Yaaaassss Little Queenz Slaaaaayy

How will this even work? The story relies heavily on the nature of young boys.

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>Group of boys turn on each other
>"A shocking, horrifying insight into mankind's animal nature."
>Group of girls turn on each other
>"Yeah, girls are bitchy."
I predict this goes over poorly.

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Nobody wants to waste two hours watching a bunch of little girls cry themselves dehydrated and die.

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David (((Siegel)))

Every time

This shit is a disgrace to the author. It's like fucking up the Mona Lisa because of dumb shit.

Doesn't that kind of go against the whole book? I thought it was supposed to bring out the inner savage in man, not fucking women.

ghostbusters remake 2.0 inc

SAGE ALL STUPID THREADS, DON'T BUMP THEM!

It's just a money grab. I have no doubts in my mind that people lust for power, male or female, and that a return to savagery (perhaps of a different flair) is just as likely for one as the other.

The book is male-dominated, but nowhere did Golding write a disclaimer that it applied to men rather than humankind in general.

>all female
do they know what happens in lord of the flies?

i wouldnt be surprised if they re-wrote it to be some feminist paradise.

Actually, it could work, and unintentionally imitate IRL female psychotic behavior...

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or this

Says you

inb4 feminist propaganda
it turns out the opposite as when it was all male and they build a matriarchal utopia

I already know how it will go

>A group of girls, both POC and white, get trapped on an island
>They start working together and surviving instead of bitching at each other
>Suddenly a conflict, the white girls want more resources than the shitskin girls because they did more work
>But that's racist
>White girls start planning to genocide the POC girls because white girls are jealous of their full lips
>Little do they know, the POC girls are so smart and talented they invented a fully automatic assault rifle from sticks and rocks
>The white girls get massacred
>YASSSS QUEEEN SLAY
>POC flies away from the island on their newly built nuclear powered aircraft made from period blood and oppression
>"This story is based on real events"
>Roll credits

This shit is infuriating but the truth is that it gets an audience because 70% of the population identify as NOT being white men, another 5% support anything that's specifically anti-white men even though they are white men themselves, and a final 15% have to support it lest they appear sexist/racist. Because these are the demographics now, there is zero reason to have white men in anything unless it's to portray them as incompetent, and remakes sell thanks to brand recognition, even if they're actually received poorly. So, at the end of the day, modern mainstream entertainment can be described as essentially "things you've all already seen but now the white men have been replaced."

This isn't the free market's problem, this is the problem of multiculturalism. It's not about celebrating their differences, it's about them celebrating that they're not white men and that's, not only okay, it's empowering, because (make some shit up here later)

This is going to bomb harder than Ghostbusters.

it either ends up them starving to death in 3 weeks because nobody wants to do shit

or

they progress from tribal to multi-galaxy matriarchal utopia powered purely by science and truth and love

I'm still waiting on an all-female version of A Clockwork Orange.

>Lord
>all females

my whats

the first thing they do is ask each other "if this were an episode of survivor what would we do to win?"

Never actually saw the movie should I go watch it?

>thought it said Lord of the Rings for a second

i never did it too, but the book is very good.

Theres a porn parody of that

>my former roommate, unsurprisingly, is no longer a feminist

bullshit on that.

Rest easy user we are still safe for now

Going to bring a new meaning to "Lord of The Flies"


Cause they wont have tampons...

>They will change the story so the girls all work together and stop some natural disaster until they are rescued

So... will it be about half-naked lolis?

This

>The pig head on a stick with the flies of Beezlebub goes

>"YAS QUEENN SSLLLAAAYYY"

>>>(((David Siegel)))

WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO PUT THESE FUCKIGN INSECTS INTO THE OVENS

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

that would be objectification, you sexist, misogynistic nazi.

I'd fucking watch that shit daily.

Can't wait to see a bunch of 12 year old girls with loincloths and spears and nothing else.

They are inverting social rolls.

The powerful female warrior and the subordinate male.

It's in basically every kids show. Especially the ones targeted at girls.

The movie is basically shitting on amerian literary legacy. Hell, the author of the Lord of Flies even got a nobel prize. And now the leftists are revising everything in it as they see fit. KEK

How do girls even establish a dominance hierarchy? It's all based off of male attention. Attractive females are only popular because of male attention they recieve, and they receive male attention because they're attractive and popular. Once you remove the male element there's no longer a stabilizing force in their social structure.

I'm very curious how they would even attempt to rectify this. I have a feeling it's gonna flub hard because it's 2 noname dudes making it (????). Good luck not totally fucking up a quintessential piece of literature that most of the country has read.

lol mean girls on an island

So, like Amane's scenario in Grisaia no Kajitsu?

It goes something like this:
>about 15 girls get stranded in the woods
>2 weeks later they are all dead (except one) because women are dumb.

naked 10yo girls fighting tooth and nail? no complaints

>Lady of the Flies

So basically a cold open on a naval officer investigating a beach littered with skinny rotting corpses.

One of the European versions of Survivor already did this. They had an all-male island competing against an all-female island.

Both teams were dropped on their respective islands with some supplies to get started. In both groups there was initially a little infighting while they tried to figure out a hierarchy.

The men started doing what they felt needed to be done. Some men hunted, some foraged, some went fishing. One guy built benches because he didn't feel like sitting in the sand all the time. Another started building a hut. Another guy started cooking the food that was found by the hunter/gatherers. Within a few days, the men had a nice little civilization going that improved a little every day.

The women built a clothesline to hang up their towels and wet clothes, and then proceeded to do nothing buy sunbathe and squabble with each other. Unlike the men, they were unable to do anything without a group consensus. And because there were about a dozen women, consensus was never reached. The women ate all their initial supplies, got drenched by tropical storms, got eaten alive by sand fleas, and were generally miserable. The men were quite happy and comfortable.

So the show's producers decided something needed to change because the men were doing so much better than the women. So 3 men were sent to the women's island, and 3 women were sent to the men's island.

The men who got sent to the women's island were basically used for slave labor while the women sunbathed in their bikinis. The women who went to the men's island took advantage of the food and shelter the men had - while continuing to bitch and sunbathe.

"Given even the slightest chance, women will kill each other."

No shit

>Nature of young boys

that nature is a social construct. Girls can do it too

>One guy built benches
What did he build them from and how did they look?

Don't get your hopes up. It's a feminist remake, they're all gonna be ugly, shitskin, and hambeasts. Also, neck yourself you filthy degenerate.

Will they be dressed the same way as the boys were?

how is it empowering to portray a bunch of young girls get stranded on a desert island, who turn on one another and begin killing one another over internal power struggles?

>How will this even work?
They all starve within a week