Are they /our/ guys?

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No, House is.

He is clearly a manipulative Jew that you are running errands for

The Legion is not /our/ guys. Their system doesn't include property rights.

He was in my first few playthroughs, now I'm starting to consider them.
>kill or enslave degenerates
>unified culture
>strong economy and military
>respect for history and tradition
>feudalism based on merit
>women in check
>honor, glory and loyalty
>no racism
>based
If I could I'd make Poland like this

t. Brainlet

Mr. House is the objectively the best choice for the future of humanity. And he's not run under a corrupt democracy or a cult that'll collapse when the leader dies.

NCR is the only valid option.

Mr. House is the only one who had a plan and had the means to achieve it.

Both the NCR and Caesar's Legion were stretched too thin and were expanding too fast, and Yes Man is a meme.

I recall the fighters were given accomodations and money for service, they also had their own caravans and currency which means they had trade.

Kings are best choice

>new Vegas memes incoming

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If you want an enclave of corrupt politics and a failed re run of what life was like before with more diversity

Mr. House can live for a couple more centuries at least and like he tells you when you ask, he has a plan to within 20 years restore industry and expand the strip, and within 50-100 years to pick up where humanity left off and explore the stars.

Yeah but he is unreal. He bases his power on an army of robots and I'm trying to link this to reality so no House or Yes Man

This, praise house

The Legion is a cult of personality that will collapse as soon as Caesar dies.

Who needs property rights when you fight for the legion?

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This is correct.

Born on June 25, 2020 (261 years old) to a wealthy Nevada tool magnate, Robert Edwin House was orphaned at an early age when his parents died in a freak accident involving an autogyro and a lightning strike. Cheated out of his inheritance by his half-brother, Anthony, he nevertheless attended the Commonwealth Institute of Technology, and later went on to found RobCo Industries in his hometown of Las Vegas at the age of 22. It would soon become one of the most profitable corporations in the world, owing mostly to House's considerable technical genius and business acumen. He used the wealth and power to gain controlling interests in a myriad of other businesses. These included REPCONN Aerospace, the Lucky 38 Hotel & Casino on Las Vegas Boulevard, and perhaps, most personally, the H&H Tool Company - the family business usurped by his greedy half-brother (although curiously, the factory on the outskirts of Vegas was still under his brother's control in 2077).

A staunch pragmatist by nature, Mr. House would regularly design and run mathematical simulations based on global political and socio-economic conditions in an effort to predict future events. By 2065, these projections led him to the inexorable conclusion that the world would be engulfed in a nuclear war within fifteen years. Worse still, his contacts within the military informed him that seventy-seven Chinese warheads were aimed at his beloved Las Vegas. Armed with this knowledge and his projections, House went to work on a secret plan to ensure the city would survive this apocalypse and that he would live to see the world after the war. He programmed multiple mainframes with satellite links meant to disable the vast majority of the Chinese missiles while in flight, then designed an array of high powered laser cannons, which he had installed on the roof of the Lucky 38, to deal with any missile his program had missed. To preserve himself, he took equally drastic steps: his body was permanently connected to an extremely sophisticated life support device named a "hibernation chamber" [1]to take care of his physiological needs, while his brain was wired directly into his vast information network via an enormous supercomputer. Essentially, he became a one-of-a-kind humanoid brain bot, with the Lucky 38 and an army of securitrons serving as his "body".

>t. houses bitch
hurr im gonna go to space and make humanity gods just give me power everything promise k

Yeah, the only thing it's missing is a dynasty or some sort of throne continuity, I figured that's their weakness, that's why I never joined. But imagine if they have the military ranks system so engraved in their psyche that after Ceasar the next in command is also a cult-figure

An integral element of his plan was the platinum chip, which in reality was a combination access card and high capacity data storage device, containing a massive OS upgrade for his Securitrons and the laser defense network. The chip was to be delivered in the afternoon of October 23, 2077. Unfortunately, about 20 hours before delivery, the Great War began. The chip was lost and was rediscovered over 200 years later in Sunnyvale by some of the multiple scavengers hired by House. Forced to work with an inferior version of the OS, he has suffered numerous system crashes and was even forced into a coma by one of the failures before being able to reboot an earlier, stable version.

House regained consciousness in 2138.[2] Biding his time, he entered the world stage once again in 2274, when Securitrons under his command emerged from the Lucky 38. This action was prompted by the arrival of New California Republic scouts at Hoover Dam. In order to establish his rule, he enlisted the help of tribes living in New Vegas (later known as the Three Families) and rebuilt the city just in time to welcome the arrival of the New California Republic Army's advance forces. In exchange for help with Hoover Dam and permission to use the McCarran Airport as its headquarters, House signed the New Vegas treaty, ensuring cooperation from NCR and, for a time, protecting the Strip from annexation.

am i in the right thread

The cannibal casino mission actually had a guy called Ted Gunderson in it. Someone at Obsidian was woke.

