HOLY SHIT!! Just cuck my shit up fampai!!! Please go north you son of a bitch!! Take out Florida!! Leave us alone!!

HOLY SHIT!! Just cuck my shit up fampai!!! Please go north you son of a bitch!! Take out Florida!! Leave us alone!!

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Ahhh too south, goddamn it I don't want to be 3 months without electricity!!

>more storm kino

can't wait

I sure hope it finish killing Houston. Your dinky island is probably going to be fine.

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Fuck off FL is full.

Hope it hits Venezuela, fuck socialism.

puerto ricans are the biggest scumbags in the western hemisphere

Rolling to cleanse georgia

this

If it hits Houston again, it's over for us. Probably they waste the FEMA budget on helping niggers and leave us to fend for ourselves.

Being a US colony sucks.

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It depends desu. Puerto Ricans from Puerto Rico usually aren't bad, it's the ones from places like NYC and LA that are usually lazy pieces of shit.

Most people I've known that are actually from Puerto Rico are usually good people. The only universal complaint I have about then is that they're all way too fucking proud of that poor, shitty island. Many are Puerto Ricans first, and only call themselves American when it's convenient.

Tldr, still better than niggers and canadians

wish a nigga would

t. puerto rican

Rule #7

Well I think it's important to feel pride where you're from. Even if its a small shitty island. It's not that we hate or don't consider oursleves americans is just that our culture is different, and its best if we keep it to ourselves in the island, but most puertoricans don't hate mainlanders, they are admired if anything.

And yeah you're right, puertoricans that leave the island to live on another state are for the most part cancer. If you go to another place where the culture is different, it is your duty to integrate to that culture, not just bring your own customs and demand that locals accept them. That's the problem with puertoricans that leave the island.,

I always wondered, wtf is wrong with what you have right now? It's the southern states dream made reality. They get to be part of the union and keep their identity. I see no problem with that, you don't even pay federal taxes right? So why do some people want to become a state son bad?

Oh shit!

It's not such a sweet deal. We do pay federal taxes, that's a lie. We pay social security and medicare from each pay check. We don't pay Federal Income Tax but we receive much less funding from all federal government.

Other than that is that we're not attached to the mainland, so we depend on your ships for the economy and get our ass ripped by cabbotage laws, all to protect the ship industry's unions. We also can't make deals with other close countries that would be more beneficial to us due to our location. Overall I hate this deal, and the majoritof puertoricans hate it. So we either want independence or full statehood. I sincerely don't know what the benefits from statehood would be other than more gibs for the poor people. But maybe statehood would uniform some laws that would make more foreign and nation markets to install themselves here. I dunno.

Don't you have some genociding to do?

>tfw miami gets btfo

Please let this happen

this
praise kek for super happenings

Perhaps it is the only way to cleanse that filth away from that region.

Fuck but I dont want higher gas prices

How far out is it?

You would be a third world African tier nation if you weren't a colony and if you were a state you would be a gigantic Baltimore MD. Your murder rate is basically the same anyways if not worse

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drumpf voters btfo
hurricane carrying the souls of slaves btfoing whitey

It's gonna drown Florida. Miami already drowned.

Both states red in 2016. Both potential to be fickle in 2018 and 2020 if they're ignored.

Trump will have to fund significant cleanup efforts.

Mexico signalling there's no way they're paying for the wall.

US taxpayers already finding significant cleanup efforts in Texas, plus significant Western wildfires.

Trump begging to lower corporate taxes, in conjunction with old tweets scolding Obama for his massive deficit.

There will be no wall.

There will be no wall.

There
Will
Be
No
Wall

if i die i just want everyone to know i really really hate niggers and jews

> MFW "if we build a wall and it rains this hard again doesn't that just make the south a giant bathtub?" becomes a meme

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We're at 24.2 for 2015 which is comparable with DC actually. And just what is this "third world" you speak of? Is it "third world" to not have a safety net for lazy poor people that refuse to work? Or considering faggots an anomaly? Or prohibiting guys with mutilated dicks to enter girl bathrooms? Is it third world to just having enough to have a decent life without extreme luxuries? Then fuck I rather be third world any day.

Amen brother! With digits like these, you'll ascend on the wings of valkyries.

well seeing as how my house was one of the few that didnt get destroyed during ivan and my dad shot anyone because he thought they were all looters i hope it doesnt land here

I'm actually thinking of flying over to America to be part of all of this. partake in some disaster tourism

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Your dad sound based as fuck. I hope you'll be alright. Stock up on supplies if you can, and fortify shit just in case, bro!

