Neo-liberal poz marketing signalarity death spiral

This is an actual product. Has anyone actually smelled it?

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>africa scented axe
Does it smell like jenkem?

Will it make me see my dead grandmother?

Please tell me that's not a really thing niggers do?

Smells like rape, murder, and dysfunctional government

Maybe it IS jenkem?

Hello newfriend. Time for some light reading.
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Would you like me to lie to you?

Cocoa butter and ass sweat.

I use Lynx (british version of same product) Africa shower gel... A-a-a-am I degenerate Sup Forums kun?

>chicks like Africans
>Smell like Africa

What could be wrong with this?

Yer mum could smell it last night m8, wahey

Is axe the american version of lynx? The Africa scent has been out for fucking years.

I bought some. It makes me smell like a Kang

Nobody has positive accociations with Africa, but nobody at the marketing meetings wanted to bring that up, for fear of being called racist. Don Draper would have shot this down in under a second.

Lynx Excite is the patricians choice

Yeah I smelled that at Walmart, was in to grab razors and shampoo with the gf and had to smell it.
Spoiler: it smells like shit, like every other axe product.

It smells okay for Lynx

oh young green user, learn the wonders of africa, hell maybe adopt one of your own XDDDDD

Yeah it's the same product.

the Sup Forumsish idiots want to read SJWisms in to everything.

youtube.com/watch?v=sFr8RgAxMeA
supreme gangster shit

shitskin worm detected

Anyone remember Oriental axe? That deodorant was the shit.

It will fail because blacks don't care how they smell.

>jenkem
holy fuck. I forgot that completely. thanks for reminding :|

what are you talking about Africa has been around for like 15 years

Linx is degenerate. Radox body wash, roll on deodorant and some nice aftershave if you want to wet some panties.

Imagine having to swat flies all day long. They should market it as a cheap way to burn calories to burgers.

>roll on

Hey bro, let me use your deoderant
>cheeto's arm pits

disgusting. GTFO my Sup Forums

theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2012/mar/05/brief-history-of-lynx
"A smell of Lynx Africa and I'm in a classoom circa 1996 where a mischevious young chap is enthusiastically spraying the stuff whilst holding a strategically placed lighter. Ah, the memories."
>1996
I used to get this shit every Christmas from my aunt when I was young.

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Where's the feminine penis?

youtu.be/4swmX5Og8ts

no you dumb faggot. are you 12? you apply unscented deodorant and then an actual cologne.

here are some of the best mass pleasers for men:

Dior Sauvage
Paco Rabanne 1 Million
Versace Dylan Blue
Creed Aventus
Paco Rabanne Invictus
Bleu de Chanel
Versace Eros
Eau D'Issey

cant believe im recommending those pleb frags but it's always better than axe garbage and scented deodorant nd body wash.

Nobody asked for your recommendations you fedora tipping faggot

they're not MY recommendations you fucking faggot they're widely regarded as being the best pleb garbage mass-pleasers but go ahead go smell like a fuckiing 14 years old teenager with your shitty ass body gel and after shave dont call me a fedora tipping faggot if youre the one who smells like one

Theres a bulge

Look how far collectivism has gotten their civilization

Tom Hanks just died :(

What a wretched product line. The stink of poverty. This product is made by the same pharma companies that make household cleaning products, and contain most of the same chemicals. All Axe products (Linx in the UK) smell like lemon Cif/Jiff. If you want to smell like a kitchen work surface that your mom just wiped, then use this, poorfags.
Instead, I anoint myself with a carefully selected blend of Frankincense, Opoponax, and Sandalwood. If it's good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.