I'm in SoCal aka LA aka Jewtopia. I'm typing this to you sitting in my apartment naked as I'm slowly starting to lose my mind. The fan just won't do it anymore and I'm now taking showers every hour or so just to cool down.
I'm a poor fella and hence have no means of A/C except a lousy walmart fan that has accumulated an award winning amount of dust, I have even started considering to just stay in the shower all day and sit there like an idiot while the water is slowly trickling down on me. My only fear of that is that I would just die of boredom and be found dead 3 weeks later and all that is left of me is a decaying blob that slowly keeps going down the drain.
My beloved anons, my question therefore is...are there any other good ways for a poor fella like me to cool down and not lose my mind? It feels like torture. I have a fridge. May there be something creative I can do with the fridge... well except grabbing beers from it?
Go swimming or keep a wet towel on you that's all you can really do
Kevin Bell
but... but... I'm not one of them. I'm battling the jews who probably sit in their comfy air conditioned mansions right now.... :'(
Austin Cook
>WAAAAAHHHH MY USUALLY PERFECT WEATHER IS A LITTLE UNCONFOTABLE RIGHT NOW >BOOFUCKINGHOO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT >GLOBAL WARMING AMIRITEGUISE? Kill yourself faggot t. Texan who just got done with a summer full of 100+ days some with broken ac unit.
Hudson Hall
Grow a pair mate
Matthew Gutierrez
>too poor to afford A/C >american what in the fuck is going on in california
Chase Foster
kek.
Oliver Jones
> Ford Fischer and the Charlottesville event exposed:
Ford Fischer and the Charlottesville event exposed:
> Ford Fischer and the Charlottesville event exposed:
This is important. It proves people had prior knowledge of the event.
> This is important. It proves people had prior knowledge of the event.
Ryan Williams
I ran for 70 minutes today in Downtown LA. Grow a fucking pair, kid.
Nathan Young
Eating spicy food can cool you down
Why not get the small portable ac's?
Josiah Perez
Buy a window/portable AC unit.
Jose Miller
If you're so broke you can't go buy a $100 window a/c unit I feel sorry for you. Go stay with a friend or family or hang out in a walmart or best buy.
Asher Gray
Texan complaining about heat, kek. 100 degree days are almost comfy once a few weeks of 115 roll around. t.Arizonan
Robert Cook
Sup Forumsrother I'm in West Hollywood. The gays are making it even hotter over here. Live in a 1930's apartment originally built for studio housing. No fucking A/C and the wood walls are expanding like lungs.
David Sanders
Spent the past two hours directing traffic at the HEB gas station because people are fucking retarded. I love Texas, but the heat can get the Old Yeller treatment.
Wyatt Gonzalez
I wasnt complaining you dusty mexican, i was offering a criticism based on my perspective of the weather >110 degree dry heat >Thinks this impresses those who spend their summers in a hot fart Top kekkles m80. Top kekkles
Austin Ramirez
>It's a beautiful 70°F in NJ today Get mad desert faggots
Leo Miller
Holy shit dude the gas station have been straight madness. Took me 10 minutes to pull in to shop because of the gasfags clogging the parking lot up.
Nolan Bailey
115 with 2% humidity feels like a pleasant Spring day, pussy. You would kill yourself if you ever felt 100F with 65% humidity.
Brody Myers
>Lord's year 2000+17 >using imperial system
Speak metric nigga.
Samuel Turner
Don't worry user. I'm sending you cool air vibes from the currently chilly east coast.
Nathaniel Carter
Go to the library or something until the sun goes down. Put a wet t-shirt in the fridge while you are gone. Wear it when you go to sleep.
Ayden Reed
The grassy knoll godfather?
