Ask an Iraq and Afghan combat vet anything

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Did you actually ever see combat?
Also how were those sand fleas? I hear soldiers used Dryer sheets to ward them away.

Are you a pog boot fuck or nah

My mom told me not to ask faggots questions

Sand fleas are a South Carolina thing. And dryer sheets work really well for mosquitoes. One or two in each pocket. Sorry OP

Did your israeli bosses do your mandatory circumcision before or after basic training?

Did everywhere in populated areas smell like goat piss and b/o?

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How do I into easy mac? .

/ourguy/

Op Kanjar with 2nd MEB in Helmand 2009 directly following a quiet deployment to Al Anbar in 2008. Iraq makes you homesick, Afghanistan makes you homesick for Iraq.

What's it like being a ZOGbot?

0311

Some Iraqis were surprisingly clean/ civilized, Afghans are cavemen

What's the weirdest thing you ever combat jacked off to?

I spent my last deployment rubbing one out to pregnant Anne Frank hentai on a daily basis

Society owes you nothing, we aren't the wars we fight in. What are you doing to not have to identify as a afghan/Iraq veteran?

MOS? and year over there? I was in Iraq for about a year in 2010-11

Our LT came to check on my post early one morning. I was jerking off under my plate carrier/ kevlar dick flap and didn't want to move so I just stopped moving, had a full conversation with him for 5 minutes with my dick in my hand.

Favorite story from Afghanistan?

I think mine is when we paid a hajji to bring us fresh fruit up the the OP and when he was on his way back up the mountain his donkey that was carrying everything hit an IED. RIP mr donkey.

Any words of wisdom for someone that wants to enlist soon?

checked

im waiting

Aside from afghan being caveman like you said on another post. I heard they are a very nice people when they don't shoot you in the face.

> keep hearing vet story about going back for the landscape and its people.

Your thoughts?

We used to piss in bottles and give it to your children

When our HET guy made his asset into a human pez despencer

I'm American dicknose, you think dirt people would be on this shit board?

Did you kill anyone?

The hazara are cool (chinese looking ones) they kicked the shit out of the taliban and never had problems with them in the north. I was deployed to Helmand province however, Pashtuns need to be gassed like the kikes in WWII.

PSYOPS shill

Oh so the pashtun are /our guys/ then. :D

that image is fucking amazing

Where are you finding this shit and why do you keep posting it here. I swear I see you posting this Anne Frank stuff in every thread.

There are a shit load of Afghans that have access to internet. Nice try Muhammad. Nah you're probably PMC or NG.

What's it like being a welfare Queen? Are the lines long at the benefit office? Do you feel like theirs something wrong with you when you can't find a job in the freest market on earth and have to resort to handouts?

Kill. Same.

Pmc for a few years to pay off student loans mang, saving my GI bill for (((law school)))

Related question.. Female soldiers, pulling their weight or just govt issued comfort sluts?

lol did you finish up after her left? What were you jerking to?

He probably figured out what you were doing and just didn't say anything desu.

My Staff Sergeant walked in once while I was taking a piss and saw all the pregnant Anne Frank pics on my laptop because I was dumb enough to leave it open. It was an... awkward conversation to the least.

This is the first time I've mentioned this on Sup Forums.

That for me? I never served with chicks active duty

Is Islam the religion of peace like they say? lol

When I was overseas I would shitpost about going to Germany and Sweden for my free white women and apartment I was promised.

The fuck, Iraq was basically a tourist destination in 10-11

Just become an apprentice to a lawyer in one of five states, bro. Virginia, Vermont, California, Wyoming, and Washington.

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did your wife cuck you with a black guy while you were in service?

I used mine for a degree in PoliSci so I could skate and get a paycheck then apply to OCS. Honorable 1A, but can't go back if over 30% disabled. Feels bad man. Currently working through shit load of red tape for Academi, local accounts with GTI till I up my clearance

>her

Meant to say he.

