GAY MAYOR BANS STRAIGHT PEOPLE

people.com/human-interest/elijah-daniel-mayor-hell-michigan-heterosexual-ban/

So how does it feel, heteros?

can we all agree virtue signalling will be the death of the world?

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Actually it's kind of pottery
>sodomite
>mayor of Hell

I wasn't going to that shit hole anyway.
Good luck with your niggers, faggot.

Only thing I can agree with virtue signaling is that it needs to be diversified.

>Goes to Hell.
>Doesn't do this in Gay, MI.

Fail.

Fun fact: I was part of the world's largest gathering of hearses in Hell about 5-6 years back. Made it into the Guinness Book of World Records.

>tries to ban normal people
>gets immediately overturned and nobody gives a shit

See, this is why fags are labelled as mentally ill degenerates.

>Hell
>Filled with gays

Perfect.

There's a really nice park and great perch fishing in Hell.

Queer nationalism has found its Israel. #GaysGoToHell

>So how does it feel, heteros?
Like that town is only going to exist for one generation.

>its a response to Trump muslims ban

but mmhh this would ban hetero muslims too

>mayor of Hell is a homo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa ahhh gold.

>ITT people only reading the headline
You can buy the mayorship of Hell for a day for like $1000 and you don't have any actual power.

Seems a little shortsighted, don't you think?
Ghost town when?

Let them. Put them all in one place, wait 80 years.

Underrated

/lgbtpol/ thread

He needs to ban Whites and Christians as well.

Michigan is now officially the Die Cis Scum State.

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>when you virtue signal so much you get burned by the light

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Last one

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"sorry cis scum, heteros don't get to go to hell!"
Can't make this shit up

>GAY MAYOR BANS STRAIGHT PEOPLE

HOT
O
T

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what's up gay people ending up completely conservative anyway?

>“Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell,” Daniel wrote in his mayoral proclamation, which he shared on Twitter. “Now the heterosexuals are trying to take that from us too.”
pretty good bants desu

Only gays go to hell

That's the joke

Brb, rounding up the militia posse and were about to save our state

I think they hate being associated with the other mentally defective lbtqap123+% people. Gays are arguably the closest to being "normal" out of all the other groups.

You guys realize anyone who pays $100 gets to be mayor for a day? The "town" if you can even call it that, is just a tourist trap.

yeah, that's what I gathered too. The ones I know became completely disillusioned with LGBT pride groups, and now they're stuck in between the absolute insanity of their own doing, and trying to appeal to the sensibilities of the normal families they snuffed. Mostly they just end up with other faggots because we don't take them back unless they are talking with crazy libs.

When the time comes the gays will be our allies

No... they won't. They let the wolves in in the first place.

>So how does it feel, heteros?
Feels good man.
I for one support strict segregation of heteros and homos.
We need more faggots like him.

“Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell,” Daniel wrote...

Faggot ends up mayor of hell, kek

Parents where right.

>death of the world
no, just white race, western civilization, and christianity

Does nobody ITT realize this was a joke in a literal tourist trap meme town with like 50 people

They'll fall in line desperate for fashy daddy cock

>Tries to shitpost in a community that has fuck all to do with the person he dislikes
>Gets impeached straight away

Spoiled child

Feels great, I think it's really progressive.

why

>A gay man protesting the ban of Muslims by banning heterosexuality

It's like pottery

jokes aside this is how Soros is planning to take over the US.. he has groups all over the US that help get Democrats into office of every seat of power, large or small, in every facet of society.

a faggot could soon be ruling over you before you know it.

Hearty kek

TONIGHT
WE YIFF IN HELL

>he already got impeached
even hell doesn't want faggots

degenerate furfag, Yiff in he-
well fuck

U S A YES

Y E S

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You'll line up to be hung like a fashy cock from a fucking noose you degenerate fag

>can we all agree virtue signalling will be the death of the world?

No. Laugh. It's hilarious. Most people are shit anyway, and that has never been different.