>yfw once every 500 year storm happens again in less than 500 hours

Lmao, in the civilized world we rarely go more than 3 minutes without power during heavy storms.

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>dat Alabama track

Naw mane, I'm good.

say it with me, texas

R O U N D
T W O

Look at the Texas Louisiana track. Harvey round 2 anyone?

Depends. In general how do you all feel about the God Emperor? Kek may have marked you for cleansing.

>tfw in Galveston

WE WILL ENDURE

>irma coming to finish her husbando's job

>you chose to live right near water on an ocean planet

Waterfags will never learn.

Fuck man, Puerto Ricans may be boastful choads but damn if he doesn't have us on that

No hurricane can take down Florida, it's been proven time and time again.

>that houston track
lol, if it hits south east texas and parks it again....

Nah, this fucker is getting beefed up to a Cat 5 and going to be pushed directly at Mexico for that last shit they drummed up from south of the border.
the wall just got - literally - 5 miles taller, Mexico

If another Class 5 Hurricane hits Houston, would you finally consider climate change might be real ?

It is third world to hold those ideas, and the economic data has been proving it for decades.

I would say Putin gave the norks a HAARP installation.

this is literal man-made climate change
aka geoengineering

lol so desperate, those aren't even actual statements from the whitehouse faggot. The wall will be built and you will help pay for it poop scooper

wait, is that thing hitting hueland?

They always go North.

No.
Even if it is though, according to scientists, we are already past the point of no return. It's now inevitable and there will be no stopping climate change.

> Russia with boneskin military budget enterily devoted to prevent thousands of atomic bombs to explose due to lack of maintenance, to hide ten of thousands rusted unusuable tanks and to keep muslims in line somehow has enough power to fund scientific project even the US army, the Paris Hilton of military budget, can't hope to get.

b-b-but MUH RUSSIA :|

I don't. They're already failing. The last thing these commies need is another excuse why communism failed. I can already see them talking about how the disaster killed the country and not their shitty govt.

Same, Jefferson County here, you?

If we werent forced to pay for us boats we would have been to LA what Chile is now but decades ago pre Pinochet

>another storm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Ahhh too south

See the light coloured cone around it? That's the path of uncertainty. It can easily curve hit FL or even like NY or some shit.

hurricanes are the best part of the year. don't know why everyone is freaking out.

If it hits Haiti I won't ask for anything for Christmas

Too cucked to get your independence Gutierrez? Stay submissive and stay mad. Thanks for the rum.

WTF is with the abnormal patterns this season? Hurricanes aren't supposed to be this unpredictable.

its going to spin up into the atlantic and peter out nowhere

have you guys really not seen this same hurricane 300 times before? dont pay attention to nhc every year i guess?

The GFS model places the hurricane closer to Florida by September 9th. NOAA bases all their storm warnings of the GFS model. Harvey landed on the exact date the model predicted 5 days earlier.

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Lets meme this over to New Orleans.

Cat 5 for the Big Easy ;)

Oh, we'll be fine. If anything Andrew scared motherfuckers straight about building out of wood down here. Concrete or gtfo.

please!

RARE
A
R
E

Cat 5 for Louisiana

U dun gooffd, kek wills it

Honestly don't know who I'd rather see cucked out of existence Puerto Ricans or Floridians both would be nice

It's because we are approaching Sept 23

>that one panther where it goes north and take out Jew York
Oh please god let this happen.

florida actually has proper drainage systems and non-3rd world housing. you won't get rid of us with some bitch-ass hurricane.

Lol
Once again these faggot leftists prove our point by themselves.
If you attack the foundation, the entire structure will fail (if you succeed).
They didn't succeed when they tried it the real way (see 1993 WTC bombing) so they said fuck it and just rigged the whole thing.

Why we have to ask for it? You can give us independence any day. Why haven't you!!!??

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what did it mean by this

maybe you'll dodge it like you dodge creditors

NYC landfall on 9/11 niggers

Kek, I actually laughed.

this - natural disaster would also a good way to beg for international assistance

Shut up, territory.

Mother fucker I wanted to take the cessna up this weekend

This can fuck right off

Top kek.

Live in NY

Dr. Puerto Rico
Paging Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

thy will be done

DC is an african colony but you have a good point

When will coastalfags ever learn?
I'll keep living in my flyover state while coastalfags all drown

Miami user here. Plz come and wipe this degeneracy off the fucking map.

The tropics were never intended to be habitable. Stop building houses there.

GFS model puts it off my house next saturday

t. NC beachfag