/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

I had a really bad past few days. I need some /comfy/. Everyone dump their new OC collections plz.

>disturbance with mental
>landlord subleased her apt while she was paying rent. person leasing sold her belongings.
sucks.

robert here

>someone doing pushups in the street

>Push-ups in the middle of the street
>uhh that's my partner
>Control him

I made this a while ago but I don't think many saw it.

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HOLY FUCK! It's only black males!

each night i get more respect for you Robert. you must have the patience of a saint to deal with the fatherless Chicago masses. God Bless Robert

I already have it : D I collect all of these because a lot of the art work is really good.

Pic attached is from ship Robert who ventured across the south side rail way system for food.

>people around kids very high (?)

>two gunshot wounds to the abdomen
>stable is not a condition REEEEE

>stable is not a conduction

>hit in the head with keyboard
wut?

Put a new entry on the strange weapons list. There was a dude going nuts with a set of golf clubs earlier too.

>someone is calling in mad saying they will not give him a phone
>but he's calling in

>anything for you 35.

>remove male black from balcony

BUMP FOR ROBERT
For he battles that which goes bump in the night.
addendum: captcha = "avenue libre"
Kek supports Robert!

>male beaner out front
>screaming
>climbing poles
>throwing his bike at traffic

Time to play guess the tox report.

pcp/meth

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Good evening, Roberts.
I'm within arms length of my keys.

Any news?

>three people shot at mt sinai

>Three people shot at Mt. Sinai

At least they won't have to carry them very far

>male thrown from a motorcycle

>White female in a Jeep Cherokee
>Lights off
>Flying through the streets

>Domestic Disturbance somewhere else

>Niggers chimping out in a McDonald's parking lot

>Chinese restaurant on fire

>chinese restaurant on fire

Bumping with Image