Ask A German-Croat Anything

Born in Germany, Father is German, mother is Croatian - proud of my Croatian and German roots. All questions will be answered.

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Are you a German-Croat?

Can I ask you anything?

How did your parents react when you told them you were gay?

your mom is golddigger, who fucked your father to have documents

I'm not. Because I have a gf and we visit my parents quite often.

My mom actually started her own business (tourist agency) in Germany and met my father at a vacation tripp to Italy. So no.

Is your mother hot

How do you feel about hte fact that you are the inferior female twin brothers?
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>Is your mother hot

as hot as a 57 year old can be

Post pics

I have nothing against Serbs. I don't think they are my brothers. I see them as a neighboring nation to Croatia and that's it. I wish the Croats and Serbs in Bosnia would unite politically and btfo the muslims there who are the actual threat.

ask political question you fags. we are on pol/ and not int/

Do you look nordic/german/100% bavarian phenotype?

how do i become from a sandnigger jew to white so the goy will trust me?

I have blue eyes. My mom has blue eyes and my dad has blue eyes. My dad has light brown hair, and my mom has a red-ish kind of brown hair. my face is typical west european I would say. My mom comes originally from the Dalmatian coast. I've noticed that light eyes are pretty common in Croatia. But I'm white as cheese. If that's what you are asking

How is life up in Germany nowadays?

first we get you a haircut (pic related) then we'll make the next step

I live in a smaller town so it's good. I think the people from the town next to ours are not that lucky, because there's an immigration center there. My town is pretty good. The life in the big city is shit because of all the shitskins. but one can still make a living and it's relatively easy to get a job.

how does it feel to be a mutt?

how's being of not entirely of one ethnicity? when you don't fully belong in any culture

Any opinions on Serbia and other ex Yugo countries?

Yeah I heard from some German friends that the big cities have become pretty shit due to Muslim immigration and that no-go zones are becoming more than just a meme.
And my father does trading in Germany and he had a similar experience when he couldn't get a non-turkish taxi driver when he accidentally stayed in a turkish neighborhood hotel overnight.

what's your favorite geologic period and why?

>how does it feel to be a mutt?

I don't considder myself a mutt. I have a German name, I was born in Germany, I'm European, I'm christian, I blend perfectly into the society. I speak both Croatian and German fluently, I'm educated I have a job...
I would admitt that I'm a mutt if one of my parets were black or arabic or asian etc.
But when 2 white Europeans have a child I wouldn't say that that's a mutt.

>how's being of not entirely of one ethnicity?

Having 2 european backgrounds like me feels rather great. I can be proud of Croatian identity and history, as much as I can be proud of German history and identity. It's a win/win combo.

>I don't think they are my brothers.

They're literally the closest nation to you genetically lol, only reason it isn't closer is because of larger number of gypsies and bulgarian blood in the southwest

Since I'm Croatian and between Croats and Serbs there is a lot of hatered and distrust I can say only one thing.
the self-proclaimed Yugoslavs are the enemy of the Croats and the Serbs on an equal level. The Croats and Serbs have both a very toxic and rural nationalist ideology and image. Change that. This petty kind of nationalism ustase in Croatia and chetniks in Serbia are making any progress towards cooperation impossible. Redefine your nationalist ideas and policies. I don't hate the Serbs, although the family from my mothers side had some casualties during the war. I want Croats and Serbs to respect each other and unite in a common fight against the Titoist Yugolsav federalists and muslims in Bosnia. That's the ground on which Serbs and Croats should seek cooperation. The other Yugo countries are a meme, except the Sovenes.
Kosovo is Serbia, Macedonia is Bulgaria, Bosnia is half Croatian and half Serbian and that's it.

Why are there so many of your particular mix around? I must have met half a dozen or so and I don't have particular contact with Europeans or anything

Jurassic. Because - Dinosaurier!

nose job

when are you moving out? i mean the writing is on the wall of what your country is going to become.

My dude I got Croat citizen ship are you making money in Germany and living in Cro give me a tldr faggot.

I'm not moving out. I'm actually willing to fight for my country.

No, I live in Germany. But I visit my mothers side of the family in Croatia often. I was in fact in Croatia a month ago.

FART!!!

these threads are just attention whoring and aren't Sup Forums worthy, but whatevs.

what's your favorite colour i da li me razumes bre?

I respect Serbs like a neigboring country of Croatia. They are allright people. But brothers, that's just nonesense commie talk.

Invest in Croatia you owe them that and get those reparations from Germany because of them everyone calls us Nazi's for being nationalistic.
Croat-Serb grammar is cancer.

>these threads are just attention whoring and aren't Sup Forums worthy, but whatevs.

I actually was hoping that people would ask me concrete political questions so I may answer from my point of view.

>da li me razumes bre?

razumijem te.

Not sure what you are asking but here are the diaspora numbers, biggest numbers outside of us and europe are in australia.

>Bosnia is half Croatian and half Serbian and that's it.
So this basically?

>Invest in Croatia

I already do ina way. I work for my mothers tourism company and I focus mainly on Croatia, trying to send there as many tourists as I can.

>and get those reparations from Germany

Croatia can't have reparations from Germany, because we wuz nazies ourselves (pic related)

>concrete political questions
>Sup Forums

user....
i give this thread another 40 posts until it turns into a serbian/croatian shitposting competition.

there's not gonna be any fighting, you will just get outvoted, so unless you are read to lead an armed insurrection, where are you moving to?

indeed. just let's remove the kebabs first
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I have the gutt feeling that is going to happen. at that point i won't even care anymore.

What do you think of Islam?

