao experiences. And also the fact that they had to climb up to the heavens to ask the ayy lmaos to hold still as they painted such evidence as pic related

Ponder this for a moment....

I wonder what kind of porn alien civilisation has?

I heard a theory that they live in a virtual reality world outside the physical world of the galaxy , some matrix shit . Life has so many possibilities

Maybe they're not so degenerate, I'd like them on Sup Forums and /diy/ they could have some interesting dit shit

We could trade,our porn,for more battery life.

Aliens are real, they were always here and they run this shit show. the sightings only increase because the average joe now has a good enough camera in his pocket.

Especially if they came to expose the truth

their presence here is constant and they're everywhere, the really huge crafts are hiding underwater deep on the ocean floor.

Now you're just being silly.

>Its a big coincidence that aliens and alien sightings started becoming more common as religious belief faded in society
It's not a big coincidence if they are demons desu

Some of them probably do, I used to play Elite Dangerous, which has our galaxy for a map. It's so huge it can take days of playing to get to another end of the galaxy. It gives you sense of how big one galaxy is.
There's billions of galaxies in the Universe we know of. Some think it's bigger than we can see it.

Its true tho
Aliens are here, they watch us, they control us and apparently we are forced to obey them and their rules.
its very obvious if you look a bit deeper into the whole alien story.

i think you misspelled turks

Come come, every single civilisation had porn one way or another.

If only you knew how wrong you are

stop being dumb cattle and wake up already.
I can show you how deep the pussyhole really goes.

You're probablu right, unless they have artificial wombs, and don't need women and their dramas.
I can always hope right?

I think you might mean,Muslims?

>I can show you how deep

then show us.

yep. all these niggers are cultists telling everyone that you need to vote for candidates for disclosure so we can finally be saved by our creators and ascend to a new layer of being etc.

its the weirdest dichotomy of shool shooters and disgusting pig boomers coming together to find salvation on youtube and suck anyones dick who mentions tripping balls as holistic medicine and is woke about reptilian luciferian demons.

I swear if i had my way i would burn down all their trailers and get their SSD revoked so they can die in a ditch somewhere

ayy lmaos live among us you stupid slave. your petty human eyes see them as human

the roach knows.

quick rundown on most recent alien events:
>US attacks Ayys during WW2 unknowingly starting a war against the ayys
>during 50s/60s ayys abduct military personal, nuke material and sink a ship
>US still doesn't get it and goes to the moon
>Moon is actually full of alien bases and they don't like visitors
>US fucks off after ayys show some power to them and Deep State takes over
>Deep State fakes moonlanding videos and some pictures to safe face and keep the secret
>ayys continue to abduct, take ressources (underwater mostly) and experimentation on Humans
>Deep State collaborates with the ayy and does the coverup part
>Deep State managed through decade long research on free energy and alien technology to build their own UFO crafts which are able to travel literally everywhere (but they're not allowed to)
>they keep all that secret technology hidden from the masses and only use it for special events (the 9/11 Twin Tower demolition and the upcoming staged false flag alien invasion)
>nobody really knows what they ayys are up to now as they just watch

How much would it fuck you up to know ayy lmaos are evil faeries?

and i'm surprised, for a long time now, that the "rapture" hasn't been more prominently shifted to "beam me up" than it has. it's easy to do. jesus, satan, angels was always an aliens, then the jesus comes back in his ship, the "new jerusalem" and beams his berries up to safety

how much would it fuck you up to know ghosts are demons?

basically another version of the greedy cunts we have here
but these are from outer space instead.
thing is from the point of view of a normal human being it doesnt change a single thing.
in the end we're fucked, by whom doesnt change our predicament.

whoever (((they))) are they are always here. You can speak to them if you know how to spot them and show them you know certain things, they will come to you

Maybe. Maybe they can make like single celled organisms and procreate by themselves.

ayy lmaos, kikes etc are irrelevant. we're enslaved by ourselves. we're both captives and the captors. abandon all distractions and seek god, this is the only way to true freedom

No, not at all actually. Oh and by the way you're an alien.

believing in god, check.

in religion, nope.avi

they're us
from the future

Its not like they're completely dictating everything to us, they seem to protect their interests and their interest is to not allow nuclear war, to stay anonymous and to zip around through the sky here and do all kinds of mystery shit that we can't even begin to grasp.

They also tell us where we are not allowed to be, certain places on earth and in space.

Most of it is speculation but many events that happened point at this scenario to be the most likely.

what i say is that for the normal joe it doesnt really matter to know who fucks him, cuz in the end he's fucked. knowinf might makes it even more hopeless and unbearable.

