/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner Thread: Saturday night death jam edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???

ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Evening Robert, thank you for making the thread

>the caller Peter John says there are people with bags over their heads sitting at his dining table

Evening Roberts.

>adult male sleeping in front of the pizzeria
>stolen hyundia sonata
>(muffled black women yelling)

>6 females fighting in street

>six females fighting in the street

Evening, Roberts.

anyone have the drinking game pasta?

>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>Neighbors partying and blasting music in backyard

Time for REAL ROBERT HOURS

Could be a crazy night, Labor Day Weekend usually is

>Shots fired

>body removal
>corpse in the living room

take a shot whenever any shots are fired or drink when you get a bingo

>5-6 shots fired at Rockland and cortland (sp?)

>male with a gun with a shirt tied over his face
>intoxicated man jumping in and out of the dumpster
>tenant is causing a ruckus

>butler mcgee is selling loose cigars and cigarettes

>OL BUCKLER MCGEE SELLIN STRAY CIGS

>"...so bring shackles, he's very combative"
>female is running and screaming for help as a minivan left from the location

>vehicle vs. pole and no one at the scene wants to tell us what happened

>several shots fired

>it's 1 of the 2 strippers threatening to harm herself

strippers on suicide watch

>male passed out in the chase bank vestibule with his pants down

>shots fired at 7915 carpenter
>stoned asian female arguing with a black male
>asian female

R A R E

Damn I don't think I've ever heard that one

>male fell down the stairs
>he's unconscious but breathing

/comfy/ here i come.

>ex boyfriend will not leave, now thowing stuff at her

>tow truck towed someone then found out there was a person in the car, they will not get out

>car vs dumpster

car Vs dumpster.

>neighbor started up a barbecue grill in his apartment
>toxic fumes are coming down into caller's apartment
>she cannot breath
>she is afraid it will set the stairs on fire

This can only end good.

>male laying on ground unconscious
>Amber lamp 23 on site.

>tfw you'll never have cpd's qt or sassy say "good morning 10-4" to you.

>two kids robbed a smoke shop of money (?)

>disturbance with girlfriend, both have been drinking.

>12-15 gang members gathering on rockford
>disturbance with a girlfriend

man gfs sound like a lot of work

>domestic 2nd floor, chantay needs her boyfriend removed.

I want to see more OC like this.

This is very 90's to me. whoever the annon who did it, I think less "acid" and more "pastel"?

>male breaking bottles on peoples cars
>30 people having a party outside with loud music
>someone trying to get coke from people

>sound of ringing phone in the backround

>people in car with masks and guns

>block party

>she cannot breath
It's breathe. Ffs why doesn't anyone know the fucking difference between breath and breathe? Fuck you all, you're all fucking morons

>CHECK YO KEYS
>dispatch aint taking no shit

>we recall the prrt (?)
>caller has grey ford, no injury
>drunk female unconscious but breathing

bump

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>large group loitering and parked illegally

>4 guns shots
>6 guns shots
>5 guns shots

>25 yo with head injury
F

>man passed out near car with the trunk open