>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind. >he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home. >he won a golf tournament with a single stroke. >he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases. >he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk. >he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still. >he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari. >he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom. >his online shitposting directs the course of human history. >he sells rice to the Chinese. >when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way. >eating fast food makes him healthier. >at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger. >when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness. >he made employee of the month after his job interview. >he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation. >he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed. >the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess. >he won a fire-fight against 30 elite commandos using the musket given to him by the NRA.
Luis Allen
Sounds great.
Julian Smith
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Joshua Cook
Venezuela is an anomaly
Jeremiah Diaz
Thanks Obama?
Jacob Myers
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Aaron Thomas
awoo
Tyler Perry
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Ryan Baker
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Lucas Kelly
We... Can let this one stay right?
Dominic Myers
AWOOO
Isaac Sullivan
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Isaiah Long
Nope
Cooper Cox
Any updates in Melania-chic news?
Jaxon Parker
>weedersdigest.com/aquatic-weed-control/ It seems like you guys have some technologies for it, they don`t sell this sort of thing in my country and I think they`re too big to be sent through USPS. I want to take it all and put some fish that eat them so it keeps clean, the water is crystal clean but the fucking algae spoils the looks of it and might as well hold some snake or anything of the sort which would be bad if you wanted to swim at it.
Mason Nguyen
Oh, and i'm being deported.
Parker Roberts
It's amazing how 1913 is what set our degradation in motion.
Jonathan Kelly
No. It's got to go back.
Tyler Howard
Stop replying to ann coulter
Ryan Young
seriously why are illegals getting full rides to american colleges?
Hunter Cook
>openly states she's undocumented She can throw out every honor she's been given, she clearly lacks the wit.
Robert Sullivan
mfw light skinned hispanic trap
mfw cuddling with white bf
hows your day user?
Jaxson Morales
she'll be a typical spic in the end knocked up with 6 kids on welfare
Jose Allen
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Connor Powell
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Isaiah Torres
We need moar Greco/Roman depictions of Colombia.
Dominic Lewis
>All of that and never goes through the naturalization process She has to go back
Colton Baker
Anyone that unironically insults Ann for holding trump accountable is a shill/civicpede.
Jace Morales
She's visiting Texas and Louisiana with POTUS tomorrow.
Xavier Hernandez
They`re m-i-n-o-r-i-t-i-e-s therefore a priori they have more virtues than you, you racist born american. kek
>by claire bates wtf is this fanfiction or is this a neo nazi dyke?
Easton Hall
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Luke Carter
The whitest County in Mississippi (93.5%) (Tishomingo) has an overdose death rate of 36/100,000 and has saw 21/20,000 residents die off drug overdose in fiscal 2016 alone. 95% were white. 50% of people who OD in Mississippi are white and it has most of it counties still recording no overdoses.
Blake Rodriguez
This, she's an opportunist bitch.
Jack Morgan
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Michael Diaz
>seriously why are illegals getting full rides to american colleges? Because american colleges are run by leftists who hate white people and the entire foundation of the united states.
Landon Phillips
>illegal immigrant >non-criminal Every time
Adam Taylor
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Oliver Adams
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Zachary Ortiz
>civicpede
are you having a a stroke ?
Tyler Harris
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Logan Fisher
> accountable
That's a word that is usually brought to this place exclusively by the audience of a certain online newspaper. Interesting.
Ian Baker
Let's Roll
Joseph Howard
Fucking faggot
Hudson Ross
He died.
Jose Davis
What did he mean by this?
Austin Morgan
As great as god emperor is this pasta is getting stale
Carter Campbell
>Smart enough to stay >Not smart enough to become legal pick one
Zachary Green
As a curious side-note, sorry for being a bit off topic real quick: does Linux not treat character binary mappings the same as Windows? I tried to put an underscore as the first character of my Trump folder to bump it to the top thanks to underscores having a lesser binary value than "a" in Windows, and will throw it to the top in file sorting, but it didn't do shit on this new Jewbuntu install I have going.
Zachary Gonzalez
cheating the system. >illegitimate education awards, she probably cheated there too.
Bentley Adams
The tumor just got 10ft higher
John Thomas
Oh, well, there`s "neo-nazis" in Brazil that are brown so I guess that might happen. And the kids that made swastikas at class were mostly brown/nigger.
William Lee
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Liam Hall
>take assets >build wall
Benjamin Flores
Next this woman, how does this system work? They hoard up all the tax money thats why it's called federal. What work do they do themselves? Nothing! The goyim do the work for them! They make the goyim their slaves
Sure. It's a right. That doesn't mean free. If it did then where is my taxpayer funded gun?
Joshua Reyes
>she's a 53 year old woman >she's trapped herself in a rut where she's in a lust for walls and can't find time to find a husband so she can try to at least squeeze one kid out if she can If I tried to get her pregnant would she shut up?
Bentley Richardson
I'M A PIONEER I'M AN EXPLORER MY HEART'S BIG, IT'S GOT HOT BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH IT FAST I LIKE TO EAT I'M A HUMAN AND I'M COMING
Daniel Long
>being this fucking paranoid
Wew lad take your meds
Justin Torres
Nah, Fluffy got the ban earlier and he's too stupid to come back.
Kayden Jones
Ive never seen session so excited and happy, he's making jokes and rambling all over the place its beautiful
Nicholas Walker
"Mister President" >Get used to saying it now He will be the REAL God Emperor, his name will (((echo))) in eternity.
Jaxson Peterson
welcome to your first day on Sup Forums
Luis Jenkins
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Owen Lewis
What should the wall be called?
Daniel Baker
Reminder that Mike Pence has yet to comment on the Trap Question. So far he seems to only be against traditional homosexuality and homosexual practices. Don't stress lads, shagging cute blokes in dresses seems to still be totally kosher.
He died but unfortunately it was too late. I swear if he didn't get elected America would be 100% great. Trump would have probably ran on making America greater.
Isaac James
Oh no. How long until jewish organizations declare it a "nazi endeavour" and claim anti-semitism?
Anthony Nelson
Well, there is already a precedent to being married to a wall.
Ayden Walker
boys fucking boys in dresses is totally jewish degeneracy. >checks out
