It really is delicious. Yesterday I had nothing to do so I decided to give sopa de macaco a try.
I realized I was running out of money and had to eat something other than Preá (cleaner version of local common mice) so I decided to do monkey soup.
Of course what I was expecting was much worse than the reality.
When Bettynho made his monkey soup he did it wrong because he didn't take the head off and put it along the soup (which is disgusting, their heads smell bad).
Better than I expected. I put some ketchup also to go with the soup. It tastes like a tranny chicken or something like that, breddy gud.
we can tell, you wouldn't be able to use a computer otherwise
Jacob Young
UMA
Matthew Perry
>I realized I was running out of money and had to eat something other than Preá (cleaner version of local common mice) so I decided to do monkey soup.
Jesus christ.
Nathaniel Robinson
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Bentley Rivera
I took some pictures of it. Not sure if I should post em
Isaiah Gray
Post em i need new sauce for oc
Alexander Edwards
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Justin Foster
I'm white of the North
don't want to get gaslighted by these forum people
Jacob Ramirez
Yeah, gonna need some proof of that. I'd never heard of it before Sup Forums
Owen Wilson
U M A M A
Ethan Edwards
nigga, in what fucking state do you live?
Aiden Ward
DELICIA
Jaxson Hughes
exactly
Jonathan Murphy
Jesus!
Ketchup on the soup!? What kind of animal are you?
Blake Reyes
We'll stop making fun of your country if you do
Henry Jenkins
i hope you're larping
Oliver Davis
>this is what miscegenation does to your country
Michael Allen
hey that's what I could afford don't like it buy something for me
Sebastian Gray
if anything you will get gaslighted for claiming to have monkey soup without providing pictures
Jace Powell
>this thread
Elijah Carter
Hope you're next on the menu you disgusting nigger scum
Kevin Campbell
lmao
Jaxon Roberts
What the fuck are memes anymore Are memes a fucking art form now
Nathan Gray
I never understood that picture, the other pics with monkeys or whatever aren't even close to what he's eating. You can't even seen anything like that in his bowl.
Ive read an interview with guy who was in FFL and trained for jungle warfare. Said that rule number one was never eat monkeys. they are full of diseases and parasites
Juan Reed
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Xavier Sanders
We don't eat jungle monkeys. We buy them properly.
Jose White
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Dylan Davis
D E L I C I A E L I C I A
Alexander Gonzalez
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Jacob Gomez
UMA
Sebastian Cook
So youre way poorer than even us. Lol
Jaxson Moore
>I put some ketchup also to go with the soup.
This is more disgusting than eating the actual monkey. Ketchup is the nastiest shit man ever created.
Caleb Campbell
and where does them the shop keeper get them?
Landon Diaz
>implying there can be a proper way to eat your nephews
Hudson Sanders
This is sum next level hue hue'ing. Australia and Canada need to step the fuck up.
Lucas Martinez
His wife gives birth to them probably
Samuel Ward
Ketchup isn't that gross Putting it on a monkeys fucking skull and gnawing at it is fucking disgusting though
Jose Watson
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Mason Brooks
I would give it a try tbqh A monkey is an animal like any other
Jose Lee
>Putting it on a monkeys fucking skull and gnawing at it is fucking disgusting though
Brazilian culture is pretty crazy.
Gabriel Sanchez
>ketchup worst part about this desu
Adam Martin
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Landon Williams
No this is.
Gabriel Reyes
wtf i hate brazil even more now
Chase Lee
OOGA BAGA GIVE NAME
Elijah Ramirez
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Landon Gonzalez
My fellow white brothers.
Christian Howard
kuruminha
Parker Morgan
He is white
Leo Cooper
>that is white in brasil Can someone just nuke you niggers already
Anthony Myers
this is whiter than most southerns
Dominic Torres
paulbonjour pls go
James Smith
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Michael Morgan
Thanks laddie Here have a merchant
Ian Price
?????????? the guy is not black nor mulatto he is white
Gabriel Ramirez
That's white by American standards kek.
Jace Butler
>niggers eating monkeys Almost qualifies as cannibalism, but not quite since that word assumes that there are humans involved
Julian Evans
there's been a new food invented called the bean, apparantly the bean is cheap and widely available. it can be dried and sits on a shelf for years without going bad. combined with another cheap food just invented, called rice, it forms a complete protein.
now you don't have to eat an entire monkey just thrown into a pot looking horrifying and disgusting and probably unclean.
look at me, i just saved brazil. i did good today. i can't believe they didn't even know about beans and rice lol wow
Thomas Rivera
You realize we don't eat monkeys for a various amont of good reasons, right retard ? Enjoy that prion.
Jason Young
he seems to be native american
Austin Wood
>rice and beans the fuck is this chink beaner fag shit, monkey is way better
Aaron Bell
RETARD OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO FAGGOT ILLEGAL CHINK
Nicholas Hall
>this is what eating monkeys does to you
Hudson Morris
wtf this thread.
Jonathan Hill
ChinkCannibal.jpg
Hunter Gray
You do know that Ebola spread in Africa through eating infected monkeys, rrr-right?
Bentley Brooks
R-right.
Justin Johnson
Are you looking at the same niggernose shitskin with black hair, dark eyes and other monkey features I am?
The guy makes obama look white
Cooper Brown
They say armadillo meat is uma delícia. I worked with a guy whose family had lived in America some years, and he told once his grandma saw an armadillo there, killed it and made the meat without anyone know it. When she told which meat it was his son (my friend's father) was horryfied... That she could have been arrested for that, as armadillo is protected there. PS: did you try capybara? Nham nham!
Thomas Howard
i want to ask people from brazil:how is the situation in brazil?i think in south america there is zika virus pandemic
Jordan Price
what is this app and how do i get ahold of crimson soul?
Isaac Howard
2 years late friendo
Isaiah Gomez
>cleaner version of local common mice
Carson Lewis
He's obviously a mestizo shitskin. Mestizos are not white.
Leo Hall
Shitskin? That is very offensive man this is a civic nationalist board.
Levi Carter
me, too
Bentley Richardson
How do you not invent a seesaw powered mosquito killing fan machine if you lived in that? You could probably fertilize thousands of acres of land for farming with their carcasses.
Eli Cooper
Actually the easiest and safest protein source in the jungle is firefly maggots
Caleb Peterson
>It tastes like a tranny chicken Someone please explain im confused
Oliver James
UMA M A
Andrew Morris
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Camden Myers
U M A M A
Jaxon Lee
COПA ДE MAКAКУ
УMA ДEЛИCИA
Joseph Torres
kek
James Robinson
>in the jungle >firefly maggots
user your not doing yourself any favors convincing us you arent a 3rd world country. Its obvious you aren't going to post pics as you realize we think eating a animal so close to our genetic line is dangerous because pathogens can be transferred this way.
Thanks for making a new aids. Hope your country dies before it infects any other.
Landon Barnes
> ДEЛИCИA >C disappoint.
Blake Russell
The closest to us in the evolution the worst is. Also, avoid canivores becuase of leishmaniasis other than that, it's ok. Have you tried this? You should.