We call women Marines walking mattresses for a reason. Marrying one is about as intelligent as marrying a stripper. Which a lot of Male Marines un ironically do.

So is there any way to have a positive conclusion to all of this or is it just as fucked as it seems?
Also for the guy in Afghanistan do they just not care what you do on the internet

It's more popular than you might think.

I had no idea that thats a thing.. Looks like I have some homework tomorrow haha thanks user

you miss it, don't you
or something like it. Fuck, the Roman Legionaries were never supposed to come back to Rome for a reason.

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My Staff Sergeant walked in once while I was taking a piss and saw all the pregnant Anne Frank pics on my laptop because I was dumb enough to leave it open. It was an... awkward conversation to the least.
He figured out your weird holocaust roleplay fetish?
>all the
How much of this stuff is there?

We were short on guys, so instead of getting releaved on post to take a shit we would bring wag bags with us. 4th LAR Lt Col nearly stepped in mine while our LT was showing him the post. That was a fun ass chewing after he left...

The pics are from I think

Survivial I suppose. Enjoy the headstart?

rah bro

2002-2006 0311

Is it cultural suicide that we bomb the world and invite the world?

Are we going to get more historical hentai? Like Cleopatra or Joan of Arc?

Northern Afghanistan is alright, but the south needs to just get carpet bombed anytime they start acting up, to the east we should simply close the Kyber pass and make it into 3 countrys. As a unified country, Afghanistan will always swing between being a failed state or a reactionary one.

Constellis, Garda, SOC, dyn... if you have the background they'll take you. It's just a matter of how much bullshit you're willing to put up with initially. DoS clearances take like 10 months to drop. It's a rodeo of paperwork starting out

>Ask an Iraq and Afghan faggot anything

Goddamn this isn't reddit you cunt, attention whore elsewhere!

07-11 0311 with 2nd LAR, I picked up the kevlar after you. Semper Fi

Which one of your friends did I blow up with an ied?

VPNs my dude

curious how much PMCs are paid and what kinda of background u need to get that kinda job

Clearly I'm going to be answering questions in the most politically incorrect and red pilled way, KYS faggot

Got any stories?

What is your attitude on neocons?

I actually mostly killed Paki niggers in Afghanistan. I'd say about 1/4 were university. Only ones who had Afghan id's were collateral damage or drug gangs, Taliban was all ISI

You hate Jews and give all your money, energy and martyrs to them. You're in the same boat as us Ackmed.

Did they use your blood for the needles since you contracted aids from goat fucking?

Any traces of soviet presence left? Afghans talking stories, war machine remains, anything?

>wag bags

Fuck I hate using those. Another member of my platoon had the bright idea we could pull a classic flaming bag of poop joke with them on the locals which might've fun a bit of fun.

>He figured out your weird holocaust roleplay fetish?

Pretty much.

>How much of this stuff is there?

I've got four pics, five if you include countrylove memes.

Depends like most things. To be super generalistic; if you have a basic grunt background and start out here doing basic static guard work you're looking at $70k - $90k. If you come from a most specialized combat arms background you're looking at starting around the $150k range. That varies from company/project/government agency

In Khan Neshin in 2009, they all thought we were Russians they didn't know we invaded

Any human rights violations being preformed by either you or people you know?

Kayla woulda killed her self faster if she dated him

>All these morons who join because they want sum "action" and "call of dooty action M4 single handily kill terrorists"
>Keep in mind joined at own risk knowing the hazards
>Come back all fucked up and think they deserve respect and civvies are meant to bow down and give them anything they ask

Me and another bouncer had to grab some guy out by his throat and arms, after he did not listen to our warnings and pushed me and went into the venue.

Fucking hate these cunts.

You're basically fucked now if you don't have an active clearance as a grunt. Back in the day you could operate if you were a street cop with a year on the force, now they are turning down SOCOM guys. Just need to be a persistant bastard with applications, if Academi drags their heals anymore I may go with Torres to Kosovo just to get my foot in the door, and they really don't pay shit.

