/CPD/ GENERAL - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER - FRIDAY NIGHT EDITION

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open] [Open]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Not quite Robert hours yet... but never too soon to be /comfy/

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Currently about 8:30 in Chicago

>suspicious person on property
>car crash

>black hoodie, blue jeans
>MALE BLACK

Evening, Roberts.

>shots fired
>male black

>mother took a bottle of pills

>he overdosed intentionally, he told his family
>three males drinking outside a building

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the only one that givea a fuck about a fukken police scanner is another policemen...you bastards are worthless assholes

>male beaner with a gun

>trying this hard to bait people

fuck off nigger

>7-8 drunk people, hispanics and blacks, getting ready to fight eachother

>male black on the viaduct shooting at cars

>male black with a black hoodie
>male black with hoodie and a Hispanic shooting a vehicle

>parking lot
>female passed out

>only 9
>already passed out in the parking lot

Lush.

Kek

>Leo is tired of the woman
>he sounds drunk

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>male black hurting female

Stay safe Roberts

youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
>black males on top of the roof

>shots fired

Fuck you. I've been listening to the 763 feed before I knew pol did.

>possible "kidnapping"
>doesn't know the surname of her baby daddies mother

>four male blacks wearing hoodies damaging car with baseball bats
GTA: San Andreas

Reporting in Roberts. I'm in the thick of it right now, south side on a cargo ship in the calumet river. Beaners on one side and apes on the other.

>inb4 leaf flag I'm in VSAT interweb

>domestic attack

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>male Asian sexually harassing female on campus bus
Found the Virginia Tech shooter

>black men flashing guns
>alleyway mentioned
>wearing hoodies
>car accident
>even the man that crashed the car is black
>intoxicated male, seemingly about ready to fall asleep
REAL ROBERT HOURS

>three male blacks and a female black fighting in the street

Does Robert know this thread exists?

>male black pulling his pants down

>it's nothing but blood
>the offender's blood

How many shots fired?

proofs?

>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>husband passed out from heroin
Eh, whacha gonna do?

It's heating up, Robert.

point for the trips

Dammit Zone 10, check your keys.

'evening roberts

>implying Robert has no integrity.

I think that was the right tripfaggotry. Been out of town a few months. What have I missed?

clap clap clap

I like this Zone 10 dispatch guy. He doesn't fuck around.

yeaaaaaaah get that overtime Adam

This is my first time in the thread - I see these up all the time. Got the retrowave up for max ambiance. This is a new level of comfy. Also - is Robert part of the alphabet radio thing? Live V for Victor, etc.? Complete newfag to robert culture and cpd in general

Yup. Robert's the callsign for night shift patrol cars.

take this!

Thanks. May the eternal black suspect be stopped safely

>latisha wants to talk to the police
>her 15 year old daughter is cursing at her

>two 12-15 year olds breaking into the security van behind the school
>they're starting it up now
>six car accident on the Eisenhower