This is Croatia 2016, and some of you guys used to call us nonwhite and a shithole, meanwhile we are 1st world and one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>money and high purchasing power >birthplace of famous inventor >already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe >some people ride bikes to work >strong and predictable economy >importing cars from Portugal >white & European >invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot >almost every family has a car and a PC with internet >low unemployment >strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050 >implementing unemployment plan from Greece >exporting to Serbia and Bosnia >army uses homemade tanks & hs produkt vhs 2 >industry based on exports and not on imports >people wear modern clothes >most people have smartphones
some tito butthurt commie, or a serb, dont really know
Liam Harris
hey whatever makes you happy man.
it's what capitalism, free markets and voluntarism is all about.
Liam Allen
I prefer the Serbs,they remove the kebab
Julian Rodriguez
Calm down lads we dont want another Srebrenica
Michael Cruz
comfy wage compared to Bal*an
Asher Reed
kakav odgovor, bas se vidi da si istrijan
Nicholas Sullivan
Nisan, Dalmatianfag here
Jason Edwards
oh my fucking god your country is sucha shit hole just KYS
everything is in TOTTAL SHIT only reason you dont bankrupt is the tourists.
Shit country, shit pay, shit jobs, shit infrastructure, shit people, shit prices. I cant this of one fucking positive thing. Shit property laws, shit everything.
Kayden Sullivan
>>people wear modern clothes >>most people have smartphones
TOP KEK
Michael Martinez
Nice! Can you buy guns in your country like burgers?
Easton Gonzalez
Good job Croatia.
I am rooting for you goys.
Brayden Perry
>>birthplace of famous inventor Doesn´t this embarrass you, both that it´s in the SINGULAR, and that the bloke was a Serb anyway? Fuck, there´s so many famous inventors from my city alone (Manchester) I never even bothered trying to memorise them.
Evan Parker
>Shit property laws Uh oh, did you get scammed by a gypsy user?
James Green
i prefer hvar. tako lijepa a tako nasa
Tyler Thompson
tough laws, but majority of people have some weapons left from the war (20 years ago)
Salford here ST holder Stretford end, Why are you in Spain?
Come back to Manchester
Kevin Brooks
When I was a kid I used to hear a lot about your country and war happening there in our government news channel. Is the war over there yet? What happens in your country? that's cool. Do you accept rapefugees?
Zachary Wright
lemme tell you something, those campaigns were bad. i dont really think those commercial made magic as kikebook or instagram did desu
do you have an apartment down there to rent?
Nolan Walker
>What happens in your country? The Dutch UN soldiers went full retard and shot a bunch of kids well actually its more like 8000 boys and men.
hey tried to blame it on Radovan karavitch, but he was the one trying to treat the wounded, the Dutch just wouldn't stop shooting.
Brayden Torres
this escalated quickly
Caleb Sanchez
>croatia >economy tottally dependent on tourism >one of the best countries in Europe
First gen Croat here born in Aus. Plan to get citizenship and move there end of next year. Programmer by trade.. have enough shiekles to survive for a bit. Much work in IT? Perhaps start business?
not really sure about jobs anywere but in zagreb, but citizienship shouldn't be a problem by jus sanguinis. are both of your parents croats or? do they have citizienship?
Xavier Wright
why do you think I'm a proxy? my country is not even technically developed to host proxy servers. lmao
Ethan Richardson
They look white. Unlike Turked serbs
Ayden Morris
slavs are subhumans
Christopher Rogers
croats are ugly
Mason Hall
Hail and well met, our favorite summer vacation spot.
Adam Cook
First stop posting without your pineapple
Elijah Price
>he has to hide behind a flag
Cameron Cruz
The Croats? This is sort of Serbs.
Dominic Murphy
u jelly Turk
Benjamin Mitchell
more like showing a true flag. you have 2 extra colors there
Oliver Sanchez
Mum was born over there. And her side emigrated after WW2. Was thinking Zagreb. Am going over there for extended holiday to suss first next Autumn.
Anthony Brown
spain croatia and turkey white trash paradise
Juan Butler
of what?
croats are ugly people
you have an inferiority complex
Jose Wilson
slavs are subhumans
Ian Torres
delet this pineapple man
Gabriel Sanchez
Fuck of Mohammed. I smell bacon
Ryder Rodriguez
You delet this right fucking now.
Hunter Mitchell
fuck you slavs are subhumans
i cant its the truth
Zachary Miller
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe >strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050 >importing cars from Portugal >strong and predictable economy >industry based on exports and not on imports >implementing unemployment plan from Greece
Jel ja to živim u nekoj drugoj Hrvatskoj? ili koji kurac ovaj lik priča?
