ITT: WE WRITE A LETTER TO THE BBC - IN PIDGIN

ONE WORD PER POST ILL START:

Ayyo

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mup

Bix

MEOW

niqqa

DEM

pongo

kangz

dey

be

di

didnu

nuffinz

dee

mo

I'd like to remind everyone that languages do in fact range from savage and simple to civilised and comprehensive.

In the case of Vanuatu:
Bislama is phonetic and in some cases hilariously literal.
A bra is ‘basket blong titi’ (basket belong titty), a helicopter is ‘mixmasta blong Jesus Kraes’ (Mix Master belong Jesus Christ) and a helicopter landing is ‘mixmasta blong Jesus Kraes I foldaon’ (Mix Master belong Jesus Christ he fall down).

moni

...

fo

MUH DICK

ROMANZ

WE

WUZ

This occurred when a blender (A mix-master) washed up on their shore, so they likened the spinning of helicopter rotors to the mix-master blender, and the fact the helicopter was levitating, much like how Jesus levitates.

Wimminz

>Mixmasta blong Jesus Kraes

ah yes my breakbeat-jungle stage name

Muhfuggah

wuz

dem

kangz

bixnood

get out of my country and this thread

cont;
chikin

sheeeiit

n

hoes

poopoo

KFC

sum

>basket blong titi
basket blong titi
>basket blong titi
basket blong titi

cuz

and

BIX NOOD

>mup Bix MEOW niqqa DEM pongo kangz dey be di didnu nuffinz dee mo moni fo MUH DICK ROMANZ WE WUZ Wimminz Muhfuggah wuz dem kangz bixnood sheeeit n hoes poopoo KFC sum cuz and
What did Sup Forums mean by this?

obongo

don

Poogoo

fucked

iblackgibmedat

dey

Bazinga

WOMEN

*SMACKS LIPS*

Babzobbin'

watermelon

and

WHITEY

chicken

chicken

WHITE

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DEVIL

Hip-hop

wymyn

Where

DR WHO

kys

condom

dem

dey

hol up

White

daym

...

We

We

dindu

NUFFIN

philistine

>fik fik fik fik fik fik fik

yahurrme?

wan

Kangz

MUHHH DICK =())

mup

didgeridoo

bidda

Black isrealites

...

Mozart

>implying

wuz

mmmm tasty chickun

Black

niggers

NEEDS US SUM

in

Moonman

dey

covered

nigger