Ethan Reyes
>a lousy walmart fan that has accumulated an award winning amount of dust Clean your fan dipshit
>are there any other good ways for a poor fella like me to cool down and not lose my mind? Drink water, optionally with ice in it
Don't worry baby, we're praying for that glorious shining light from above, pic related t. LA stay-behind cell
>Downtown LA One of the few urban cores in the entire Western world uglier than Vienna
Ethan Taylor
Spend $125 on a window ac, weatherstripping and some scrap wood to mount it to your window and close off any exposed openings.
My central AC has been down for a week, and i did this with the sliding glass door in my bedroom.
replacement ac motor and capacitor arrived today, so i'm gonna be chilling in about an hour.
stop being a lil bitch and build a thing.
Zachary Bell
Califag here.
111F at 19% humidity. Not so pleasant.
Thomas Williams
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Juan Roberts
in norcal (mendocino) fucking near 80 here (which is crazy for area), air is stagnant as fuck and plants all look wilting like little faggot bitches. I think the next few years are going to get crazy.
Easton Baker
fuck, I might just spend money on an ac but I worry now that summer is almost over I'm gonna waste money. Usually it's bearable.
Just every once in a while, like today I got shweddy ballz.
Josiah Carter
Visit a mall or other place where you can waste some time. Or find some place close to the ocean where you can be, it's hopefully cooler there. Even basements can help.
Jaxson Bailey
>it's hot in LA >Must be global warming
Fresno here, shut up, bitch.
Austin Moore
Walnut Creek here, smoke is everywhere from fires, 108F (42C), fuck this place
Jacob Harris
What a little fag faggie faggot you are. Talk to me when you can handle 45+ C
Owen Turner
its worth it.
imagine being able to keep your room at 75F all day.
you can even get one that doubles as a heater.
Best $125 i ever spent.
Easton Nelson
Buy one of those ACs with the elephant trunk that goes out the window. It should be a great investment. Some places have them here for when it goes over 90 and you open the window to hot air and cook meat on the roof.
None of the households here have ACs because nobody foresees the hellish straight week of over room temperature weather. At least you don't have the humidity.
Hunter Gomez
Fellow LA Fag here,
go to CVS and get a soft cold pack and put it in the freezer and then put it on your neck while you lay in bed and wank to instagram sluts
William Sanchez
Buy a swamp cooler off Amazon or Craigslist. I have a 600 scft unit I use for cooling my garage in Las Vegas. Makes it almost bearable when it's 117*
Michael Bennett
Move to a white man's land
Jordan Thomas
its comfy 75 in Wisconsin west cost fag
Matthew Cruz
Rancho Cambodia here, currently 100 F and smoky, 19% humidity. High is forecast to be 109. Breddy nasty
Leo Lee
>lousy walmart fan that has accumulated an award winning amount of dust At Walmart they sell these really cheap green fiber furnace filters in 4 packs, get the 20x20 size and put it on the intake side of your wallet world box fan. Keeps the fan clean and cleans the air your breathing.
Ayden Bailey
well, at least you're getting a bit of shadow going then. kek.
Nathaniel Clark
This. Don't think he'd appreciate being in a tupperware box though.
Isaac Cox
Jerseybois report in. 732 here and Comfy af outside.
William Martin
great idea. I might actually consider this. :D
Michael Lopez
>Wank to Instagram sluts >LA checks out tbqh
Jaxson Gray
Since you asked so kindly, user, either buy or build your own swamp cooler. The premise is simple. A large box fan, a porous material behind the fan, and water being soaked, but not completely, into it. Just make sure you dry out your place afterwards otherwise you are more liable to run into a mold problem. Also if you have the family to do so, get the fuck out of so cal user.
Gavin Bennett
1) clean your fucking fan - dust bogs down the engine and decreases air flow 2) look up and build a swamp cooler 3) stop crying like a bitch and use your fucking brain, nigger.