Cameron Parker
>ugly
oh look he is pointing at (You)
Xavier Morris
desu the greek larping turkroach shitposter makes me want to bash his skull in
Brayden Cooper
done :)
Brody Gomez
STOP POSTING THIS, A DAY CANT GO BY WITHOUT THIS SHIT PASTA, FUCK OF ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asher Edwards
Soon you will be deported, you are a dirty refugee!
Justin Gomez
I concur. Enough is enough!
Dylan Cox
muhammed take your pills
find your nearest embassy, there wont be no problems, but process itself lasts for 1-2 years i think. how well do you speak croatian?
vidis da je neki jebeni troll, zanemari, treci put vidim ovu glupost
Wyatt Diaz
yes croats are ugly
because of your inferiority complex you are manipulative and pretend that i was role playing a turk
David Martinez
This level of population density in Europe is why the European powers left to conquer the new world.
Nicholas Kelly
you are too obvious
Oliver Gray
stones, wood, cement, guns, ships and transformators
Brody Stewart
slavs are subhumans
croats are slavic subhumans
Nathan Anderson
unironically this
nah mate, you're just an insufferable cunt
Nolan Lopez
Now you know how we feel when Ikibey Greekposts all day every day He's even in this thread:
Juan Peterson
This reminds me of the american movie borat. Your country is a third world steaming pile of shit.
William Rodriguez
Does croatia have any noteworthy accomplishments beyond being the plaything of the venetians or austrians?
Colton Parker
No muslim pig, this will not help you stay in Germany. We still consider you a scum!
Caleb Young
croats are slavic subhumans
slavs are subhumans
stealing Tesla from serbs
Nolan Rogers
My city also, we basically created the modern world - and if you are a collaborator with Argentina we hate you.
Dominic Morales
slavs are subhumans
Adam Martin
>polish technology
Julian Parker
why do people still fall on this stupid pasta. Y'all retards
Chase Barnes
its a copypasta from Sup Forums playing off the Sup Forums memes of polish intellectuals, argentina is white and moortugese
Carson Brooks
...
Kevin Gomez
>stealing Tesla from serbs Tesla is serbian you shitshin cuck
David Evans
Thanks. You guys need to create a counter-pasta of some sort. Good luck then
John Brown
beautiful woman
Jason James
pizda ste vi debili to je stejl kopirana pašta
Xavier Foster
Rovinj valjda
Hunter Long
Alright r kid Salford lad here too
Brayden Carter
Znam malo. I've spoken to embassy here and going to start language classes soon. Should be fun! Thanks for the advice user
Daniel Garcia
IDIOTS DON'T REPLY TO IKIBEY HE'S A NOTORIOUS T*RKROACH SHITPOSTER KNOWN FOR CRASHING THREADS WITH NO SURVIVORS
ANY POSTER WITH GERMAN FLAG POSTING "_______ are subhuman _______ are ugly" IS IKIBEY, THE T*RKROACH MUDSLIME SUBHUMAN
Aaron Martinez
Military equipment made from imported goods. Nice try, Fransisco.
Eli Hernandez
I cannot lie that Croatia is shit, I've been to Zagreb twice and it's dope as fuck. I have several friends and people I know there so I have a vague clue of how it is to live in Croatia and it didn't sound bad. And the woman are beautiful. I've been depressivly in love with one Croatia girl for a year and a half. I still fucking like her.
But I don't think that you're that far away from Serbia.
Poyy voleo bih i ove godine da svratim.
Christian James
The town I grew up in here in US is full of Croatians from Dalmatia. Most of them were from near Dubrovnic, I believe. Hardworking, white, girls VERY pretty, only mildly psychotic for the most part
Eli Perez
>>money and high purchasing power There are african countries higher than you, lol. >>birthplace of famous inventor Literally who? The only famous inventor from yugoslavia was Tesla, a serb that left for America. >>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe >you wasted 100 million bucks on slavshit thrash Poles are replacing their tech with american and german. >>some people ride bikes to work You mean peasants too poor to buy a car in the city, who used to ride horse wagons? >>strong and predictable economy You have 4 million people and border Bosnia, Serbia, do you even qualify for an "economy" ? >>importing cars from Portugal Second hand thrash, we import our second hands from Germany, at least, stolen by Poleshits. >>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot Americans made it popular. >>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet Russian 1920's Ladas and Yugoslav "cars" are so old they would be illegal here. >>low unemployment I work in London with a bunch of you slavs, thats false, even the bosnians avoid you now. >>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050 >partnership with an economically bankrupt country cnbc.com/2014/07/29/argentina-debt-default-heres-what-happens-if-it-defaults-again.html >>implementing unemployment plan from Greece >greek socio-economic plans HAHAHA >>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia Look, you made an extra $10 this month ! >>army uses homemade tanks & hs produkt vhs 2 You mean army can't pay for western technology and you're stuck in 1990. >>people wear modern clothes You mean croatians no longer walk like peasants? >>most people have smartphones Chinkphones, its all china shit.
