What country is your country's best friend?

What country is your country's best friend?

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Israel is best-friend to everyone

romania

It can blackmail undet the table

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if you have money that is..

>tfw NI
>tfw nobody's best friend, not even our own
Feels right.

nihon

Portugal.

UK on suicide watch

hungary (hungarian user made this pic)

I am probably going to say either the US, France or the Netherlands for Britain

Probs murica or russia, due to the former long-lasting alliances.

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I don't think Catalonia has any friends, anyone? :[

this

Poland.

We don't have a best friend, we only have a few brothers, a crippled ex-wife and a couple of semi-retarded children

You're my friend spanish bro :)

any that doesn't celebrate our impending extinction
portugal pretty much

No one, the way it should always have been.

*Looks at Basque in hope*

New Zealand

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Although you do take our horrible tourists every summer so deserve some credit for that. I guess give us a call if you need any help moving shit after your breakup in October.

probably no one.
we aòways tried to do our thing but other western powers always stopped us :(

japan

Same here.

Laos

Portugal.

Nope, our back looks like emmental cheese because of their backstabbings

>Implying

what does indonesia have to do with hungary?

aww euro-nigger rape babies getting along

we are both asian, duh

Idk

lol

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Literally all of south america hates us.

spain is whiter than you

UK because of historic reasons.

Norway because of the codfish.

dawla islamiyah

:DDD

total bs. we are sending massive aid (doctors field hospitals and food) compare to our size to dirt poor third world countries like nepal and countries in africa after natural disasters

Fucking yoruguas

i like spain, portugal and greece
dislike german, swiss, france
neutral about brits, norcucks and all the slavs

Hungary bros

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Estonia

Poland has empanadas? Wtf?.

it's pierogi mate

No one

Despite how Duterte goes on trashing the US, the Philippines is ever reliant on the US for aid and defense via visiting forces.
Not to mention how everyone with any money to spare being hyper US-product consumers ranging from simply using Twitter and Facebook, to Apple products.

>Coming form a country of Lord Palmerston
Britain truly has fallen

We will always have Andorra.

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Oh that might actually be one, do they like us?

New Zealand

Oh its like a raviol ? I thought Argentina copied Poland and you were the ancestral empanada makers that the legends talk about

UK, wait what?

Not so fast...

Uruguay. But i'm just not sure anymore.

yeah it's something like ravioli but bigger and better

UAE, Kuwait

you know

Portugal or Nepal but only for the Gurkha's

Go home nigger! This is not your durumliszt.

anglo>portuguese

can someone explain the "greatest ally" meme to me between poortugal and britbongistan?

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I like you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

the eternal anglo shit is not a meme, fuck britbongistan, fuck them all. Google munich agreement, yes I mad cyka

this kind of recipe is common in europe

history.blog.gov.uk/2016/05/09/historys-unparalleled-alliance-the-anglo-portuguese-treaty-of-windsor-9th-may-1386/

>History’s Unparalleled Alliance: the Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of Windsor, 9th May 1386

France

tfw all your allies betrayed you or are retarded

Europe is our biggest enemy. We have no enemies except Europe.

Israel has no true friends or allies. They only have nations they manipulate.

Turkey :^)

lol'd

Australia. If that country ever got invaded I would take up arms 100%.

You have no friends now that whites aren't running South Africa

Brazil no doubt

mfw

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tfw no friends :(

Nobody

True. Thank you master.

>do they like us?
Of course, they're catalans as much as we are.

Haven't been there for a long time but all I've readed is they are spanish puppets

Because israel is made up of people that have come from everywhere. Except africa and east asia until modern times. Then they get there and the level of hotness raises a bit they become israeli tier. The women transform and become something else. Its like going to heaven. Not so bad for an ex russian colony. With russian colonialist elite and majority.

of course portugal

China. End of fucking story.

If non-Scandinavian countries, and historically;

Maybe Russia in a way really. Never been to war with Norway and pulled out of Norway voluntarily after WW2. Very cooperative in sharing the Northern territories for fishing/oil.

Right now? USA probably, in that we are their pet dog.

The beautiful country that our führer came from

Probably Angola.

Who the fuck needs friends? You all suck

argentina and rio grande del sur are part of uruguay.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Volunteer_Corps_(Winter_War)

"By the end of the war, the Volunteer Corps was composed of 8,260 Swedes, plus 725 Norwegians, and 600 Danes.[1] They demonstrated a strong Nordic unity that was symbolized in their "four brother hands" insignia which represented Finland, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark".

All Nordic countries :) but they hate us because of our traitor government. It's ok. I still love my Nordic brothers.

Historically we were not so good friends though because Swedish Empire ruled over Scandinavia and Binland...and today they all hate us. We don't have any best friends now, only enemies, both outside of the borders and within