I meant I've met a few Croat x Germans. Never anything like a Serb x German or similar

>bihac to blue
>central bosnia to red
>mudslimes to ankara

>What do you think of Islam?

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I see, well i cant tell you much about that, but i have the same expirience. Have some family living in germany, most from my region do, due to migrations during war.

shh we keep that quiet or else we won't get more gibs

We just mesh well together I suppose. What kind of answer do you expect?

t. have Austrian qtgf

>implying the holohoax ever happened

It did but not 6 million :)

Is hatred for Serbs still your only defining quality or did you pick something up from the Germa- never mind.

Why are german "croats" (more like hercegovci) turbofolk listening, hdz voting, turk like behaving people?

Read my comments you will see what I think of Serbs.

why are memeflags so popular in albania?

...

why is your logic so bad?

never mind... i know why

left or right?

Because they're in fucking Bosnia crazy fuckers.

They're super nationalist because they wanna be in the Croat state and they got cucked by Muslimans.

Germany and Croatia go to war


who do you fight for?

WHY DID YOU CROAT SUBHUMANS KILL THE DOG???????WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

because most of them who come to Germany don't speak German and the only option is to be among themselves and socialize in balkan shithole dosco clubs where they socialize with bosnians and serbs. To be quite honest, I hate those people. They give Croats a bad name. although they are good workers. But mentally they are a world apart from a normal European.
If you want to emigrate and work in another country, at least learn the language first. I have zero friends from the balkans personally. I don't even know any of them. And I hate their "music"

As somebody who has immigrants parents from one side,who thrived in our society.
Please tell me you feel hate for kanacken.

My german grandma married an italian,while my german grandpa married my greek grandma.
Both of my non native grandparents learned the language perfectly and worked for 40years.
They didn't open their mouth and lectured germans about "muh evil nazis".

I feel many leftist are completly delusional in that regard towards enrichment from africa and muslim countries.

I feel more hatred towards the left by each passing day.

>I wish the Croats and Serbs in Bosnia would unite politically
Croats and Sebs..UNITE?!!!

At this pont - Germany.
Both countries are under american domination and occupation (politically and militarily) but at least in Germany we have a right-wing movement that points that out and fights for the freedom of Germany against the NATO invaders. While literally everyone in Croatia is sucking up to America. That's what I don't like there. Also, the Croatian far right is as retarded as it gets. It's the same problem you guys have, but at least the Serbian nationalists are anti NATO and anti American

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Zeig mir die Füße, u pičku materinu.

nice, thats what i wanted to hear

OMG I hate pones now

The dog was killed by the muslims. Muslims hate dogs. Upon seeing the attrocity commited by the moslems against mans best friend, the Croatian armed forces obliterated the kebab town Ahmici.

>posting ign whores

is the german military still called the wehrmacht?

the old bravar got cucked and btfo

Disgusting honestly. All mutts must die.

they should've continued with the removing

Death of Tito was destructive to these lands

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t. Teile und herrsche Jude

Where in germany do you live ?

Which country???

>german
>military
kek, they dont have military, literally

>As somebody who has immigrants parents from one side,who thrived in our society.
>Please tell me you feel hate for kanacken.

Die Kanacken are in my opinion arabs, turks, albanians and muslim bosniaks.
I hate every one of them.
We must distinguish real Europeans from the arabs and Turks and their proto-islamic nations and immigrants who come here (like Bosniaks and Albanians and Kosovars) I don't have anything against Croats, Slovenes, Hungarians, Czechs and others comming here, learning, and working and actually accepting German rules and law and cultural habbits. The problems are those shithole immigrants and those are the real Kanacken>My german grandma married an italian,while my german grandpa married my greek grandma.
>Both of my non native grandparents learned the language perfectly and worked for 40years.
>They didn't open their mouth and lectured germans about "muh evil nazis".

THIS

>I feel many leftist are completly delusional in that regard towards enrichment from africa and muslim countries.

The leftists, especially here in Germany are brain dead idiots and their opinions should not be accounted as valid

unite politically..ally with each other to remove kebabs. I'm not pro Yugoslavian

Is the muslim problem as bad as people say?
dont meme.

>is the german military still called the wehrmacht?

unfortunately...no

Titos mere existence was destructive for those lands.

Now it's the bundeswehr, right?

why not move to America?
It's better here

Northern part

just in the big cities. the smaller communities are actually pretty clean and decent. i live in a smaller town myself

55% pls..

Trump is opening up immigration to Europe and deporting illegals. We won't be 60% for long.

Be part of the solution, help us retake this land

thats sad to hear from what i know prussian militarism was a big part of german culture

I have that chart somewhere, but i believe french have the biggest military in europe, after russia ofc. Germany was working on EU army, hopefully nobody agrees to that. And what can you do, they just need to die out(c)joo

>Trump

>still believing that this judeo-lap dog will change anything

Kao mene

The west,especially NRW(the biggest state in terms of population),is way worse than any area I think.

Generally speaking the west in general,except really small towns, and the big cities of the country are garbage.

The east is probably still 95% german,because they are poorer,had socialism and are not attractive for leeches.This also why east is way more blue pilled and full of "evil nazis XD^^" because they see what the west did in terms of enrichment.


> I don't have anything against Croats, Slovenes, Hungarians, Czechs and others comming here, learning, and working and actually accepting German rules and law and cultural habbits. The problems are those shithole immigrants and those are the real Kanacken

Yeah it is actually quite insane how good people from actually "europe" fit in here.They usually integrate really well.

>The problems are those shithole immigrants
Yep.

Dijaspora here. Stop making so much fucking balkan threads already, fuck.

>u picku materinu
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