Cooper Richardson
>that pic you poor little bitch
Noah Robinson
>I live in the arrid climate of Southern Burritoniggershitholeia. I think that's indicative of "global warming". Skapa perpa derp! Um, lil' sad guy? I live in the Midwest and we've had one of the mildest summers here in my 33-years of living here. It's currently °76F and /comfy/ (overwhelmingly white) as fuck. Gonna need you to go ahead and eat a dick with your "global warming" concern trolling. Okay, lil' sadders? Okay. Good talk.
Tyler Wood
SoCal Ventura here, am currently shirtless drinking bear and watching animu, it's a nice 95ish
Lincoln Wood
That's indeed the guy who was filming. I compared the two videos and came to the conclusion it must be him.
Jordan Bailey
Meanwhile in OK we've had the coolest August on record and the last few days of August was downright cold. Normally August is over 100 degrees.
Grayson Morris
>global warming nice meme
Adrian Wood
973 representing with true NJ pride
Jaxon Cruz
drape your self with a wet towel, you'll waste less water that way
Also put some underwear, shirt in the freezer. You will thank me later.
Asher Smith
It's been cold as fuck here. The leaves are already turning.
Charles Anderson
Get out of here with this bullshit.
Josiah Hall
>going to be 40 in 3 weeks
hmm no thx
Ryan Barnes
Want to come over? I live in malibu
Gabriel Lee
In Santa Cruz, bro. 100-105 here.
Well, at least you're SoCal native, and sort of used to this! But we on the Central Coast are a delicate people. This is deeply upsetting my constitution.
Gavin Barnes
Lose some weight you fat fuck. The only people complaining about heat are lardasses.
Aiden Mitchell
it was 110 yesterday in the 818/805 border. we had the most rain in a long fucking time this year. like, it fcking ended the drought...
roll out to zuma if you're white and ill teach you to surf and get you laid with some prime puss.
if you are a jew or shitlib shitskin----fucking die.
Christian Nguyen
805 here, where is a good fish taco place by Ventura beach?
Jayden Watson
oh it's a mess beyond your comprehension
it sure as fuck isn't golden anymore
the browns are coming the browns are coming ... and nobody listened or cared
you are all next though so sukkkit
Connor Kelly
>Global warming
I can't think of any other way to make this topic even remotely politics-related
Isaac Kelly
You have ultra low humidity pussy
Liam Thomas
Its a cool 65F in eastern PA right now
Isaiah Smith
Wet shemagh over your head and shoulders
Elijah Roberts
Yeah, I doubt that's at 100% humidity.
Jacob Turner
nice... one of my buddies lives in a trailer park in Malibu. He can't complain. lol
Colton Butler
Is it really 100 degrees in cali? its hottter than over here in the middle east comfy 89 over here.
Hunter Nelson
111F in central cali.
Also, Cali DOES have the hottest desert in the world.
Fucking Death Valley. It got to be 134F there one day.
Jayden Miller
1: HIT THE BEACH FAGGOT 2: stop wallowing in your own crapulence and go to a mall, big box store or car dealership and browse 3: see a movie in a cool dark theatre 4: go hiking in the san gabriel mountains 5: go to vegas and hit a casino 6: "audit' some college courses 7: go to a bar, pub or honkeytonk 8: build swamp cooler (they really work) 9: stop being a pussy
Carter Lee
HAHA, I think it's like 60F or something (15C) here
Ryder Moore
1. Wet towel 2. Freeze towel 3. Put on head 4. Have another in the freezer ready to go
Jace Gonzalez
Yo my nigger... what part of the city are you in? If you're close enough to the beach it's usually cooler down there. Also, don't drink, it will only dehydrate you. I would continue taking a shower every hour, and put a wet rag on your head and lay by the fan. It's supposed to get down to 60 something tonight so that will be more bearable.
Oliver Murphy
Tinfoil on your windows, shiny side out, there must be at least half an inch gap between the window and the foil itself. Otherwise if the foil is touching your windows it will heat the house up instead of cooling it down. Remember HALF AN INCH GAP!!