How does news even travel there? I imagine most have no idea why you guys are there and who you are.
Does seeing fully armed white guys in weird uniforms freak them out?

can confirm. I got shot at mostly by pakis coming across the border who hid in the ganjgal.

Probably because you are all descended from convicts and you're shitty to drink with, don't put that on me dick face

Bet you were a POG who stayed inside the wire

IIRC I told him I was fantasizing about being Eugene Sledge, sent to Europe, finding her while searching a house for Krauts, being seduced by her calling me a dirty devil dog, and "trading notes" with her while she rides my dick with her belly all ready to pop.

Was it of any importance to your progress?

What do average soldiers think of all this operation. Soviets were pretty "redpilled" on the fact that this leads nowhere and this whole thing can't be "won".

Average Pashtun is starving and doesn't care about the politics, they care about who can give them the most gibs. We can shovel money into the fire faster than Pakistan and Iran, so we usually hold their favor but doesn't mean they won't take the odd pot shot at troops for $250 every now and then. Not all insurgents are hardcore, some are just farmers looking for $ who don't even have a problem with us.

Fuck you, pussy. Our culture, our media, even our study of ancient lore glorifies Good Men fightinv Evil Men. Before we knew about the ZOG, the banks or the false flags, we "knew" there were bad guys out there hurting innocent people. And at 18 you knew no better either.

We actually had the balls though.

And no matter what beauracratic agenda we were pushing for (((them))), you could never understand that at the grit: civilians ran to us for help. And we shielded them.

You'll never be a complete man.

I want to join the army reserves, how often are they deployed? more or less than NG or active?

Grunt, but Iraq felt like a pog deployment. Army was still getting some in 2008, but Iraqis left Marines alone for the most part.

I've got this with Americans as well, except when i work clubs and one fucks around I'll punch his face in in the private room before dragging him out.

Marines that i've seen will shut up when you speak to them and leave right away, especially if there are 3-4 guards.

Bro, those poor bastards only make 14$ an hour.. do not deploy for that little bro, you'll hate yourself. DoD contracts pay peanuts. If you have the background go for a WPS contract.

Also, don't let academi pimp leatherneck to you. They barely make $65k and they're on 6 month rotations. Also stay away from KBOSS

You got shitty vets then
Most of the ones I met are pretty laid back because they been in way worse places and mostly talk about being vets because people ask for stories
Some just want to party with whatever place they find themselves in and mention being a vet
Fun to drink with but can be a problem when they want to pick a fight with a minority

How close to dying of embarrassment were you? If someone ever found out that I like femdom hentai I would probably die of shame

You guys mapped out all of the mineral mines, so we used that info for our USGS guys. Other than that, we learned how to fight you from old muj who were working for us, but I basically thought it was useless knowledge because in 2009 nobody was really talking about going to war with Russia. Obama hadn't even pissed off Putin by that point, so although we found Iranian gear all the time I didn't run into any Russians.

t. zogtard who chainsmokes outside his job and acts super hard when in reality he sat at falkenburg for like half his contract and the rest of the time he beat off to porn while the occasional farmer hip-fired a lee enfield from 2000m at the general direction of his FOB

Don't join the reserves, they are garbage and if you deploy with them you will either get a shitty assignment or go to combat with some college student covering your 6

>And at 18 you knew no better either.

At 18 i knew better, and was legally classed as an adult. You don't need to be in your twenties or thirties to know the risks of joining the military.

I've seen lots of shit australian vets, and lots of American vets.

Both were dealt with brute force.

TFW FORGET THIS HAPPENED OMG

What's the endgame of Afghan operation? Stabilizing situation so the "democratic" US allied government could take control of country?

Stormed the Castle before it became FOB Castle faggot, have a seat my youth

90% of worlds Heroin and 80% of its rare earth minerals, we are never going to leave Afghanistan I'm surprised people haven't realized this yet.