ITS OFFICIAL, PLASTIC BOTTLES WILL NO LONGER EXIST SOON

Scientist find way to waterbend H20 in storable balls

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>still needs packaging
>edible so needs to be sanitary
>the old, why don't they make the food wrappers out of food?

We already have an environmentally friendly alternative to plastic bottles, it's called having your own water bottle.

Wow just like ice cubes

Tell that to fucking burgers that cannot handle tap water and have to buy packs of (((bottled water))) to do anything.

nah won't happen anytime soon. Speres are terrible for storing in terms of volume efficiency. Also, there's no way to close the package of water once it's open. So it's got a long ways before it's usable

what a refreshing, gay idea

What's gay about sucking liquid from a sack?

ice?

this was on shark tank
they laughed it off too

>Put it in the store.
>Still needs packaging.
>Could just use water bottles instead.

admittedly, agreed. though i want to say, i only have multiple 24pack cases of water because im scared of The Happening

>drinking tap water

>be office worker
>buy one of those new tangled water balls
>place on desk, allowing it to absorb all of the dust and who knows what germs have been on there for months
>get thirsty
>decide to take a drink
>pick it up
>water is looking sort of dark but whatever
>take a nice sip
>accidentally drop it
>water goes everywhere
>computer short circuits
>important company data is loss
>boss make you work overtime no pay
>get home
>feel sick
>start vomiting from all the shit that was in your water from your dirty desk
>have to take a week off
>spend all of your vacation days vomiting at home
>never buy water spheres again
This is a Exaggerated scenario but so much shit can go wrong when you have a easily interfering source of liquid

>not buying a water filter from your favourite conspiracy theorist

>be this American
>don't drink tap water
>buy water bottles
>enjoy corporate re branded tap water, but covered in BPA from the plastic

>waterbend
what kind of nonsense made-up gibberish is this, i bet it's from anime

ice cubes aren't drinkable

Why not store water in cloth? Whenever you're thirsty you give a good squish and there you go. You could even put the wet cloth in your pocket.

>not having a well

>not having pure, clean reverse-osmosis filtered water from your own well uncontaminated by jewish fluoride

I live in Florida. The tap water here smells like fucking sulfur. Damn right I'm drinking bottled water.

>drink water beforehand
>store it inside of you

>scientists found a way to store water without packaging
Why? It just sounds like they found a way of storing water more inconveniently

>go to a convenience store water bubble isle
>bubbles are covered and dust, dirt, flies, and grease
Thanks

Same here. I live in LA and the tap water smells like chloride and tastes like flouride. Not drinking that shit. Also our sewage system is like a 100 years old. We have water main breaks every month or so. All that shit is gonna end up in the water.

>needing water
Pleb

Nigger what

I get reverse osmosis water that's locally sources and has added electrolytes without any of the jewish chemicals for $0.60 a gallon.

I got an idea, shape one into a dildo and shove it up your ass for enema?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c

>Jewish digits

this is soooo oooold
vsauce2 made a video on this like 4 years ago and apparently they taste like shit. So no, water bottles are staying you fag. Tell me the logistics behind your statement - you have none.

Or you could have several slaves carrying water in their hands follow you around at all times.

That would be the most economic.

based

Has nobody heard of water filters and reusable bottles??????

>have to carry around a dozen balls instead of a single plastic container
>can't even refill them so you need to actually carry a few dozen more as well
>if they move around a bit they'll just pop

Then you'd have to pay for some means to ensure they stay clean. I'm not going to lap water out of some honeypot of STDs.

Yeah you can taste the estrogen and flouride.

not with that attitude they aren't. you just have to think of water as liquid ice and it becomes easy.

you practically admit to be living in a 3rd. world country.

holy shit.

that's true. Hmm, but maybe they can wear sterilized gloves.

Have any of the usual suspects been spotted shilling this stupid shit yet?

>he doesnt know the packaging will also be made out of water

You fucking idiot. That's why you take the water from the slave hands and give yourself an enema with it. Your colon can absorb the water without making you sick. VERY economical, slave ass water™

Hey I have been to Denmark. It's beautiful. Also you're women are hot. Hopefully you won't commit suicide like Sweden.

that is also a possibility I like you style. Keep thinking outside the box.

No plastic bottles? But how will I get my xenoestrogens?

