/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - kek is here edition

PASTEBIN: notehub.org/b1v5b

Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:

gov.texas.gov/hurricane

Recent updates:
>The NHC has issued its final advisory on this system [Harvey]
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIAWPCAT4 shtml/311459.shtml
>HURRICANE IRMA RAPIDLY INTENSIFYING OVER THE EASTERN ATLANTIC
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT1 shtml/311448.shtml

Harris County Official Rundown
>Major flooding continues
>Shelters are filling up fast.
>Curfew 12am till 5am
>Officers cannot access calls
>Multiple people trapped
>Fatalities are being called
>High-Water rescues and Airlifts taking place now
>Active looting and armed robbery continues
>National Guard, Cajun Navy, USCG, US Navy, and Border Patrol On-Site

Arkema Chemical Plant rundown
>Organic peroxides caught fire
>Two explosions have already occured
>More are expected in the coming days
>Additional chemicals are leaking into the water

Addicks Reservoir Levels Monitoring
>Harris County
harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>USGS
waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29

>Real Time Info on Rain and Water Levels
harriscountyfws.org/
>NOAA flood gauges
water.weather.gov/ahps/
>National Weather Service Houston:
weather.gov/hgx/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#

Local MSM Streams
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
youtube.com/watch?v=9MsaR5ckkmc
>Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live
youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
>KFDM Southeast Texas Channel 6 Live
kfdm.com/live
>Texas Search & Rescue Zello Live
youtube.com/watch?v=E12D6T06uF8

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NYC must be destroyed.

Is the chemical plant gonna blow or what?

No skyscraper in NYC would be to withstand those winds.

it did

Slowpoke.jpg m8. There's still some container trucks on site that might let go also.

>more digits

All i pray for ous that nyc and the twin tower memorials get fucking destroyed on sep. 11

Recheck'd m8! Hhahaha

MOAR

OH YES BITCH GIVE KEK THEM DIGITS

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RIP NYC

oh sweet, I've been hoping it hits NYC. It was fun as fuck during Sandy here

Prediction: The left will say Russia engineered these storms to destroy the USA.

sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

*tear*

This

Porto Rico is gonna get BTFO, I can almost feel it

Dog bless OK :DDD D

DONKEYS IN DIRE NEED OF RESCUE
>DONKEYS IN DIRE NEED OF RESCUE
DONKEYS IN DIRE NEED OF RESCUE
>DONKEYS IN DIRE NEED OF RESCUE

Someone save them

How big was the explosion?

Sweet, I was included in the screencap

Kek is here, Jew York is gonna be obliterated.

Nowhere near the MOAB level of destruction they were advertising. Burned like crazy, and dumped a shit ton of hazmat into the already toxic juice already permeating the ctiy.

>t. dominican anchor baby.

Keks will be done

NYC WILL be destroyed.

>off by 4
An heroic attempt, lad.

Jammy bastard^^^
Plus Screen capped.
What is kek saying?

Chequed

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I'm the ultimate Leaf

But how is that possible.
user told me Harvey was karma to those who voted Trump.
NYC - that be killary kuntry

>that be killary kuntry
so was Houston, m8.

Is it just me or has there been a happening every single weekend since Trump took office?

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the eternal leaf

FUG :D
RAPTURE SOON

I will be read to produce a Bickle/Maynard macro should the best come to pass, rest assured. NYC needs to LEARN TO SWIM

Find the dragon
Rip its belly open
Make it drip

HAHAHAHA THIS HURRICANE WILL HAVE THE HIGHEST BODY COUNT OF ANY
KEK WILLS IT

Once again govt is responsible on 9/11

What is he saying here?
Or is he even speaking at all?

Give me a 3 and Detroit goes too.

Wasn't Ambassador Stevens killed on 9/11 also?

RIP NYC

Wouldn't it be a trip if New York was scoured off the face of the planet by a cat5 and Las Angeles was annihilated by some yet unimagined horror all in the same month?
I mean, they already did Houston.
There are yet several major cities in the US, and it's not even Fall yet!
Fall is Premier Season, you know.
It's when you get the biggest ratings.
Wouldn't it be a trip if September had the highest ratings yet?
>it will happen when the weather cools

STOP listening to Doggo rescue... it's too fucking depressing.

Dead dogs everywhere.

