>6' 8" >tries to hide in curtains to avoid Trump's gaze
Joseph Lee
President Donald J. Trump
>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind. >he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home. >he won a golf tournament with a single stroke. >he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases. >he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk. >he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still. >he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari. >he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom. >his online shitposting directs the course of human history. >he sells rice to the Chinese. >when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way. >eating fast food makes him healthier. >at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger. >when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness. >he made employee of the month after his job interview. >he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation. >he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed. >the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess. >he won a fire-fight against 30 elite commandoes using the musket given to him by the NRA.
>BOOM! Sheriff David Clarke Set to Join the Trump Administration
>It’s unclear what job Clarke will take in the administration
What positions are open?
Blake Morgan
>Texas born and raised >too far to the West to ever see a drop of rain >even Central Texas laughs at us
Leo Nguyen
Tr..Trump is a billionaire and he only donated $1 million to hurricane Harvey relief. I..I..Cruz Missile
Mason Long
Antifa started nogging out so armed the police with military surplus and hired sheriff Clarke. In the last week all the media and left establishment disavowed.
Trump's strat on dealing with antifa worked.
Jace Miller
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Jeremiah Adams
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Kayden Hall
>tfw no styx gf
Jonathan Kelly
>Trump hasnt done anything >done absolutely nothing Trump btfo Guess this is it guys.
Juan Diaz
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Andrew Adams
>Fire & Fury
Thomas Edwards
how about 47?
Josiah Walker
Muh dik
Samuel Wood
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Isaiah Jackson
AND FUCK YOU TOO, OBAMA
Jace Jones
AWOO~
Eli Harris
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James Stewart
time to impeach
since he's done nothing our new legitimate and Democratic president won't have to fix much
Do Europeans even have trucks with tires larger than cars? Will they ever know this feeling?
Mason Fisher
WHAT DID GERALDO MEAN BY THIS
Luke Walker
They're all banned
Robert Brooks
Can Americans even go faster than 80mph? Will they ever know this feeling?
Grayson Hernandez
>Russian Energy Unaffected By U.S. Sanctions
>President Trump signed an array of sanctions against Russia, Venezuela, and North Korea, with those against Russia specifically targeting the country’s energy industry. The idea of sanctions, theoretically, is to pressure a government into changing its behavior. In reality, U.S. sanctions on Russia do not seem to be having the desired effect, and it’s business as usual for Russian oil and gas, according to a Reuters report citing a number of local industry insiders.
Aussies and Cancucks take lessons from Trump in how to baitpost professionally.
Leo Watson
>Whiny High pitch engines >puny cars
I don't need that feel.
John Price
>tfw Trump's phone auto-corrects "heal" to "heel" because he's got a foot fetish and Melania obliges by sending sexy shoe snaps while he's attending important meetings
Jeremiah Ross
>US man gets 2 years in prison for aiding Chinese nuclear energy program
>A man was sentenced to two years in prison for soliciting help from within the US to support nuclear energy in China, the Justice Department announced Thursday. >The department said 66-year-old Taiwanese-American Szuhsiung "Allen" Ho received two years in prison followed by one year of supervised release and a $20,000 fine for his violation of the Atomic Energy Act. >"Today, Allen Ho is being held accountable for enlisting US-based nuclear experts to provide assistance in developing and producing special nuclear material in China for a Chinese state-owned nuclear power company," acting Assistant Attorney General Dana Boente sad in the statement.
Why only two years? Have Gronk administration gotten soft on the chinks?
Easton Barnes
What is going on with Trump and the word "heel"?
I was just last week he sent out three tweets with the word "heel", and then had to delete the tweet and write "heal" instead.
Now he is back at it. Someone tell that man that "Texas is healing", not "heeling".
Wyatt Ross
If you have any heart you'll feel bad about this!
Josiah Lee
will republicans get the black male vote? it is creeping along ever so slowly, maybe enough of global white social media has reconditioned them
Ryan Morgan
Wow
James Anderson
>Antifa labeled as a terrorist organization by the FBI
Adrian Bell
See, we don't need tractor tires either, we got paved roads.
Charles Russell
Fuck you to the San Francisco police department Fuck you to the Marin County Sheriff department Fuck you to the F.B.I Fuck you to the C.I.A Fuck you to the T-r-u-m-p Fuck you to the America Fuck you to all you redneck prejudice mother fuckers And fuck you Fuck y'all Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards
Caleb Johnson
Nice
Leo Edwards
It looks like that noggin' doesn't do much joggin'
Gavin Ross
Most chicks I know who are 20 years younger don't look as good as Pam. UGH she's sexy
Josiah Hernandez
IMPEECH
Brandon Barnes
I think this might help people understand what you were trying to convey more easily.