....water that can be touched by outside things.... like dust, dirt, germs...think about who stocks shelves, plebs and nigs...

put them in biodegradable cardboard like eggs nigga

>Not using Alex Jones patented Pro Pur™ Gravity Water Filtration System™
It's like you want to be gay or something.

thanks brah, and no worries.. we're doing ok, Sweden will get it's shit together too eventually, it's not half as bad there as the memes would tell. I go there from time to time, and yeah.. some of the inner cities have their shit to deal with but they'll manage.

Got the idea from watching a stranded at sea show. These people were out there for some ungodly amount of time and were dehydrating to death. They ended up catching a sea turtle, draining it's blood, and injecting the blood into their asses for liquid. Really activated my anus glands

If the hormones and fluoride aren't enough you should see the biofilm inside a city waterpipe.

...

nice. this information shall come in handy during the next zombie apocalypse

That video cockblocked my Sup Forums-card 6 years ago.

Definitely worth posting on her facebook though

>ice cubes aren't drinkable

Your ice cubes are too fucking big.

>waterbend

eat shit

...

I don't want to chug chlorine. I use well water and fill my own gallon jug every morning. Most people I know use their own water bottles also, starbucks clear cup, or something. China does most of the plastic polluting .

who are u and what are u doing here

>can bend water in any shape
>cant stop hurricane flooding by bending water
Deep state controlled hurricanes confirmed

>drinking the bottled water jew
buy a reverse osmosis water filter instead

Hopefully no fucking xenoestrogens this time

Think of the myriad ways this will impact our political landscape!

And what do they ship it to stores in? Plastic? Cardboard? I gotta pop 50 water balls in my fucking mouth at work as a laborer?

.. or push for clean tap water, like we have here in the civilized world.

>Florida
>tap water smells like sulphur

Hillary's been pissing in it, she's a demon and shit or so I heard from Alex.

>video has generic upbeat music with claps and whistles which you've heard 102983019283 times or something VERY similar

God I hate that music

No one wants to eat the wrapper on anything, all that bacteria, yuck.

waste of digits for facebook-tier grandpa meme shit

>added electrolytes
>not putting the table salt in yourself
>actually paying $0.60/Gal for water

Shygddt

regardless of this, we need to get rid of toxic plastic packaging all together.
all those xenoestrogens probably have a hand in this whole tranny mess.

This a million times. It's elevator music for the 2010s.
Do a video search for "happy upbeat background music" or "happy ukulele music", look at any of the 100s of videos and be appalled at how many youtube commenters actually like this fucking sappy sentimental upbeat clappy garbage.

the water balls will be kept in water boxes, you use the clean water balls and throw away the boxes into the nearest river you see

>A sphere
>the most space-inefficient shape possible

(((Who))) could be behind this?

I miss when they had enya in commercials.

ITT bottled water is great goys, water filters are expensive on the other hand

Sphere water?
I like a decagon water

You would know. i only drink bottled water in your country and absolutely refuse to step in that stinking "holy" river

>Scientist find way to waterbend H20 in storable balls
the fuck nigger

you just put water around that water but don't drink the wrapping water

Implying the casing is not made of soy more than its made of seaweed.

Brilliant!

Finally. Now I can carry around liquid refreshments without feeling like a tool. THANKS SCIENCE!!!!

I tried this once and guess what. It tastes like fucking cardboard.

(((water you can eat)))

They never give up do they? They never stop and they never sleep.

>still needs packaging

But a lot less... come on buddy.

It's an algae you lying fuck.

>isn't refillable
dropped, oh wait I can't because it will bounce away

> :O

You should look up how they filled bottled water here a true libertarian utopia, kek

Does this remind anyone else of ovipositorfags?

muh superpower by 2020 hahaha. So when are you getting out?

table salt?! you mean sea salt, you can also buy minerals to add to filtered water.

How much will it cost?

>Wanting to do anything that potentially allows niggers and poor people to live longer off the teat of the system.

Oh Europe let me teach you the ways of a successful multicultural society. Segregate. Defund social systems. Make entrance based on merit to the best of your abilities. Divide labor along class lines. Set class as close to racial lines as possible. Allow violence from the already violent minorities to go unpunished to further encourage segregation.

What happens if i put 5 of these into my pussy?