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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JOE ASSUMES CONTROL EDITION
/ourguy/
AWOO
i felt something approximately 77 seconds ago
trump is /ourgoy/
The motorcade thing was nothing
Balkanization is the most realistic goal, though.
Joe is realizing that his neck will be one of the first stretched by a noose if the media gets what they have been begging for.
No, joe, they need to keep going
What's going on with Jeb?
JOE DISAVOWWWS VIOLENCE
uh oh
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Balkanization you say?
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Yeah, I think that's quite an one sided fight with the they side being throughly dismantled. I wish mods took the boot off our throats so we could go after DYI / RWSS again.
>yes officer, i was just driving in the woods in my ford sedan like i always do
sounds legit
AWOO
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Hahahahahaha
>inb4 REEEEEEEE BLAQ KWEEZ MOST IMPOTANT THANG
He's begging Trump to not revoke DACA
Houston has no chance
>failed brakes
>comes out of forest from nowhere
o-ok
S-o-r-o-s
>The motorcade thing was nothing
lol yeah, her brakes just magically failed the precise moment that the President's limo is positioned at a perfect angle for her to intercept it with her vehicle
but of course her brakes just "failed" suddenly... don't bother asking how she got to where she was without brake problems
and how many parking lots don't have curbs? you can't drive a corolla over that easily
I thought this got shitcanned already? Or were we just assuming so because of Trump winning
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Why can't Mnuchin run the Fed instead of Cohn?
M-m-mommy
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Shit it the fuck down goy
That's crazy
Git your hands out my pockets
MAGA day to all!
The footage and satellite images tell another story
>but of course her brakes just "failed" suddenly... don't bother asking how she got to where she was without brake problems
She had just left a job at some distribution center. The story has been KIA. It's nothing.
Awan going to jail this week.
S I P
Suuuurreeeeeeeee
A JOE
Irma will hit the NC/SC coast if it makes it.
fucking guac merchant
my pockets now goy
not the woods, there was literally a lake where she came out of, meaning she parkked her car there or was waiting, she wasn't driving around a forest and decided to leave, she was waiting
Patrician taste
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>S-o-r-o-s
Elebenty hundred peeps replied to the tweet saying exactly that.
>media is forced to cover the national tragedy in Texas
>still complain about Trump as the top story
can't shoot them all soon enough.
Even worse
>it's a joe bread
Jeb should fuck off to mexico already and become a drug kingpin
People are surprised at this? People actually think a Trump Secretary would entertain taking a president off of a bill and putting on someone else?
Is this how the party of Jackson dies?
>muffin top and nice breasts
>maga hat
I want to raise a family with this woman
Jackson wouldn't want to be on money anyway.
because then we wouldn't have Mnuchin running the Treasury. and your assumption is that Cohn is being groomed to be leader of the Fed, instead of the equivalent of wall street's night-light and safety blanket in the administration.
andrew jackson aswell
Sup Forums literally is the party of Jackson.
Sauce is Natalie Austin from Zishy.com
There is another road behind the trees
great idea
I bet alot of those Tubman bills would be defaced or sumfin
I live in SC tho
shoo shoo Irma
> She had just left a job at some distribution center. The story has been KIA. It's nothing.
Yeah, a nothingburger. Why are you guys even paying attention to it in a tiresome day like this? Aren't you guys feeling sleepy? Yaaaawn, surely it's comfy today, lets all just close our eyes and sleep a little. Nothing to see here, move along
Justice4Lori.
why does anyone like this retard?
Well he probably would rather himself than her
Lori demands justice.
Sylvester Turner will make sure no one evacuates in time
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What if we put her on a $0.60 piece of money
We must be united under one banner.
Wow how fucking insightful
>1111
China would be all over us if we did that.
Hehehehe
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No. This is bullshit.
Fucking kill yourself faggot
Do it again Bomber Harris
I don't get it.
I'm not talking about the donations, i'm talking about the governmental disaster relief funds texas is going to get.
That's objectively socialism
You see, Texas actually loves socialism, but only when it's for them, not for others
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I don't understand.
fellow peeds
He's like the psychic Chinese monkey. It's fun to watch him be even a little bit more correct than the (((pollsters))) on the left, but I don't trust him.
A Checked
TRUMP KISSES BABBY
President Donald J. Trump
>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.
>he won a fire-fight against 30 elite commandoes using the musket given to him by the NRA.
Daily reminder that France a shit
IF WE STAY WITH JESUS, HE WILL SAVE US!
CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON!
Agreed.
I'm at Surf City
Thanks for the overwatch photo senpai.
ah shit i thought i linked seth rogen's tweet
that faggy guy saying 'mr president' as he kissed the baby lol
T_D is like our retarded cousin. They may be stupid and cringey but they're family and we take care of family. Fuck off with this divide and conquer.
MOVEMENT!
Macaroni's mom is a GILF.
Because the Fed is a private institution
I kinda think we should get rid of all of them and go back to an inspirational design.