And people would find a way to blame Trump for this disaster

Is rather LA get nuked than NY hit by a CAT 5.

>no la
It really would change culture.
I do not believe in violence, but there are non-state actors in the world who clearly do.
What would a post-Hollywood world look like?
Or, more to the point, what do economics in a country which has had three of its major cities destroyed look like?
We will soon feel the effects of the refinery shutdowns.
If we have another disastrous storm hit any major urban area, it will start to have periphery effects that might land at our front doors.
Just a warning.

digits and nothing happens

>Las Angeles was annihilated by some yet unimagined horror
As a child I watched the the quake that dropped that double-decker bridge section in San Francisco. I would love to see that happen to LA.

its addictive. i only started listening to it yesterday, some of those people have been up 2 or 3 days straight. missed most of the action of the first few days though

49res win SB in 2 years

praise kek

so whats the aftermath of harvey like rn???

a lot of water

Mostly it's an act of moving supplies and evacuees around. Some animal rescues still happening, but there are few places to take animals once rescued.

i think that depends on where in the Houston area you live. Some people are saying things are back to normal in their hoods, other big sections are still under many feet of water and will remain that way for weeks. Not sure how much of Houston is still completely fucked, I think a lot.

The morgue is overflowing in Harris county. They brought in a big rig to store the extra bodies.

>the state has provided a refrigerated truck for "extra storage capacity as ongoing search and recovery efforts continue over the next several weeks

chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Harris-County-morgue-pushed-to-limit-as-Harvey-12168466.php

digits and cat 5 moves to a cat 6 and jew York is btfo eternally

lots of corpses thatwon't be found until the water levels drop.

>It really would change culture
For the better. Not even a bible-thumper, there is a thing as too much.

most all of these are natural deaths who just can't be planted due to floods

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Here ya go.

Brutal
The flood certainly didn't help things.

00z GFS trending a little more north.

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any updates on the speed of the hurricane?

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rotational, or over water? currently a CAT 3, with rotational winds of 100-115MPH, and its cruising west at 14MPH

lol

>Is there a climate connection?
faggots.

What if they are seeding hurricanes to weaken America and validate global warming

damn that looks awesome, sucks im gonna miss it

14mb stronger on GFS 00z vs 18z @ 54hr

Anybody else remember how they did this exact same shit after Katrina? Which was followed by some of the weakest hurricane seasons in recorded history.

what are chances of Irma hitting Florida (please please please)?

948! Irma is shaping up nicely.

Right now, considering how far out the runs still are, 20% would be optimistic if you want a landfall. This could increase really quickly in a few days

we wont know till the beginning of next week

GFS is shaping up a really strong ridge and keeping thew trough forther away for now, this is bad for anything south.

30%
My bets are on running up the east coast without landfall, minimal damage from winds

I think it's gonna crack the Carolinas

but I hope it hits me here in Florida. I dont wanna go to work

Nigga, what the fuck do you do that makes getting fucked in the butt by a Cat 5 storm preferable?

>Category 4 hurricane hits Texas
>Not nearly as destructive as category 5 hurricane that hit Texas 117 years ago and killed thousands


>climate change

>not wanting a happening

soft ass faggot

BITCH DON'T TRY TO DEFLECT ME. I love the happening game. Really, what is your profession?

it wouldn't matter what my profession is, I don't want to go into work. the only way I would actually not want this to hit is if I owned a business or a home. but I'm a wageslaving rentcuck so bring it on

The numbers of dead isn't the same as the strength or severity of the storm, though.

Anyway the point isn't that every storm will be stronger than the last, but that there is a general trend of increasing severity of weather events over time.

Yeah look at all those recent severe rain events...

The feds haven't retroactively manipulated these records yet

More SW at 120hr

Cool. I understand that entirely. I hope it kicks the shit out of FLA for you before giving NYC the enema it's needed for decades.

Digits and 9/23 is the end

a NYC MANHATTAN FAG HERE I AM READY

HOLY FUCK IT ISN'T JUST A MEME JEW YORK IS FUGGED BOYS

>I AM READY
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED.

When is Irma actually gonna hit?

THANK YOU ALL MIGHTY KEK FOR A CHANCE TO GET OUT OF NYC

Probably just before 9/11.

God is sending you kikes a message