Why aren't you edgy faggots in the military?

Why aren't you edgy faggots in the military?

to many rules

Some don't want to die for Isreal (States thing)
I ain't dying for a Liberal shithole (Canada thing)

because I like to be paid more than shit

Because I'm not going to fight wars for the interests of corporate jews.

Not medically able to join and I'm also a pacifist.

My friend signed up and killed himself after he got back. Killed child soldiers over there so that jewish parasites could feast on american prosperity. Then those same parasites started funding ISIS and Ap Qaeda.

Cons:
Shit pay.
Die for kikes.
Surrounded by low IQ people
Told not to think critically and philosophically for one's self but rather blindly obey orders that are immoral.
Good chance youll have to kill some fucker who is essentially just like you fighting some war which is ostensibly for his homeland or people or ideals and he just happened to be on that side while youre on this side.
Never forgetting that youve killed people who probably arent worse than you.

Pro:
qt's dig it
Discipline
get fit
some would say kill arabs but I dont mind the goat fuckers. Real enemy is shlomo.

too many grammar rules are the worst.

was, asked to remain longer but they dismissed me because of bad behavior.

lel pathetic excuses, nobody wants to hear this shit

This

If your gunna go to a foreign country to kill a bunch of innocent people you might as well steal their shit for your own personal gain. So join a PMC

Like those kikes trust me.

DOD/DARPA already spit me out when I was like 13. I've been pretending to be stupid since.

But I already am

I've given 11 years of my life to it. 8 Army, and 3 Air Force. I have just under 2 years left in this enlistment, and I will be going the ETS route, and getting out.

>Trying to mass b8 my just tagging everyone
Are you really this new or have you just gotten lazy?

how the fuck is not wanting to kill people whove essentially done no wrong to you, an excuse? YOU are the one making an excuse for not caring about others lives dipshit bc muh operation soaring eagle freedom

You would have to be a real retard to serve in that cucked mercenary force serving the Merchant.

I'm not a servant.

>everyone in the military is a baby killer

nice try achmed, you fucking sand niggers are hideous

Im bad at following directions.

Cons:
Shit pay.
>I live pretty comfortably. Own place, car, etc...
Die for kikes.
>There's plenty of jobs in all branches where you won't see combat
Surrounded by low IQ people
>You'll be surrounded by them throughout your life
Told not to think critically and philosophically for one's self but rather blindly obey orders that are immoral.
>We're literally taught to use critical thinking
Good chance youll have to kill some fucker who is essentially just like you fighting some war which is ostensibly for his homeland or people or ideals and he just happened to be on that side while youre on this side.
>So many jobs where you'll most likely never kill anyone
Never forgetting that youve killed people who probably arent worse than you.
>Most likely won't kill anyone unless you choose a direct combat job

Pro:
qt's dig it
>Some of them. Some are anti-military(mostly feminists/SJWs)
Discipline
>Maybe in boot camp but it usually doesn't last
get fit
>I'm in the air force and trust me, you don't have to be fit
some would say kill arabs but I dont mind the goat fuckers. Real enemy is shlomo.
>Eh killing someone is unlikely

Asthma, unfortunately.

AIDS is a disqualifying medical condition

>Not realizing most veterans probably agree with him on most issues
Alienating those who have much to teach you in terms of combat effectiveness and survival is where you make your mistake.

schizos can't join so don't even worry about it

>"military"
He's clearly a private contractor

German army for 12 years. Done enough.

>being forced to obey the rules of engagement
>being forced to go where you're ordered
>dying for red herrings, oil money, and israel
Its seriously not worth it to see combat.

>fighting bullshit wars for globalist draft dodgers, jackass numales and feminazis in washington
>breathing industrial toxins on a regular basis
>the VA
>having to serve alongside gangster lowlives and degenerates
>statistics prove will suicide or have sex change after formal discharge

no thanks

killing people isn't wrong though

Probably right. People who think like me should keep it to ourselves in the name of pragmatism.