Closing your eyes and ears will not help you either, knowledge and truth is power and the only way to win.

alien sightings increase as demon/angel sighting decrease
you tell me what that means

Alien sighting began when airplanes became abundant in the skies

there are recorded ufo sightings throughout history. if religions are true then so are ancient aliens. thoth agrees

fuck off space nigger where full

They saw the same things. They merely just used religious terms to explain what they saw: "Angels"

true, but by that i mean the normal population.

jaded/cynics/sociopaths/online trekkers need not apply, not caring.

but are we using our own myths to fill in the same gaps?

the more i look at this planet the more i see it as a massive contender for life, even if it is giant sea monsters just anything will do me

This poster is a real moron.

Aliens are used by the CIA to divert attention from their UFO's and their genetic-testing.

Period.

Morons.

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the question would be if there is water how is it not frozen up to the core?

"belief" isn't going to be your best friend in this path. yes religions are engineered control systems but no need to worry, the path is one. you only have to make a choice. will you bow down like the rest of the slaves or will you seek truth no matter what? the truth will burn you like hell because you've attached yourself with lies, you're bullshit incarnate. you don't exist. it's time to return to the land of the living or do you prefer not to awaken from your deep slumber?

will you seek greatness or chase illusory comforts of the so called physical plane? it's all up to you frog friend and there's no one you can blame. the path is revealed to those who are pure in intent, all you need to do is to be sincere to yourself

the explanation is out there
better question is why does every planet has diamond oceans and venomous rains and we live in this perfectly acclimatized peaceful garden

my life may be cut short by supplying this information, but i want to truth to be seen. i have recieved information that there will be a false flag set up by the shadow government. i don't know when this will be and i don't know where the impact will be greatest, but various honorable individuals have come forward with the information i am about to provide.

american taxes provide the continuation of this flase flag project. as you may know, we collected ET bodies in roswell in 1947. other crafts have visted since then and have provided us technology that the shadow government wants to use for this false flag. at some point, there will be an "evil alien invasion." this will not be performed by ETs, but by our own government. just like the movie "clone wars" they are cloning the bodies that landed here in 1947 to man the futuristic crafts that will attack us to try and convince us that aliens are malevolent. they are making an army.

the real ETs do not want to harm us. the government is trying to make a one world government in any way they can. this is barely even the tip of the iceberg. panic is the worst you could do.

but what if:
>aliens arrive
>see how the white race is oppressed by jews
>help us and reveal the truth
>decide to genocide all races but white and japanese

>you're bullshit incarnate.
was.

>you don't exist.
that's more like it.

>the path is revealed to those who are pure in intent
guess that's my unsolvable problem

the observed observer, hmmmmm

because it is artificially made, the conditions are just too perfect.

even the normal people need to wake up at some point.

Because life wouldn't have thrived in such an environment, even if it could somehow spark there. also, earth wasn't always like it. Life itself created this equilibrium paradise.

It's artificially made by life itself. Look at the evolution of the biosphere as a whole, how life created this ecosystem of mechanisms for balancing the planets temperature, chemical levels, sun reflection/absorption, polar ice levels, etc. it seems so perfectly created because living systems paved this out of the rock over billions of years. Gaia is God.

whatever you do don't fall into edgy luciferianism

be a satanist if you want to be edgy, but don't be a luciferian faggot, the whole system is luciferian, to run from the system philosophy to only fall back into its explicit shape its the faggiest bullshit in the universe, not to mention you want the edge of baphomet without really being naughty, like i said if you want to be edgy at least have the balls to be a satanist

Do ayy lmaos have foreskins?

so your argument is the first single-cell organism is some kind of artificial planet-engineering technology?

you do understand the implications of this right?

Yep no aliens, move along everyone

why would i want to be edgy,
it does not really makes sense as a motive.

and now ask yourself, who the fuck positioned the moon in such a perfect place?
look at the moons of other planets and compare it to ours.

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kys

Jews aren't humans, they are aliens.

Once live sparks from inorganic material it is inevitable to form such a system, if it is not extinguished fast enough. Life infested the planet and now controls the atmosphere, erosion, ice sheets, temperature, etc

You've got it half-right. Modern mans idealation and experience of "Aliens" are actually demons. They are trying to subvert the spiritual void away from God and towards oblivion.

The Orthodox Church has written about it at length. The experience of "alien" beings is not new, although the mask of them being sentient extra terrestrials is.
>Alien Abductions and the Orthodox Christian
orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/alien_abduct.aspx

funny how people think there's no way life could be anywhere else in the universe.

Logically it is stupid and arrogant to believe that in the vastness of space only we could be the most advanced intelligent species.

