Name a bigger rivalry between two nations than these

Name a bigger rivalry between two nations than these.
>protip: you can't

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Byzantine-Sansanian wars

Literally who?

USA v the world.

France a rival to GB ? You gotta be kidding me right ? We have beaten you in every war since time began and even 2 world wars for you. We also win in every sport despite the fact that your country is around 4 times the size ?

Argentina vs Brazil

Poos v Toilets

The US and Russia had a whole war named after their rivalry.

Germany vs Europe

Japan vs china

Byzantine empire vs sassanid empire.
So Eastern Roman Empire vs Persian Empire.
Series of war lasted from 285 till around 600.

>we won ww2
You mean the Russians/Americans, you did fucking nothing m8

They'd fuck us up in football now and for the last 20 years m8

North Korea vs the world.

You never fought though, it was a dick measuring contest.

low quality bait.

Anarcho-communism and logic.

Poland Russia
Poland Germany
Poland Jews

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LOL you were literally the same country at one point, way off

You've always been there France.

>obligatory pic related

Israel and palestine

This needs to be made into a comic book or something

Isra who?

I just know one nation in that territory and that's Palestine, it must be one of those famous jewish lies.

Sand nigger, look at a fucking map that wasnt forged by your shitty 3rd world government. Also quit hiding behind that larpers flag. We all know youre an ahmed.

north africa, normandy, air campaigns and spies. And you did even less than that.

love you phillipe.

in what language is your "country's" motto again ?

I want France to leave this fucking European Union just to continue this pic

we have a motto?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieu_et_mon_droit
learn about your own country fag

the banter between these two

Chill out jean claude.

>you did nothing
That's still ten times more than France

top tier banter jude

>tfw frexit didn't happen
>tfw ywn see the eternal Anglo-French alliance
On the bright side we're going down together as brothers-in-cuck

>tfw England and France could have been one country but the useless French threw it all away in favour of a degenerate "republican" trash caliphate.

Henry V is the rightful King of France.

Anglo-Franco Union when?

There has been 28 Peace settlements between Sweden and Denmark, and it will soon be 29 after the next inquisition

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No I won't.
You fucking anglos are always lying about history spreading your jew-tier lies. You do nothing but rewriting history.
Fuck you.

>re-writing history
We really don't pepe.

France and Germany
France and Spain
France and Austria

they dont like us very much.

Never, should we ever realised our rivalry is based on mutual admiration for each other and turn our attentions to the despicable the world and we'd weep at the unchangeable evil inherent on this earth.

By telling ourselves the noble French are the worst we protect ourselves from the truth.

God supported France

you're just mad about the time you tried to steal our superior cheeses in the 60s and we kicked your countries ass, says so in my anglo history book

you always fucking do.
about the Hundred-years war.
about WWI.
about WWII.
you always do.
it's simple to fight the germans when you're on your little island isn't it ?

>england
>superior cheese
pick one

Yes. you've found us out, the anglo lies to secure his position in the world, its not like that could be general misinformation or ignorance, no its the master conspiracy of the eternal anglo

Finland and Korea

India vs Pakistan
:v

We are the Empire,we're used to not being liked,god save the queen.

Turkey vs Greece

Ireland vs England

Poland vs Germany

India vs Pakistan

The list is endless

By the grace of God and the succession laws of the Frankish kingdom, Edward III is the rightful King of France.

The house of Plantagenet are the rightful rulers of France not those Valois pretenders.

Salic law is a complete fabrication. The kingdoms of Frankia, the predecessor of the French kingdom did not even practice it.

The French nobility are a bunch of lying scum.

>Implying England would have conquered the world much easier.

There's a reason why everyone speaks English not French :^).

Maybe Louis 16th shouldn't have supported the Amerisharts in their independence war and you could have actually been relevant.

Instead you are remembered as Germany's jizz rag.

Hungarians. They hate us just a bit less than they hate romanians.

in EVERY france-related thread there is an anglo, a candian or an australian to spread his lies about french history. don't say it's not your fault.

Brazil vs Argentina
EUA vs Mexico

It's easy to forget that Sedan is a pretty important place to defend... twice

Whats the truth then Louis? What do we lie about?

>Poland vs Germany
don't fall for the meme.
Just one war where we annahilated them and before we just split them twice, thats no rivaly.

he's more right

The Anglo--Jew of Europe.

Muslim and peace

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actually we really do now, France has rested on its laurels when it comes to food, you had great food and are arrogant as fuck. this combination has lead to the rest of the world overtaking you in things like wine food and bread.

Merkel you'll get what's coming to you.

Actually the anglo lies again.
The three times you've gone against Germans

About how you were useless during WWI, about how you were just the same during WWII, about every fucking war we made.

Cunt, french wine and cheese is better than ours.

you can't even make wine bro, and your cheese is litteraly plastic

Do you have a job, Pierre.

Thats not true though Hugo.The french and the British made equal contributions in the first world war, somewhat less so in the second but its fine.

We don't really hate you anymore. It's just bantz at this point. Our biggest enemy now, is ourselves.

A Franco-Britain union was offered up by the French president during the Suez crisis when both our countries were being raped and humiliated by the traitorous yanks. He even offered to take Elizabeth as their head of state. We turned it down. It would have been great if we had done it, just to see how much it would have triggered the Americans.

The eternal rivalry between Belgium and FYROM for fakest country in Europe.

this
Would we have been a superpower? That gets me to thinking what this theoretical union flag would have looked like.

And you can't fight a fucking war without us you mong.

>6 anglo divisions
>89 french divisions
>equal contributions
nice bait tho

wtf are you talking about ? don't you know what NATO is ?

i said world overtaking you silly frenchman not us. of course we don't have better wine. we have great cheeses now, honestly would put us above you.

french food is a joke, you are so stuck in your ways that you have been left behind, the sheer lack of produce in most french supermarkets is staggering, even things like fresh herbs are usually limited to mint and sage.

United States and the Soviet Union? Ya know, the one that almost ended the world?

6 anglo divisions are equivalent in military capability to 89 french divisions. it's not that hard to understand.

Japan and China
UK and France have been friendly for 100 years

>french food is a joke
wanna talk about pudding and cheesecake ?

Are you retarded? Theres a reason france is one of the big five tardmeister.

Our respective countrys' behaviour within the EU has been a sore point for both.

It's no contest. Stop trying to be relevant, France.

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Heh

underrated

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
anglosphere is cancer

Kek. A superficial willy waving contest which never even came to blows. Face it America, you are top dog now but your history is boring and shallow as fuck. You can't compare to any of the deep, intertwined, complex relationships that European countries share with one another.

but they still want our gibbs

The Western Front was largely within France you dumbass. All the French had to do to occupy those miles was bunker down.

lol everyone can do that to you today

croatia - serbia

love u serbros hope well see eachother on battlefield

>The Western Front was largely within France you dumbass.
that's why i say you were useless during the war
>All the French had to do to occupy those miles was bunker down.
an easy thing fore sure

USA - Russia. Relatively recent, but one bad decision and half the world gets leveled. Japan - South Korea is worse too.

We were useless? You were even more useless as to not even be able to defend your own country from occupation.

Yank has the ignorance to reply to this,KEK.