I used to be but then realized I wanted to make good money and not be cucked.

nah he could be ODA, CIA SAD, DEVGRU, and a few others

אתר של נאצים מסריחים פה

I will be.
>Get degree in public relations
>Speak to recruiter
>Get put in accelerated officer training because of degree
>Once finished I'll get sent to do PR for the army

#OpenBordersForIsrael

I've been out for ten years

It is honestly. You learn some pretty handy shit.
>How to fight in urban combat
Who the fuck WOULDN'T want to learn how to that? It's easily the best training I've ever had, as well as experiencing.

Plus they're mudshit's we're practicing on. Who cares about them? The real goal is our homeland and retaking it from the Jews.
That's where you're wrong. I'm a National Socialist first and foremost. There are more of us in the military than most of society would be comfortable knowing about.

Oh user; if I shared my gifts, I could make you think you're schizo.

open them, who gives a fuck lol

Good point sir

they wouldn't take me for medical reasons, also don't want to be a tool for zog

I don't have a high school diploma. I have a "criminal record which includes indictable (felony) offenses. And I have been institutionalized for "mental illness".
No fucking military would take me in.

too red pulled to sign away ownership of my body

What was your MOS?

I think you are lying, probably LARP'ing.

>muslims
>inocent
that is some next level b8 mate

Dying for Israel sounds like a lark.
Sign me up, large nosed stranger.

I am.
I get almost 70 grand a year and Im a private.

>not going as a contractor after finishing the first enlistment
what kind of fluoride you drinking?

Because I'm a vet

Have thought about it. But they're only hiring women right now.

I work for a defense contractor, It's the same shit

I was an 11C in the Army, and a 2A5X1 in the Air Force.

Always wanted to join but didn't get through meps. Someone tell me how shitty it is and make me feel better

>implying we're not

this

Nah, too many kitten hearted people there for college money now.

found the coward

>college classmate of mine
>get in to the marines
>ends up being Human resources
>after 4 yeras in he gets a genetic degenerative disease (something with his back)
>gets kicked out of marines because cant do shit anyomore
>army pays for all his medical bills because he developed the disease while still in service
>get his GI bill
>he gets paid 1100 a month to study free of charge
>has a house
>wife
>kid
idk man worked out for him
im almost done with my army paperwork
will do medical examination and sing contract as soon as i come back from visiting my grandparents (they very sick and wont last 5 years)
>because college credits i will be e2 instead of e1
>got a 87 in the asvab
>im elegible for all the jobs that army can offer
>tfw i will nto see combat but have a desk job

To all the vets of pol... What stops us forming a private military company?

To be fair, Military was appealing at first, but with my bad knees, it's no real use now. Besides, in Germany, so much has changed that I wouldn't see any benefit fighting for a country that has nothing but utter contempt for the people and actively tries to censor part of the news.

The Money? You do get paid pretty okay-ish, atleast here in Germany. Easily you can life off of that, and if you're willing to conscript into a dangerous zone, the paycheck afterwards is pretty hefty. Though potential loss of life isn't really making that worth in my opinion.

Being yelled at in bootcamp and drinking like a sailor afterwards? Sure sounds like fun, still, since I'm not really that much of a drinker, not that much use to me.

The only thing that now would appeal to me is the toolset and knowledge you obtain from going through your service time. Can come in handy, the training will be a general boon and you stay that way since once you're in the miliary, you'll usually stick with that orderly way of living and keep on training.

For me though, I'm just not made for the military

SHUT IT DOWN, HE KNOWS

the military has done a great job of ruining the lives of 100s of thousands of white males

1. Because I am not stupid
2. Because I am not a nigger, spic or white trash
3. Because I have a real job and don't need to live off govt
4. Because I refuse to give my life and morals up to serve billionaires, israel, and the house of saud.
5. Because I have an IQ over 85

any other questions OP?

if u have to ask, u don't belong on Sup Forums

Still dont believe this is 100% true.

