GEOLOGISTS TO NASA: DONT FUCKING TOUCH YELLOWSTONE

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HOLY SHIT

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Dang, I love that fox.

What does NASA have to do with Yellowstone in the first place, it isn't their job to deal with that sort of thing.

>mfw no happening at all

that's gay m80

They want to place a module on top of Yellowstone and set the volcan into eruption to bring the module in orbit. Cheaper than rockets.

Wait... Is this why its so fucking hot?

He's the avatar for whites.

One well placed McNuke will trigger the super volcano as well. But that's below Antarctica priority though. I'd rather leftists shit themselves over the polar ice caps melted over from the McNukes.

>TFW NASA WILL TRIGGER YELLOWSTONE

Just imagine if kim drops nukes at yellowstone right down ol' faithful.

>using vulcano to launch rockets
underrated

NO WE MUST FRACK YELLOWSTONE, WE MIGHT HIT THE SUPER MAGMA OIL CHAMBER

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Want to know what a steam chamber is ? Hint: Fracture veins of steam / pressure water moving to surface.

This concludes Geophys 101, suck a dick

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kek

Don't worry, everything will be fire

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Ohhh noooesss not y-yellow s-stone!

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wanna fudge that foxe butte

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Wait.. was that an R or an N.
You said, "fine", r-right??

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I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

it'll be fine
>t.NASA

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>ready to begin war on the populace
>Hide away in Hawaii, Antarctica, South America
>artificially activate Yellowstone
>goodbye America
>whole world is next, America is only hope
geez

DUDE THAT IS NUTZ

LETS DO IT

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
You are my favorite death pit on earth and the most beautiful too!

retard

EASY FOR U 2 SAY, U CAN JUST FLY AWAY IN SPACESHIP

Ooooooh, THAT's how the Mayans got into space.

Frickin' METAL

NASA has no idea what they are doing. They're a space agency, not a volcano agency. Those idiots would drill into the magma chamber and wipe out the entire USA.
the solution is obviously to crash an asteroid into it.

SAY OOH AHH DAILY STAR
SAY OOH-AHH-DAILY-STAR

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Let's poke it anyways

Original plot was much more interesting.

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

God-speed.

cant wait to be buried under feet of ash, then invaded by china. wew

how is drilling into yellowstone a bad idea? wont it relieve the pressure

hopefully all at once

that would be bad, but if they could harness the power they could power America for a 1000 years i imagine

metal?

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Why is NASA doing mad scientists experiments?

AYO MAN JUS DO EET

You cqnt let yellowstone just detonate. That would literally kill everybody in america. You HAVE to intercept.

Who gives a FUCK about yellowstone wildlife, its eruption would delete our side of the planet. It has the power over 100 nukes.

>As if sending humans into space wasn't mad science

Won't work, previous thread discussed that an ICBM of Russian, no less Best Korean capability would not be able to impact deep enough from a ground level detonation even if it were dropped directly on top of it, also, triggering Yellowstone is not a political move, if anything it would be considered ((their)) endgame as it would trigger a global wide extinction event if at least 70% or so of Earths population would perish, also take into consideration that this Yellowstone hype may very well be a psyop distraction as with all things considered, there are more prevalent things occurring than "what if" scenarios.

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nuh uh, it has the power of a million SUPERnukes, and it will RAPE the entire universe

Fucking retard, do you really think a shitty little fart of a volcano like yellowstone can do any serious damage to the earth compared to the volcanic activity we had during the cambrium?

Murricah education

kek

Poke it now it'll only take out the US, if we wait another 50,000 years it could take out the world.
Take one for the team burgers

There are way too many fucking serious scientists and agencies talking about a meme volcano. Makes me uneasy.

good luck yellowstone-chan
plz dont reach mn and stay safe

Why would a pussy doctor have any knowledge about Yellowstone?