>BASED Men in Black outro

Aliens are a mind control operation by the deep state. My family was a victim of it. They endured "alien abductions," and I suffered something similar.

They use extremely low frequency weapons on your brain and cause you to hallucinate and/or experience what's called "missing time," where you lose conscious awareness while still being somewhat conscious, but have no recollection of the event.

See: Chaos theory, fractals, state automatons

people see the sigils and symbols and the pyramid and baphomet and the whole adolescent "its about the devil but not really man, you just don't understand" and feel attracted to it

in the end if you take out all the spooky edgy shit is just facebook-tier "everyone has a piece of god inside and is beautiful and divine and can do anything!!! there's no genders, no races, we live in a metaphysical oppresion system that we can only break by getting secret knowledge about how to manipulate people, that makes us powerful, and power is god"

which is exactly what makes syncretic religions so dumb, christianity is the complete opposite of this mindset and it says it many times, yet you have retards saying christ is a rehash of pagan gods
so then organic carbon life is planet-engineering technology?

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It's true. It's just a psychological substitute for man's wish of encountering and interacting with some conscious, intelligent force beyond our own world.

The big question is why do we feel that need in the first place?

I didn't believe in aliens. I thought they were bullshit and schizos used them to get tourism shekels for their hick towns. That was all until I saw a UFO.
Late at night, totally sober, walking home from a late dinner, saw two girls stopped and staring up across the street. I looked up and saw something the size a small house, maybe a hundred feet above the top of the tall pine street.
It was dark and I saw no lights or features, just a rotating circle moving silently above the trees, so close yet so far.
I never thought I would be scared in such a situation and I never understood why UFO viewers described their experiences with fear. The hugest sense of dread (not abject terror or fear, very specially dread) came over me and I froze until it passed. The feeling that I have absolutely no way of escaping or finding safety if it chose to stop and come after me. Who could protect me? What could anyone do?
It happened so quickly. I looked down when it passed at the girls and they asked me if I saw it too.

the problem with this mindset is that then where are the diamond-ocean dwelling creatures?

there's two possibilities:
1- the conditions are perfect for life
2- life alters the conditions to benefit itself

if its 2 then primitive(?) life-forms can be used to terraform inhospitable planets into places where more complex life can exsit

pic related.

maybe you should stop trying to solve the problem. how well can your intellectual mind serve you in such divine matters? what makes you think that a problem exists and that it needs solving? isn't the problem actually the answer? we grew up in this world and we see life as society dictated us. what good a distorted mind modified by materialistic culture can bring?

I don't know what you're doing but you need to change. don't get comfortable in where you are or you will rot. standing still in an ever changing universe means death. you think you're good with what you know and where you are because you don't know any better. we hold things so we can let go of them. the unknown doesn't have to be scary and you can't explore it if you hold yourself back

It's a logical consequence of realizing we aren't God's favourite snowflakes. The copernician revolution is five centuries old, stop being butthurt about it.

UFO sightings have been going on for centuries but nice try.

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true dat

i know that the more i know the more there is to know and the conclusion is that i know nothing,
in the end i dont fear i just dont care.

we've visited one planet, we have no idea where life has evolved and what elements it may be based on besides what we see here on earth. It could be that life requires a very specific recipe of elements and organic building blocks leading to similar life forms and biospheres to that we find on earth, we simply do not know.

That's actually an interesting thought. I think we might end up actually encountering and communicating with aliens through signals and radio waves etc FIRST before we ever even physically contact or connect with each other.

Imagine if it's it's there first encounter too. It'd be pretty amazing all around. All the different questions we'd be asking each other. Like finding a friend for the first time.

yeah but we are studying others, there are no signs of intelligent life; the only thing we can say is that maybe there exists more primitive life in them that in ours. But that again raises the question "why"?

when we find life on Europa your faith in your false god will be shattered

Those are just huge rocks that got scrapped off the part where one tectonic plate and they're just moving along another now.

i know you a leaf but i never got this argument, why does alien life mean no god?

Read the link here it will explain what you have both gone through.
You've encountered demons, know you enemy so you can defeat them.

Why is what I ask my self every time I see a tree or a rabbit or anything. Shits weird man we are the aliens we hope to find.

ayyyygod

You don't understand how big the universe is. There is literally an almost-certainty that it DOES NOT END.

>4 mile huge objects moving around the oceanfloor
>"dude its tectonic plates"

nigga please

Because OP don't care about God if he's not His special snowflake.

>gas/ice giant
>water

i really liked the carbon-life is terraforming tech theory


lol, thats a paralizing argument, its only purpose is to deconstruct theories without having to give a reason why, is just pure "lmao dude in an infinite universe there'd be infinite reasons why you are wrong"