You can attach the foil to a piece of cardboard if you want
Also unplug any appliances you're not using and clean your fan because it's inefficient when it's dirty
Chase Thomas
Put a towel ontop of a hanger into a bucket of water and dip the towel into the water, put the fan next to the towel. There now you have poor mans evaporative AC.
Jaxon Lopez
LAfag as well. Spent two hours sitting in a tub full of cold water yesterday.
Elijah Baker
110 where I am
Joseph Barnes
It's 100 degrees in LA, I'm in the Inland Empire, and it's fucking 108 degrees where I'm at, it was 115 degrees yesterday.
We have no air conditioning either, but I'm not being a little BITCH like you, FATTY.
No, really though, good luck out there user, I don't think it's going to cool down any time soon.
Parker Cook
they make personal AC units dipshit
Christopher Lopez
go to winco or walmart buy an "portable" ac. it shits out a window and can cool down a room t. lbc
Liam Roberts
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Jackson Cox
I'm visiting California and I'm bearly making it with this portable cooler.
I thought California was supposed to be nice??
Aiden Sanchez
You could go to the library.
Robert Johnson
This is the hottest it has been in the span of a week in a while. Unfortunate timing.
Benjamin Evans
You guys are pussies. I'm in the LA area as well and I've been working out in my garage with nothing but a fan.
Nolan Williams
yeah, it's nice most of the time except in the middle of summer. Summer here is just hell on earth. Spring, fall and winter is mild and lovely :P
Ayden Hernandez
> literally increase your humidity to sweatlodge levels > ausfailian engineering
i grew up in the mojave son, 20 miles form death valley. heres what you do: 1 acquire old coffee cans (steel ones not faggy plastic) 2 cut out bottom as well as top, turning them into steel tubes 3 duct tape several of these cans together ONLY where they meet, so lots of steel is exposed, do not wrap in duct tape. the steel is essential 4 can pipe goes out window in shady side of house 5 fan attaches to can pipe inside house blowing at you (naturally) with duct tape, cardboard boxes and whatever else you need to enclose the intake side of fan so it sucks through the can-pipe 6 seal up rest of window opening by whatever means you have at hand 7 drape can-pipe outside house with burlap, old t-shirts and other disposable cloth items 8 wet cloth wrapping can-pipe. running it over a horse trough with the cloth in the water keeps it wet and makes it simple 9 turn on fan, feel the cool dry air
as the water evaporates off the cloth it cools the cans and the air within the can-pipe the fan sucks in that cooler air and the can-pipe keeps the humidity outside where it belongs.
now youre a real desert rat.
Henry Peterson
As a whole this summer wasn't that bad, but right now it's pretty bad.
Joshua Morales
It's so cold here I had to use winter parka, beanie and gloves few days ago even at noon. It was snowing in the 31th of May in south Finland this year.
Helsinki average temperature in >April 2016: 4.8°C 2017: 2.8°C >May 2016: 13.8°C 2017: 9.5°C >June 2016: 15.3°C 2017: 13.7°C >July 2016: 17.8°C 2017: 16.0°C >August 2016: 17.5°C 2017: 16.5°C
Global warming is a joke.
Jose Hughes
user, you should be able to get a window mounted ac unit for around 100-300 bucks. Faggot.
Nicholas Gray
OP is a loser, they exist in every state, Ac is super cheap and in SoCal is usually built into most apartments and homes. he must live in a cuckshed or a basement or a trailer .
Josiah Garcia
thats cool as fuck, thanks user have a rare pepe
Sebastian Edwards
That should be MEAN temperature.
The average temperatures are 1-2 degrees higher than in 2017.
Benjamin Adams
instead of showering, try to pour cold water on your wrists (esp in the back)
also avoid hot meals.
don't drink sodas and instead opt for water and natural juices.
I can't believe that the U.S. is really in this decrepit state where even those of us in our 3rd world shitholes can have A/C and you Yanks can't afford it baka
Noah Evans
None of these people know what Celsius means. You might as well use Kelvin.
