Yellowstone Volcano hit with 2300+ Earthquakes since June

It's over lads....see you in September 23rd......

america btfo

I hope you choke.

>muh yellowstone
I sleep

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Is this going to wreck america or something?

9/23. End.

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Alert level normal, risk of eruption remains low.

.......nigger really?

If it's a mega volcano, humanity will be wrecked, Americans just won't slowly starve to death.

Triples and I go to Yellowstone with 500 pounds of my tannerite and start blowing shit up until there's a happening

You would need a tsar-bomba

I hope the world starves worse than Zimbabwe.

America, in the most American display of bravado since considering whether they should nuke the moon, conducted underground nuclear tests in Alaska a few miles from an active chain of volcanos. No effect. Volcanos are pretty explosion resistant.

>((experts))

((they)) wouldn't want to cause a panic now, would they?

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Larp thread. Sage

Looks like you could swim in it.

Sleep tight volcaners

Please do.

Sleep tight volcaners.

That's going to be the new "Ice Bucket Challenge"

I burned down my house yesterday and now I'm just sitting in my yard in Nebraska, listening to the embers sizzle, and waiting.

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan! I love you!

Come on, OP, you still have a chance. Speak the words, save yourself!

AWAKEN

doubles confirm

Sage.

Why dont they just build a giant chimney around it and funnel any eruption ash into an empty piece of land?

Thanks trump

sleep tight volcaners

roll

It will happen when the weather cools

>off by one
IT'S OVER LADS

Sleep Tight Volcaners

You are not alone, we will die with the canadians.

So what's the worst case threat of Yellowstone, exactly? What areas would be effected?

>fake news science hurricanes up the wazoo
>civil war fomenting in the streets
>yellowstone shoots its wad
>treasonous dumbf more interested in golf and his impending life sentence and family bankruptcy, than governing

It's all coming together... What an amazing timeline...

Saruman of Many Colors lost though.

>4.4

wake me up when theres something over 6.0

Aren't earthquakes a good thing in this case? A bunch of small ones relieves pressure over a long period of time meaning it's less likely to blow. What would worry me is it growing without quakes.

It will happen when the weather cools. That's when they'll make their move. The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition. They're trying to force God's hand. Watch for these signs:
>Three branches will become one.
>An island will drift away.
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
>The star will gorge itself on clay.
>Idols will speak and move about.
>The black flag will fly above the dome.
>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
>A rock will stand on seven hills.
>The ravens will starve.
>The bear will leave its cave forever.
>The rod and the ring will strike.

I hope all you retards realize the "island drifting away" is California literally breaking off due to the San Andreas fault or whatever it's called, not fucking Brexit which isn't meaningful or worthy of a prophecy.

L E T I T A L L E N D

I'll panic when all geothermal activity in the park stops.

Whole United States and Canada, probably north of Mexico.

FUCKING ERUPT VOLCANERS

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Sleep tight volcaners

>the "island drifting away" is California literally breaking off

Good riddance

I still think we should nuke the moon to make sure it isn't hollow.

SLEEP TIGHT VOLCANERS! And sleep tight yellowstone-chan!

How does this compare to St Helen's? For reference.

Sleep tight, Volcaners.

lost

It will erupt on the day Mueller delivers his indictment. The very earth will rebel.

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why is everyone suckin volcano dick lately? yellowstone has been a boogeyman since forever
>muh more seismic activity!
yeah it's called a fucking supervolcano for a reason. it won't erupt in our lifetime given that it's thousands or year overdue anyways.

What was the previous record?

Also learn to swim, you couldve learnt to swim

Did I...?

C U I V A
N W A L C A
C A R N I R A S S Ë !!

N A I
Y A R V A X Ë A
R A S S E L Y A
T A L T U V A
Ñ O T T O -
C A R I N N A R !!

>The black-flag will fly above the dome

Fuck we cant let isis take the dome of the rock

sleep tight volcaners

WAKE UP

About half of the US would be covered in ash thick enough to collapse buildings, ruin fields and crops, and kill everything that breathed in the air for a long time. Global temperatures would also plummet for a few years, completely fucking up the climate and cause crops worldwide to struggle if not outright fail for years. Billions would probably die from starvation before things started getting back to normal, but North America would probably never be the same.

I bet OP is bullshit and its not even statistically significant

sleep tight volcaner

Lets make it ecksplode with numbers!

For the love of kek
EXPLODE

DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY

we want happening volcaners

California isn't an island you dumb nigger.

sleep tight volcaners

>9/23. End
why, what happens?

Thankfully the drilling program will result in a premature ejaculation of a lesser force than if it was left to erupt itself. The US will still be wiped out but the rest of the world will be saved.
Thanks for taking one for the team burgers.

I am ready

Sleep tight volcaners

Im safe, found a place to hide if shit gets really, really, really bad. (pic .... not... oh fuck)

Chill the hell out, It's just the fucking fracking.

nope, the world

What? Why wouldn't I want it to explode?

San Andreas is a strike slip fault you idiot. It doesn't push California out into the ocean it pushes it North.

There was a guy who fell in one of those pools this year i think, when they found him he was just goop.

Because the initial blast would destroy 1/3 of the USA

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never found the body it dissolved

*banging pans together

WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCK

I'm ready for this fucked up world to explode. were living in hell

make it happen.

Will all you conspiracy morons leave for good when it doesn't happen?

sleep tight volcaners

if i get triples then yellowstone will erupt within the next 50 years

after great flood...

Why don't they seal off the valcano by placing a giant cup on top of it.

Ffs Australia and other western countries are gonna be inundated by American refugees just wanting gibs and hand outs

id believe it if it didnt come from fake fucking news

>I will be on the opposite side of the world on September 23rd
>My whole family and everyone I know is out of the ash zone
Bring it on, fags. Let's burn this thing down

SLEEP TIGHT VOLCANERS

What is the origin of this meme

sleep tight volcaners

it would be best just to drill a small hole and put a valve in to slowly release the pressure

sleep tight volcaners

a massive land mass breaking off of a continent is fucking impossible you jack ass