Only downside:

Mr. House is extremely physically decrepit and can only live inside a self-contained life support unit. The Courier has the opportunity to break through his security and see his true form. However, opening his isolation chamber, even for a second, means that Mr. House will not live more than a year due to exposure to outside contaminants

I always let anarchy consume new vegas

He can't even control a full city without having everyone in his tiny pyramidal system trying to backstab him or trying to make human flesh a well respected ingredient

Do you think that he would be able to do anything more than that ?

The patrician choices is yesman while playing a genius

meaning Yes Man?

>caesars legion
Roman cosplayers with a cult based around "caesar",it will colapse the moment he dies
>NCR
American gov. V2.0,they are corrupt and dont care about the people as much as they care about consolidating power
>yes man
Literally a proxy for the courier,it will go to shit the moment he dies

Mister house is literally the only acceptable choice
Not only is he capable,a genius and already has a plan,but hes literally the god emperor only that more active

>When your game is such a great of an rpg that people talk about the in-game politics

meaning yes man while playing an ancap retard always siding with bandits I think

It does include property rights, just not for members of the Legion itself. Civilians under Legion government retain property and trade.

How long till house dies when the game ends?

t. Brainlet

The legion brought order and civilisation to the wasteland. House just scammed degenerates for their shekels

If Caesar dies, then the Legion dissolves. No, they are not /our/ guys

It does include property for the legion members. They veterans get houses, slaves and spoils of war

House wants to create a libertarian paradise in the wasteland and he has the technology to do so, the only people standing in his way are the NCR and Caesar's legion.

Legate Lanius takes over after, and he's a pretty shit leader. Caesar admitted that Lanius doesn't actually care about the Legion. House even says that the Legion will fall apart on the death of Caesar.

If you give him the platinum chip he can rule Vegas without the help of the three families.And I'd say House did pretty good considering he's stuck in the middle of a war between two massive factions that want to annex his city.

This was one of the best rpgs in the last decade.

That's why Bethesda took over the franchise. In Fallout 2 you could be a porn star if you had high endurance.

not if he fucks a sloot and gets a heir it isn't

>durr, my genocidal tribal confederation is totally a civilised state guiz
>s-stop laughing at us! I'll crucify u!!!

As long as his chamber remains undisturbed it is believed that he can pretty much live for ever
And even if he doesnt he would come up with some sort of plan to make sure humanity is safe after his death

Not if he implemented a throne continuity system, that's literally the only problem with them

>what is an heir

Agreed. And they made it in one year because bethesda is a shitty company.

You fail to understand that every factions you mentioned has a problem of succession

> Caesar's legion could collapse if Caesar doesn't live long enough to beat the NCR and merge with it to create a true nation, and it will probably go badly even if he succeed

> The NCR has a shit ton of problems since Tanda or Tandy died and every new presidents are just not worthy to be mentioned, basically a benevolent dictatorship that suddendly becomes a mainstream democracy, like France since de Gaulle left the presidency

> Yes Man, probably the most hazardous one, you simply can't predict who things will go but since you are the only one being able to accomplish anything in the Mojave and you are behind every plots you can be sure the ones that will govern after you will be shitty

Basically it's a distopia where even if you have the illusion that things can only go for the better, you just didn't realized how bad things really are, mankind won't thrive

To be fair, it was built on top of fallout 3. There was way less work to do. Plus, Blackisle or whoever didn't finish it anyways. It's still a godsend of a game.

>muh trust an eternal jew that stays in a vat of piss and shit because he totally wants what's best for the people i promise
fucking brainlet

the legion will fall apart, its supposed to fall apart, but in its wake it will leave a unified culture that can serve as the basis for a future civilization. ncr will collapse too but only leave squabbling tribes as they were before, and house talks a very good game but i dont trust him as far as i could throw him (though i could throw the little beef jerky quite a ways)

Caesar fixed Arizonia, with the resources he would take from house he would have a Rome and he would be able to truly civilize the wasteland. He is unironically the best choice, the east would collapse under House or the bullshit bureaucracy of the NCR.

He's basically batman then
tfw too intelligent

what if he has dementia or goes crazy for some reason

obsidian is should be given the fallout 4 engine so they can make new vegas 2
bethesda is shit at anything creative

Right but that is only for those who retire. When you are in the Legion's service you belong to Caesar and everything you have is for the Legion. In the cut content you were supposed to go to Legion territory and see how peaceful and safe everything was but with extremely harsh laws and punishments. Shame they only left in the description, it made all the brainlets think it was just propaganda.

I'd play that, in half a decade when I buy a new laptop.

>for seven years after the release

>feudalism
>based on merit
lel

>no racism
how is this a good thing?

