It's commonly known that Wittgenstein and Hitler attended the same high school.
What isn't commonly known is that the Chad Ludwig bullied the Beta Adolf:
On starting at the Realschule, Wittgenstein had been moved forward a year.[55] Historian Brigitte Hamann writes that he stood out from the other boys: he spoke an unusually pure form of High German, dressed elegantly, and was callous and unsociable.[56] In a contemporary journal entry, Wittgenstein wrote: "The other boys dress like disgusting brutes. Yesterday Adolf asked my opinion of his painting. After looking at it for one second, I took the paper into my hands, crumbled it into a ball, and threw it at his face." In a later entry Wittgenstein describes a second incident with Hitler in the gymnasium locker room: "Pussy Junge's [Wittgenstein's nickname for Hitler] penis and testicles are so minuscule that it fills my heart with laughter. All of the other boys are able to achieve full erections but Adolf stands in the corner alone with his flaccid, infantile penis in his hand."[57]
Evan Ross
Wittgenstein? Is that a Jewish name? All trying to bignote themselves at the expense of Adolf. May they perish in hell and their descendants burn.
Jayden Hughes
Spaß muss sein, sprach Wittgenstein...
Christian Gray
hitler had a babydick
drumpf has a babydick
hmmmm...
Adrian Lee
So they were all faggots?
Christopher Baker
And look where the 'muh dick' argument got him
Kayden Stewart
Sounds legit.
James Jones
Nice fanfic. I laffed.
Leo Davis
Trump is well endowed according to his ex-wife
Easton Phillips
>incident with Hitler in the gymnasium locker room >All of the other boys are able to achieve full erections but Adolf stands in the corner alone with his flaccid, infantile penis in his hand. So he was not a faggot.
Lucas Morales
well Brump is literally Hitler
Daniel Jenkins
>Pussy Junge's [Wittgenstein's nickname for Hitler] What did Wittgenstein mean by this?
Krauts?
Logan Stewart
>The virgin nazi vs the chad Jew
Matthew Cooper
>All the other boys were able to achieve erections What were all those boys doing that this little prick noticed they could all get erections? Good on you Adolf, I knew you weren't a fucking faggot. Also: >Wittgenstein I know that normal Germans have these names too but I mean... what are the (((chances)))?
Jaxson Myers
So all the little Kraut boys stand around in the locker room with full on hard dicks, and call Adolf a faggot for NOT having a hard on? What a bunch of little faggots.
James Price
this Hillary voters on suicide watch!
Ryan Fisher
That's all I got from it, too.
Joshua Anderson
Some things never change
Ayden Mitchell
Wittgenstein is an incredibly based philosopher, he is one of the few modern philosophers to take it back to its greek roots, where it actually fucking matters and has a point as opposed to beta spinsters who enjoy fantasy crap.
Alexander James
Junge is German for boy, 'pussy' doesn't exist. Source is fake, dude is larping.
Tyler Harris
Wittgenstein is a jewish-Austrian family, so you're not wrong
Kayden Fisher
MUH DIKKKKKK
Adam Hill
>jewish propaganda sage
Christian Phillips
Why are kikes and dindu's obsessed with dicks?
Jason Robinson
Yeah, right? He's laughing at the straight kid for not getting a hard-on to naked boys. If I were in that situation, my pecker would retract inward in disgust too.
William Gray
>haha adolf can't get an erection by looking at other boys' erect dicks what a fag Didn't really think this one through huh.
Christian Campbell
If you are dumb enough to believe this you should be gassed. Its true that they probably went to the same school, but supposedly all their interactions amounted to was Hitler shouting 'saujude' (pig-Jew) at Wittgenstein or something. Don't be so fucking gullible lads.
Joseph Diaz
>Hitler shouting 'saujude' (pig-Jew) at Wittgenstein or something.
Did Hitler actually hate Jews from a young age? I thought it was only after WW1.
Luis Nelson
Yeah, this is pure bullshit
Nicholas Allen
"Written after the war."
Just another virtue signalling hit-job.
Thomas Lewis
Wittgenstein is a mega chad, just read his shit.
Man if I wasnt on a phone, this would make a killer "chad philosopher, virgin fuhrer" comic.
Jose Morales
Every time.
Henry Jenkins
And how many of WittgenSTEIN's kin has died, partly because the "muh dik" argument?