Jason Kelly
Absolute madman. He gives 0 fucks. Truly a king among men.
Ethan Torres
Boy this isn't seditious at all
Logan Williams
Secretary of Scum Elimination
Dominic Lee
This was when she told me she wanted to meet my parents.
Benjamin Robinson
The Simpsons has been shit for almost 2 decades now
Landon Martin
Remember when israeli spies were just shot? God I miss the 50s
Hudson Gonzalez
Inpeach
Ian Price
>ID There's 2mo ""mistakes"" in that post
Nolan White
disbled neet paki lul
wonder how much money he gets every month SEND EM BACK
Nathaniel Taylor
It'd be a real shame if people started reporting their friends on social media who've expressed sympathy for Antifa's past activities. A real damn shame....
Lincoln Barnes
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Ayden Clark
>Boy this isn't sneeditious at all
/t. v/
Dominic Phillips
> to heel, verb: to supply especially with money or information
he might be happy about the amount of help Texas is getting from FEMA
Michael Taylor
This is clearly an oppressive act being committed by the bigot in chief. Who the hell wouldn't support ANTI FASCISTS? Fascists, that's who.
Cameron Richardson
thats funny
Matthew Phillips
The best part about this is that some of it is true, we really do send rice to china now
Parker Barnes
He's not wrong
Jackson Price
>id: Cow
Caleb Perez
Thom Tillis, a Senator from North Carolina, is trying to give amnesty to DREAMERS through a bill he is proposing . We have to stop him.
Ayden Russell
They're never gonna understand, are they?
Joseph James
>as violent as possible >free speech Kek
Easton Russell
They all float down here.
Beep, beep, Georgie.
Luis Ortiz
Literally 34d inter-dimensional pazaak, this is undoubtedly a response to the fucking media spam about 1st ladys choice of footwear
>tfw too intelligent to see when The President is mocking us all for our bullshit about his wife's shoes.
Joseph Nelson
Oh they're trying so hard to restart the russia shit with more underlings mentioning russia and nothing coming of it
William Barnes
"faithful"
Justin Long
It's very good user
Oliver Sanchez
Can you imagine?
Thomas Hernandez
Unlike the Jews I think Antifa actually would've been holocausted
Connor Johnson
Now THAT sounds like a good time
Anthony Sullivan
August Jobs numbers in 20 minutes
Parker Rodriguez
They had them. They was called BOLSHEVIKS
Cameron Morris
>y-you guys are the ones doing the ethnic cleansing and it's bad >LOL BYE BYE WHITEY WE BROWN COUNTRY SOON they deserve everything they get coming their way
Austin Ward
I got an idea. Let's all dress up in green kekistani costumes, call ourselves AntiPed (anti-pedophiles) and go around beating all the fags, trips, traps, trannies bloody. Anyone who doesn't agree with us IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE
Ayden Johnson
There was an antifa in Germany in the 20s and 30s. Antifa is actually named after it.
Jonathan Cook
But they did.
Blake Barnes
>I drive a hybrid, eat vegetarian but am not doing enough to combat climate change
>I fancy myself an environmentalist. I recycle, backyard compost, have rooftop solar, rarely use AC, drive a hybrid, don’t have a lawn and eat vegetarian. Yet, I am as responsible for climate change as the next guy. >Doing those things makes me feel good about myself, but it doesn’t move the world closer to solving the climate crisis. My journey to this conclusion began by looking into my personal carbon footprint. >The U.S. EPA’s carbon footprint calculator, for example, looks at three sources of greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions: home utilities, vehicle fuel efficiency and waste generation. In these areas, my carbon footprint is roughly half that of other people living in my ZIP Code >My feel-good actions to decrease my carbon footprint don’t amount to a drop in the bucket. Solving the climate crisis is going to require either wholesale chucking of the American lifestyle or a nationwide collective shift from a fossil fuel to a sustainable energy economy, the only realistic remedy.
I want Clarke to lead a special horse-mounted squad outfitted with sabers that will be deployed during riots.
Ethan Cox
We had something like Antifa in the 1938 and the only thing they did was killing prisoners of the other side or civilians who held non-left wing views because of >muh reactionaries Fuck this people, they know nothing.
Oliver Cox
Imagine being THIS oblivious
Colton Stewart
i can start my day happy now knowing that this exists.