>Caesar's legion is bad
>B-B-But the NCR!!!
The absolute state of legionfags

This.

He is truly the superior government body. History of Rome confirms that

t. beta jew cuck
caesar is obviously the alpha choice and literally the only one that doesn't end in complete chaos after a couple of years

Well hes pretty much a cyborg at this point,so i dont think he could go crazy
And as i said,house prolly has OCD or something,he plans everything in advance,he d prolly have a plan in case that happends
The guy plays 7d chess with the wasteland and is winning

Didn't know that, good info

>laptop
why do you waste shekels you retard?
just get a pc
it's literally the cheapest it has been in years

ONE TRUE OPTION TO IS FOLLOW CAESAR AND HIS MIGHTY LEGION

ALL HOUSE FAGS ARE LIBERTARIAN KEKS WHO DESERVE A SPEAR THROUGH THE CHEST

AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR

there is literally nothing wrong with that

Why do you support Caesar's legion so much? Do you sympathise with it since your country also likes to LARP about ancient empires they had no connection with?

no i support the legion because it's the superior system that will lead the post nuked world into prosperity
something a beta jew would know nothing about

These maxresdefault I keep seeing? Idk, they seem like a varied bunch.

Legate Lanius was his successor, but he's a shitty leader. Even Caesar points it out.
>"Lanius is savage. Savagely loyal, too, but only to me - he has no love for my Legion. But this has its uses."
The second Lanius is placed as Caesar's successor, the Legion will collapse within a few years.

Yeah, good fighters and rich are given earth and people, what's wrong with that.
>how is this a good thing?
anyone can join

There is an intecation in the game with caesar where he gives you a mission to go fetch him some shit and tells you to leave him alone and if you initiate a conversation with him he ll threaten you and tell you to fuck off and if you do it a 2nd time he ll just attack you
I think this is the only instance of such a thing in the game

The legion is basically a glorified tribal confederation that is guaranteed to collapse.The only viable heir is Legate Lanius who's a shit leader. The only reason why people like it is because "muh degenerates haha"

Caesar is preferable to both the NCR AND House, it's fair to compare him to the NCR when they are one of the alternatives brainlet

i keked

he is a dictator you dumbshit
he could literally instate any sort of government body or just fuck a sloot so he can put his kid on the throne

Every few years I buy a really nice one and write it off as a business expense for my lousy home business. Besides, I don't even play video games anymore.

fave game 10/10

the house always wins
legion are a bunch of larpers

Yes, true to Caesar.

>muh i'll trust an eternal jew who definitely has my interests at heart dude lmao just believe me
also
lanius gets the throne if he dies
if you cure his brain tumor he can make a contingent

>just fuck a sloot so he can put his kid
Why would Caesar, the son of the god of war, spoil his bloodline by having children with any random woman? Also, what would stop Legate Lanius from killing Caesar's heir when Caesar eventually dies from his tumour.

Gay desu

I can't fucking believe it has been this long

You wish it was guaranteed to collapse. Powers like that don't disappear easily. It's like saying Russia will disappear when the Tsar dies. Lanius or a war council can appoint another leader and that is it.

>what is putting you son on the throne before dying like toyotomi hideyoshi so your political opponents can't do shit while you control your kid from the shadows

also raising him to be a leader and promoting him to the people

this thread will probably still keep happening for years to come
what a great fucking game
i should play fallout 1 and 2 though
some autists said that they were really good

i don't get why european kings didn't do this
it's literally the best thing you can do to stop dissidents

2 is new vegas tier in terms of story.
1 is a little shallow

>blindly follows the Roman Jew
>Calls others autists
shiggy

i usually play those types of games with guides so i don't miss shit
but i heard that this is bad for 1 and 2 for some reason
what's your opinion on the matter?

They were greedy and didn't want their sons to push them away from power before they die

>literally follows the vat jew
>talks about blindly following
shiggy diggy

Well the stories are good and the often unexpected happen so it would be bad to spoil that. Also some quest need you to think outside of the box with the mechanics, it follows more real life rules than game rules so its really immersive. And sometimes spontanious crazy choices that are not in the guides make things more interesting instead of breaking the game so its more enjoyable and immersive

Caesar's legion is entirely devoted as a cult to Caesar and not many people will warm up to his heir. When Caesar eventually kicks the bucket conquered tribes will probably try to gain independence and people will try to become the next "Caesar" Not to mention the fact that everybody that isn't the legion hates the legion for their atrocities.

A tribal empire based around worshipping a man as a god just isn't viable long-term

>what is an heir

Caesar intentionally striped tribes of their identity to make sure this wouldn't happen. The legion would weaken if he died but it wouldn't collapse

thanks for the info m8
btw are there any of those retarded collect everything quests modern day open world games have?