Sopa de macaco is actually pretty gud

It really is delicious.
Yesterday I had nothing to do so I decided to give sopa de macaco a try.

I realized I was running out of money and had to eat something other than Preá (cleaner version of local common mice) so I decided to do monkey soup.

Of course what I was expecting was much worse than the reality.

When Bettynho made his monkey soup he did it wrong because he didn't take the head off and put it along the soup (which is disgusting, their heads smell bad).

Better than I expected. I put some ketchup also to go with the soup. It tastes like a tranny chicken or something like that, breddy gud.

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sry, I'm not poor enough to have such bad taste

Oh look it's this thread again

how did they kill the monkey?

You make me sick, huemonkey.

well groomed monkey raised to be sopa

monkey died naturally of GRIDS

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Boiling it alive

Chink style, eh?

How does it feel to be a cannibal?

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>I put some ketchup to go with the soup
What the fuck you monkey that's not funny

monkeys =/= apes.
it would be cannibalism if it was primate meat, since humans are primates.
but humans are not monkeys.

remember:
has a tail = is a monkey
no tail = is an ape / is a primate

check your boipucci. does it have a tail attached? probably not.
lern 2 biology.

died of SAIDS,malaria, and ebola all at once

By fucking it in the ass, it later dies of poisoning from brazillian cum.

Ayy lmao

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cannibalism is only own-species, so human meat only. Also, monkeys are primates. Primates is an order that includes monkeys, lemurs, gibbons, great apes, etc

It was a joke about Brazilians being monkeys, like hue hue, you know. Oh wait you don't, you're German.

>ketchup in soup

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>ketchup ever

>Maldraw

Enjoy aids faggot

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i´d never eat a monkey or primate of any size , unless my life depended on it - the thought of it alone disgusts me.

they´re all our far far far far distant relatives as ayylmaos.

This is how AIDS came into existence

Fucking niggers, my hate for them grows consistently with the passing of each day.

>From the creators of POO IN LOO

MONKEY IN THE SOUP

>high class

uma delicia indeed

Look delicious, no doubt.

SOMEONE POST IT

Who is this character?

As tender as meat can get.
How can all these people be this assblasted about such a flavorful delicacy.

>Oh no our meat is so clean and well-processed that you can eat it raw without any risk of infection or parasites

>not makig sopa with other animals meat besides monkey
>not enjoying the taste of dog meat,chicken meat and monkey meat mixed together

I've tried sopa de perro it was pretty good desu senpai

>I've tried sopa de perro

Of course you did, you are chinese

Why are these spics so jealous?

Lol the memes are transcendental.

>It tastes like a tranny chicken

Because you're eating a fucking primate. Fuckers like you are why we have aids, you subhuman piece of shit.

Then again, you Amazon spearchucking savages eat one another, so I guess this seems perfectly normal to you 75iq peasants.

>maldraw
you would think he would feel some kind of solidarity for his fellow disgusting little monkeys who would have more value to the world boiled in a bowl of soup than alive and drawing shitty comics

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its really good

top kek

>PURGE
As if you don't belong to this country that eats balut, dogs, chicken intestine and blood.
Not to mention the bugs that are edible too.

>eating monkey soup with ketchup

youre fucking stupid if youre eating ketchup0 and soup together but with an actul, whole boiled monkey? holy fuck that's nasty. I'm fucking baffled that this is a staple meal for you savages

CHANG GTFO CANADA

>Phillies think they have any right to talk shit about us.

this is a healthy and cultural meal
you americans would never make something delicious as sopa with ketchup 2bh

>tranny chicken

Oh Brazil...

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Hol up hue, there's a new soup in town

Did you learn nothing during colonization?

So I guess Brazilians are Cannibals.

I'm gonna vomit.

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eating pitbull is dangerous, that animal is retardad

>portugal colonization

fucking Koreans

eating monkeys is a fart joke here, that and badgers
>sprooooooooit
>God damnit Olav, have you been eating monkeys now?
>FFS! Stop it or I will take you to the hospital and have them sow your asshole shut

Holy fuck
Literally nightmare fuel

This is cultural appropriation

This shit looks atrocious. I think this is a new crime against humanity right there.

>not having the GOAT sopa, sopa de negro

Sad!

Oh Hueland...

God forgive me but I laughed my ass off

>QUEDO DELICIOSO

>maldraw

>nigger calling another nigger.

Help me with this pickle Sup Forums

I eat chicken beef and mutton (rarely) but every time I see "exotic" meats I feel like going vegan. For instance if I see chink shows on travel channel with skinned geese, ducks or uma delicia & pork heads, I feel pity for all animals and think why im not biased towards chicken and beef like that? Tldr i want to vegan but also want to continue eating steak and tendies wat do

Guys, it has been a long time that a meme has made me laugh this much, my sides instantly ignite at any mention of "Sopa de Macaco" followed by "UMAAAA"

fucking hues what's wrong with you

That looks a lot like the sopa de perro I tried earlier, what kind of meat is that?

SOPA DE PERRO

>Mexico

The best part is now random monkey videos on youtube have "UMA" as a comment. I fucking lose it everytime

>sopa de negro
wow only 8am and i've had enough internet for the day.

youre clearly not eating enough soy in your diet you faggot, up your estrogen levels

Did you at least give it a courtesy fuck before killing it?

When sopa de negro is on the menu you know civilization has collapsed. Its the only meat more dangerous than monkey meat.

>correction: its the most dangerous of the monkey meats

Pretty sure they are allowed to blow their dogs but not the other way around; kek

why is the monkey cheap?

honestly i would have thought they would be difficult to get, more expensive than stuff like chicken or pork

here, people eat dog but its expensive because there are no virtually no dog farms, 90% of the dogs sold and eaten are stolen from homes

are monkeys very easy to come by there?

cannibalism is bad m'kay

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Fucking kek

Monkeys are pretty abundant and healthy cuisine.
You can get them anywhere, there's no dense jungle here to get the monkeys sick so basically anyone can get or buy cheap.

i hate brazil so much holy shit

i wish i had a army just to march north and destroy them

fuck you,brazil!!!

Why boludo?
We love you, come taste sopa de macaco

they are everywhere,these fuckers sometimes even invade our houses
just throw rocks at them or slap them really hard with a flip-flop

Because Sup Forums really needed THIS copypasta thread for the 100th fucking time...

at least they are whites, unlike you

>implying it wasn't created by jews