I don't need welfare from the state. same reason I didn't get a job in government

Waiting to get drafted

Kicked out of the Marines, Army pays medical....anyway, wow E2. What will you do with all that money?

who the fuck are you? You aren't special either

You might as well join the antifags

you're on par with a nigger if you think any of that

If you have a university degree they'll put you in General Service Officer training immediately if you pass the psyche and physical. Just applied, as did three male friends, all accepted so far, just waiting for our final interview in Canberra.

The recruiter I spoke to said that they need to fill the positions and their just isn't enough women interested.

That's funny, I know Air Force does not accept prior service whatsoever. Especially not a lowly mortarman, how do you account for this?

I would like to apply but I'm fat ATM. How long will it take to lose 20 kg?

>Because I refuse to give my life and morals up to serve billionaires, israel, and the house of saud.

If you deal in USD, you're already doing that.

kicked out is a way of speaking
he could not continue serving because of a medical condition
its the same as if your legs get blown off of you develope cancer
the government still pay you
>e2 waht will you do with all that money
idk if you trolling
its like a head start mate.
you get promoted every 6 months
>e1>e2>e3>e4>e5 and then the next promotions are reviewed by a board of superiors
i just saved myself 6 months of my life
and will start earining around 300$ more a month witch is not bad

Tried to get into 3 branches 4 different times and was turned down because my immune system is killing my own body. Is what it is

The ADF has an app you can download, you put in your height and weight and it gives you a daily exercise regime to get you to minimum fitness standards. Took me about 4 months of training. Hardest part is the cardio - need to beat a 7.5 on the beep test

I'm not interested in defending this stupid government. They can fuck off if they think i'm going to defend banning free speech and "refugees welcome" bullshit.

I did 8 years and got out. I did my time. Most of it was not enjoyable.

too old

I will be in a few years.

Going through tech school so I can join the Navy as a welder.

ya, but if u join up, you are a nigger straight up

I don't want to fight for a war we shouldn't even be in, and ESPECIALLY do not want to fight for the beliefs of others. So the Middle East is a sh*t whole with a horrible backwards religion. They deserve what they've got, let them kill each other and ruin their countries while we get on with our own lives.

Obviously we only went over there to make them a '1st world country' and sell them more American products like iPhones and laptops. It's all a part of the new world order. We just assume places like Iran and Africa want iPhones and the internet. The question never occurs to them 'but are those things really that great'? It also never occurs to them, 'what if they don't want it'? I think the second question has been answer loud and clear in the Middle East. They obviously do not

Bullshit. I even had a 2 year break in service and still got in (reserves)

You're full of shit, or an Army moron with no idea about the Air Force. And yes, the Air Force takes all kinds. Especially prior Army and Marines (who they always push towards Security Forces) but I said no, and was a Crew Chief of C-130's instead, which I highly enjoy.

waivers
ohh wait ariforce does not do waivers ether

I'm signing up, Israel needs is to protect it.

Pity Putin doesn't have a Foreign Legion.

>cmon goyim, lets fight based chinese so we can protect our pet niggers and gays

found the jews

amen brother

Air Force takes prior service, regardless of what the neanderthal branches tell everyone else. Is it tougher to get in? It is if you're an idiot with a low ASVAB score from your enlistment.

>Why aren't you edgy faggots in the military?
Same reason I'm not married, too much information about what the deal entails. Risk reward assessment. Remember what great health care the vets got. Knowing that recruiters most powerful technique is lying to gullible kids. You go die in jew wars.

Good goys, yes defend the refugees and vaccines subsidies!! Yessss

Are you even allowed on this site?

So in other words, you'll die alone and childless because you're an idiot.

I'm a southerner also, and even I've knocked a bitch up to carry on my genes.

those where my scores
keep in mind english is not my first language
im a greencard holder permanent resident

>t. Soft Salty Bootcamp Dropout

Already did my 4 yrs faggot. BM3 SW USNAV